{"id":100770,"date":"2022-04-24T02:52:26","date_gmt":"2022-04-24T02:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=100770"},"modified":"2022-04-23T18:49:55","modified_gmt":"2022-04-23T18:49:55","slug":"ok-mondtak-2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=100770","title":{"rendered":"\u0150K MONDT\u00c1K&#8230; (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>M\u00e9g csak azt sem tudom, hogy Kanada melyik utc\u00e1ban van.<br><br><em>(Al Capone)<\/em><br>*<br>A pont vonal szeretne lenni.<br>A vonal h\u00e1romsz\u00f6g.<br>De mire v\u00e1gyjon a k\u00f6r?<br><br><em>(Georg Petz)<\/em><!--more--><\/p>\r\n<p>*<\/p>\r\n<p>Szomor\u00fa, hogy a szurkol\u00f3k les\u00fcllyedtek a labdar\u00fag\u00e1s sz\u00ednvonal\u00e1ra. <br>*<br>Ink\u00e1bb az orrom legyen borvir\u00e1gos, mint a fogam v\u00edzk\u00f6ves!<\/p>\r\n<p><em>(Hofi)<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p>*<\/p>\r\n<p>Azt mondj\u00e1k, a legjobb m\u00f3dja annak, hogy egy franci\u00e1t r\u00e1b\u00edrjunk valamire, az, ha megtiltjuk neki.<\/p>\r\n<p><em>(Marcus Rosenlund)<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p><br>*<br>Mi Isten legnagyszer\u0171bb m\u0171ve? Az ember. \u00c9s ki j\u00f6tt erre r\u00e1? Az ember.<\/p>\r\n<p><br><em>(Mark Twain)<\/em><br>*<br>A tudatlans\u00e1gnak nem volt f\u00e1ja az \u00c9denben, m\u00e9gis hogy bezab\u00e1lt t\u0151le az ember!<\/p>\r\n<p><br><em>(Kner Izidor)<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p>*<\/p>\r\n<p>EGY KIS M\u0170VELTS\u00c9G<\/p>\r\n<p><br>Ha a kiskor\u00faak tudn\u00e1k, hogy az \u00d3sz\u00f6vets\u00e9g a b\u00e1r\u00e1nyokat lesz\u00e1m\u00edtva \u00e9pp olyan, mint a Tr\u00f3nok harca, csak sokkal v\u00e9resebb, minden h\u00e9ten a hittan\u00f3ra lenne a sl\u00e1ger.<\/p>\r\n<p><br>(Lia Celi)<br>**<br>Az optikai csal\u00f3d\u00e1s az, ha az ember egy l\u00e1tszer\u00e9sznek p\u00e9nzt ad k\u00f6lcs\u00f6n, \u00e9s nem kapja vissza.<\/p>\r\n<p><br>(N\u00f3ti K\u00e1roly)<br>*<br>A t\u00fccs\u00f6k majdnem cs\u00f3t\u00e1ny; de mit tesz egy kis zenei m\u0171velts\u00e9g!<\/p>\r\n<p><br>(Georg Petz)<br><br>Forr\u00e1s: B\u00f6l\u00f6ni Domokos FB-oldala<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e9g csak azt sem tudom, hogy Kanada melyik utc\u00e1ban van. (Al Capone)*A pont vonal szeretne lenni.A vonal h\u00e1romsz\u00f6g.De mire v\u00e1gyjon a k\u00f6r? (Georg Petz)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bongeszde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}