{"id":100021,"date":"2022-03-03T02:55:55","date_gmt":"2022-03-03T02:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=100021"},"modified":"2022-03-02T12:22:45","modified_gmt":"2022-03-02T12:22:45","slug":"boloni-domokos-csinjan-a-viccekkel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=100021","title":{"rendered":"B\u00f6l\u00f6ni Domokos: CS\u00cdNJ\u00c1N A VICCEKKEL"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>A transzszib\u00e9riai vonat h\u00e1l\u00f3f\u00fclk\u00e9j\u00e9ben h\u00e1rom orosz utazik. Egyik\u00fck \u00fajs\u00e1got olvas, a m\u00e1sik kett\u0151 azzal sz\u00f3rakozik, hogy vicceket mes\u00e9lnek Putyinr\u00f3l.<br>Az els\u0151 utast zavarja, hogy nem olvashat nyugodtan, \u00e9s elhat\u00e1rozza, hogy megtr\u00e9f\u00e1lja a r\u00f6h\u00f6g\u0151ket.<br>Diszkr\u00e9ten kil\u00e9p, majd a vonatk\u00eds\u00e9r\u0151 alkalmazott\u00f3l h\u00e1rom cs\u00e9sze te\u00e1t rendel, arra k\u00e9rve, hogy pontosan t\u00edz perc m\u00falva hozza a f\u00fclk\u00e9be.<br>Vissza\u00e9rve \u00edgy sz\u00f3l a t\u00e1rsakhoz:<!--more--><br>\u2013 Urak, cs\u00ednj\u00e1n a politikai viccekkel. A polosk\u00e1k mindent hallanak.<br>\u2013 Egy fr\u00e1szt, legy\u00fcnk komolyak! Ki hallott manaps\u00e1g polosk\u00e1kr\u00f3l a vonatokon?!<br>\u2013 Igen? H\u00e1t figyeljenek. \u201c\u0150rnagy elvt\u00e1rs, k\u00e9rn\u00e9nk h\u00e1rom te\u00e1t!\u201d <br>P\u00e1r pillanat m\u00falva megjelenik a kocsik\u00eds\u00e9r\u0151 a h\u00e1rom cs\u00e9sze te\u00e1val.<br>A k\u00e9t viccel\u0151 kifeh\u00e9redett arccal kussol. Lefekv\u00e9sig egyetlen sz\u00f3 sem hagyja el ajkukat.<br>Reggel a k\u00f3p\u00e9 egyed\u00fcl \u00e9bred a h\u00e1l\u00f3f\u00fclk\u00e9ben. <br>K\u00edv\u00e1ncsian k\u00e9rdi a k\u00eds\u00e9r\u0151t\u0151l, hol lehet a m\u00e1sik kett\u0151. <br>\u2013 Az \u00e9jjel elvitte \u0151ket a SZVR (a k\u00fcls\u0151 h\u00edrszerz\u0151 szolg\u00e1lat, a KGB ut\u00f3da).<br>\u2013 J\u00f3, j\u00f3; de hogy lehet, hogy engem b\u00e9k\u00e9n hagytak?<br>\u2013 Az \u0151rnagy elvt\u00e1rsnak tetszik a tr\u00fckk a h\u00e1rom te\u00e1val\u2026<br><br><em>(Az Adev\u0103rul c. lap nyom\u00e1n)<\/em><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A transzszib\u00e9riai vonat h\u00e1l\u00f3f\u00fclk\u00e9j\u00e9ben h\u00e1rom orosz utazik. Egyik\u00fck \u00fajs\u00e1got olvas, a m\u00e1sik kett\u0151 azzal sz\u00f3rakozik, hogy vicceket mes\u00e9lnek Putyinr\u00f3l.Az els\u0151 utast zavarja, hogy nem olvashat nyugodtan, \u00e9s elhat\u00e1rozza, hogy megtr\u00e9f\u00e1lja a r\u00f6h\u00f6g\u0151ket.Diszkr\u00e9ten kil\u00e9p, majd a vonatk\u00eds\u00e9r\u0151 alkalmazott\u00f3l h\u00e1rom cs\u00e9sze te\u00e1t rendel, arra k\u00e9rve, hogy pontosan t\u00edz perc m\u00falva hozza a f\u00fclk\u00e9be.Vissza\u00e9rve \u00edgy sz\u00f3l a t\u00e1rsakhoz:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bongeszde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100021"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100021\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}