{"id":101484,"date":"2022-06-09T02:56:54","date_gmt":"2022-06-09T02:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=101484"},"modified":"2022-06-08T19:51:44","modified_gmt":"2022-06-08T19:51:44","slug":"keszthelyi-gyorgy-ha-felepitek-egy-lepcsohazat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=101484","title":{"rendered":"Keszthelyi Gy\u00f6rgy: Ha fel\u00e9p\u00edtek egy l\u00e9pcs\u0151h\u00e1zat"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Ha fel\u00e9p\u00edtek egy l\u00e9pcs\u0151h\u00e1zat, <br>gyan\u00edtom, az egyik ajt\u00f3 m\u00f6g\u00f6tt<br>Ker\u00f6l\u00e1jn kir\u00fazsozza az ajk\u00e1t,<br>reggelig pizsamaparti lesz,<br>a szomsz\u00e9d majd sztr\u00f3kot kap,<br>ha \u00fcv\u00f6lteni kezdenek a hangfalak.<br>A b\u00fatorok feddhetetlenek,<br>a lakk b\u00f3d\u00edt\u00f3 szag\u00e1t\u00f3l<br>esik transzba a rend\u0151r,<br>megdorg\u00e1l, megv\u00e1gja a zsebed<br>majd teherbe ejti a j\u00e1rg\u00e1nyt.<!--more--><br><br>Ha \u00e9ppen madarat j\u00e1tszol<br>ker\u00fcld el nagy \u00edvben az ablakokat,<br>menek\u00fclj bolondul\u00e1sig,<br>keress meg, a l\u00e9pcs\u0151k\u00f6n k\u00edv\u00fcl<br>nem \u00e9p\u00edtek semmit,<br>a l\u00e1bam d\u00f6ng\u00f6l\u0151 g\u00e9p,<br>a sz\u00edvem elvak\u00edt, mint az \u00edvhegeszt\u0151,<br>valaki kukkol egy m\u00e1sik t\u00e9rb\u0151l,<br>vetk\u0151zd le magadr\u00f3l a tollakat,<br>t\u00e1n elsiratnak, r\u00e1 se r\u00e1nts,<br>az egek m\u00f6g\u00f6tt sincs r\u00e1ci\u00f3.<br><br><em>2022. j\u00fanius 7.<\/em><\/p>\r\n<div id=\"attachment_101496\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/kgy-lepcsohaz.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-101496\" class=\"wp-image-101496\" src=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/kgy-lepcsohaz-226x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"532\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/kgy-lepcsohaz-226x300.jpg 226w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/kgy-lepcsohaz.jpg 632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-101496\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>K.Gy. &#8211; L\u00e9pcs\u0151h\u00e1z<\/em><\/p><\/div>\r\n<p><br><br><em>Forr\u00e1s: szerz\u0151 FB-oldala<\/em><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha fel\u00e9p\u00edtek egy l\u00e9pcs\u0151h\u00e1zat, gyan\u00edtom, az egyik ajt\u00f3 m\u00f6g\u00f6ttKer\u00f6l\u00e1jn kir\u00fazsozza az ajk\u00e1t,reggelig pizsamaparti lesz,a szomsz\u00e9d majd sztr\u00f3kot kap,ha \u00fcv\u00f6lteni kezdenek a hangfalak.A b\u00fatorok feddhetetlenek,a lakk b\u00f3d\u00edt\u00f3 szag\u00e1t\u00f3lesik transzba a rend\u0151r,megdorg\u00e1l, megv\u00e1gja a zsebedmajd teherbe ejti a j\u00e1rg\u00e1nyt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grafika","category-vers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}