{"id":101561,"date":"2022-06-14T02:53:02","date_gmt":"2022-06-14T02:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=101561"},"modified":"2022-06-13T19:29:06","modified_gmt":"2022-06-13T19:29:06","slug":"keszthelyi-gyorgy-szeretlek-garfield","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=101561","title":{"rendered":"Keszthelyi Gy\u00f6rgy: Szeretlek Garfield"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<div id=\"attachment_101565\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/garfield-kgy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-101565\" class=\"wp-image-101565\" src=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/garfield-kgy-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/garfield-kgy-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/garfield-kgy-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/garfield-kgy-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/garfield-kgy.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-101565\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>A szerz\u0151 grafik\u00e1ja<\/em><\/p><\/div>\r\n<p>Nem vagy \u00e1rva, de annyira b\u00fas&#8230;<br>uram, uram, megk\u00e9rhetem?<br>madame Mitterand nyomoz ut\u00e1nam,<br>f\u00fcst\u00f6ln\u00e9k gyakran, feh\u00e9ren,<br>mint a r\u00f3mai p\u00e1pa.<!--more--><br>\u00d6sszek\u00f6tnek a r\u00e1csok s a gy\u00f3gyszerek,<br>kiseg\u00edtelek a bajban,<br>nesze, sz\u00eddd, ne fond a k\u00f6telet.<br>\u00c9hes kuty\u00e1k \u00fclnek a f\u00e1kon,<br>h\u00e1zi\u00e1llatok,<br>a holl\u00f3 makkot csipeget.<br>\u00c1tl\u00e1tok a hom\u00e1lyos ablakon,<br>csempe, feh\u00e9r csempe<br>s a r\u00f6vid, fekete hajad.<br>Most megint szarni fogsz.<br>Ma megismersz, holnap m\u00e1r nem,<br>j\u00f3l elcseszt\u00e9k a pszich\u00e9d,<br>h\u00e9t napon h\u00e9tszer \u00e1rulsz el, b\u00e1r<br>naponta hozz\u00e1d tartozom.<br>Igaz, \u00e9n is megetettem<br>egy k\u00f6v\u00e9r macsk\u00e1t a padon,<br>de meggy\u00f3ntam legal\u00e1bb.<br>Felejts el, holnap is itt leszek,<br>szeretlek, Garfield,<br>simogatom a tenyered,<br>marokra fogsz \u00e9s cs\u00f3kol\u00f3zunk a f\u0171ben.<br><br><em>2022. j\u00fanius 13.<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p><em>Forr\u00e1s: szerz\u0151 FB-oldala<\/em><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nem vagy \u00e1rva, de annyira b\u00fas&#8230;uram, uram, megk\u00e9rhetem?madame Mitterand nyomoz ut\u00e1nam,f\u00fcst\u00f6ln\u00e9k gyakran, feh\u00e9ren,mint a r\u00f3mai p\u00e1pa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grafika","category-vers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}