{"id":100359,"date":"2022-03-26T02:53:08","date_gmt":"2022-03-26T02:53:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=100359"},"modified":"2022-03-25T15:31:33","modified_gmt":"2022-03-25T15:31:33","slug":"naszta-katalin-f-i-c-u-j-k-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=100359","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e1szta Katalin f i c u j k a"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>napok \u00f3ta kor\u00e1n van reggel<br>egy hete m\u00e9g csak reggel volt<br>a billenty\u0171zet mag\u00e1ba sz\u00edvja<br>bet\u0171imet<br>s amit reggel gondolok<br>eszembe jut egy k\u00f3sza \u00f6tlet<br>(reggel van, m\u00e9g friss az agy)<br>a tegnap l\u00e1tott sz\u00ednh\u00e1zi esten<br>a bulv\u00e1rdarab<!--more--> <br>min halv\u00e1nyabban, de kacagtam<br>a biztos\u00edt\u00e9kot kiveri \u00f3vatosan <br>minden e k\u00f6r\u00fcl forog ugye<br>\u00e1llap\u00edtom meg hanyagul<br>p\u00e1rom szel\u00edden mosolyog <br>s \u00e9n elr\u00e9vedek egy m\u00falt darabon<br>(hol volt m\u00e9g akkor unok\u00e1m!)<br>szeretett-becs\u00fclt kolleg\u00e1m<br>\u00e1ll\u00edtott sz\u00ednpadra nagykomolyan <br>egy pisil\u00e9sig vicces kom\u00e9di\u00e1t<br>amit mi fentr\u0151l \u00e9lvezt\u00fcnk<br>lent meg k\u00f6z\u00f6ns\u00e9g vih\u00e1ncolt v\u00e9gig<br>a szex k\u00f6r\u00fcl forgott az is, v\u00e9gig<br>m\u00e1s k\u00f6nt\u00f6sben, magyarul-franci\u00e1n<br>gy\u00f6ny\u00f6r\u0171s\u00e9ges k\u00ednjainkon<br>tud-e, megy-e, k\u00edv\u00e1njuk, kell-e<br>az eld\u00f6ntend\u0151 probl\u00e9m\u00e1t<br>s a kivel lett volna, mint mindig<br>a fel- s megment\u0151 megold\u00e1s<br><br>kor\u00e1n van ma reggel, m\u00e1r s\u00fct<br>szinte a nap, pedig a napt\u00e1r<br>szerint m\u00e9g v\u00e1rni kell k\u00e9t napot<br>hogy annyi legyen az id\u0151, mint most<br>hogy meg\u00edrtam ezt a p\u00e1r sort<br>ha b\u00e9ke lesz h\u00e1bor\u00fara v\u00e1gyunk<br>mit ki-ki megharcol, ahogy tud<br>kinek nem jut a szex-falatb\u00f3l<br>ha t\u00fczet k\u00e9r, h\u00e1bor\u00fara gy\u00fajt<br>\u00e1rny\u00e9k\u00e1ban a reggel is \u00f6sszekapja<br>mag\u00e1t, hamarabb megindul<br>pedig m\u00e9g ki sem hirdett\u00e9k <br>a tavaszi napfordul\u00f3t<br><br><em>(nk)<\/em><br><em>2022-03-25<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Forr\u00e1s: szerz\u0151 FB-oldala<\/strong><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>napok \u00f3ta kor\u00e1n van reggelegy hete m\u00e9g csak reggel volta billenty\u0171zet mag\u00e1ba sz\u00edvjabet\u0171imets amit reggel gondolokeszembe jut egy k\u00f3sza \u00f6tlet(reggel van, m\u00e9g friss az agy)a tegnap l\u00e1tott sz\u00ednh\u00e1zi estena bulv\u00e1rdarab<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}