{"id":101787,"date":"2022-06-30T02:52:36","date_gmt":"2022-06-30T02:52:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=101787"},"modified":"2022-06-29T19:33:44","modified_gmt":"2022-06-29T19:33:44","slug":"boloni-domokos-bongeszoje-530","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=101787","title":{"rendered":"B\u00f6l\u00f6ni Domokos b\u00f6ng\u00e9sz\u0151je"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p><em><strong>\u00d6RK\u00c9NY ISTV\u00c1N: <\/strong><\/em><em><strong>JELLEMPR\u00d3BA<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\r\n<p>A kerekes k\u00fatn\u00e1l sz\u00e1lltam ki az aut\u00f3b\u00f3l, mert onnan m\u00e1r csak sz\u00e1z l\u00e9p\u00e9s volt a gy\u00e1rkapu. A gy\u00e1rat hegyek vett\u00e9k k\u00f6r\u00fcl, a hegyeken sz\u0151l\u0151k, erd\u0151k, irt\u00e1sok, az irt\u00e1sokon magasfesz\u00fclts\u00e9g\u0171 t\u00e1vvezet\u00e9k. <br>Vid\u00e9ken a gy\u00e1rat is kutya \u0151rzi, mint a krumplif\u00f6ldeket. L\u00e1ttamra azonnal d\u00fchbe gurult a kutya, habz\u00f3 sz\u00e1jjal, kivicsorg\u00f3 fogakkal, von\u00edtva rohant ki a kapus f\u00fclk\u00e9j\u00e9b\u0151l. F\u00e9l\u00faton meg\u00e1llt, \u00e9s fej\u00e9t f\u00e9lrebillentve, kiszemelte azt a helyet, ahol majd bel\u00e9mharap. <br>Engem puli m\u00e1r megharapott, m\u00e9ghozz\u00e1 bar\u00e1tom pulija tiszta faj. Meg\u00e1lltam, s m\u00e9rlegeltem, vajon, hogy harap egy idegen puli, egy ilyen korcs, kever\u00e9k fajzat, melynek csak kisebbik fele puli, a nagyobbik v\u00e9rszomj, s\u00e9rt\u0151d\u00f6tts\u00e9g, \u00e1lnoks\u00e1g, \u00fcld\u00f6z\u00e9si v\u00e1gy. N\u00e9ztem a pulit, s megh\u00e1tr\u00e1ltam. <br>Vissza\u00fcltem az aut\u00f3ba. Odavezettem a gy\u00e1r kapuja el\u00e9. Amikor kisz\u00e1lltam, j\u00f6tt a puli. Farkcs\u00f3v\u00e1lva j\u00f6tt, roggyant t\u00e9rdekkel. Rajongva n\u00e9zett r\u00e1m. L\u00e1tta, hogy aut\u00f3m van, f\u00f6lny\u00fajtotta a fej\u00e9t, hogy vakarjam meg. <br>Megvakartam a t\u0171j\u00e9t. <br>Korrupt f\u00e9reg \u2014 gondoltam magamban. <br>Korrupt f\u00e9reg \u2014 gondolta a puli.<br><br><em>N\u00e9p\u00fajs\u00e1g, 1990. febru\u00e1r 10.<\/em><\/p>\r\n<hr>\r\n<p><em><strong>Z\u00c1GONI ATTILA: SZT\u00c1RPAR\u00c1D\u00c9<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\r\n<p>\u2014 Figyelem, figyelem! Ma este, s\u00f6t\u00e9ted\u00e9s ut\u00e1n k\u00e9t perccel rendk\u00edv\u00fcli cirkuszel\u0151ad\u00e1s. B\u0171v\u00e9szmutatv\u00e1nyok m\u00e1r az el\u0151csarnokban: fej\u00e9r\u0151l elt\u0171nik a kalapja, bal karj\u00e1r\u00f3l az eserny\u0151je, jobb karj\u00e1r\u00f3l a feles\u00e9ge. A porondon fognak ugr\u00e1ndozni a cirkusz kuty\u00e1i, a n\u00e9z\u0151t\u00e9ren a kuty\u00e1k bolh\u00e1i. Fell\u00e9p Maestro Leoni oroszl\u00e1netet\u0151. El\u0151sz\u00f6r csak a fej\u00e9t dugja be a fenevad sz\u00e1j\u00e1ba, ut\u00e1na bedugja a f\u00fcl\u00e9t is, hogy ne hallja a cs\u00e1mcsog\u00e1st. Maestro Fachetti t\u00fczet nyel, Maestro, Sallati kardot nyel. <br>\u2014 Hajmereszt\u0151 egyens\u00falygyakorlatok a kupola alatt! A k\u00f6t\u00e9lt\u00e1ncos hal\u00e1lmegvet\u0151 nyugalommal v\u00e9giglibeg egy h\u00e1l\u00f3n, mik\u00f6zben feje f\u00f6l\u00f6tt \u00e9letvesz\u00e9lyes magass\u00e1gban cidrizik a k\u00f6t\u00e9l. K\u00f6z\u00f6ns\u00e9ges porcel\u00e1n t\u00e1ny\u00e9r sz\u00e9l\u00e9n egyens\u00falyoznak a Spagetti testv\u00e9rek, \u00e9s villahegyen Maestro Macaroni&#8230; <br>\u2014 \u00c9s v\u00e9g\u00fcl szenz\u00e1ci\u00f3s er\u0151gyakorlatok! Maestro Musculanti izomkolosszus bal kez\u00e9vel felemeli egyik t\u00e1rs\u00e1t, jobb kez\u00e9vel felemeli m\u00e1sik t\u00e1rs\u00e1t, k\u00e9t ujj\u00e1val felemeli a s\u00e9rvk\u00f6t\u0151j\u00e9t&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p><br><em>N\u00e9p\u00fajs\u00e1g, 1990. febru\u00e1r 3.<\/em><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6RK\u00c9NY ISTV\u00c1N: JELLEMPR\u00d3BA A kerekes k\u00fatn\u00e1l sz\u00e1lltam ki az aut\u00f3b\u00f3l, mert onnan m\u00e1r csak sz\u00e1z l\u00e9p\u00e9s volt a gy\u00e1rkapu. A gy\u00e1rat hegyek vett\u00e9k k\u00f6r\u00fcl, a hegyeken sz\u0151l\u0151k, erd\u0151k, irt\u00e1sok, az irt\u00e1sokon magasfesz\u00fclts\u00e9g\u0171 t\u00e1vvezet\u00e9k. Vid\u00e9ken a gy\u00e1rat is kutya \u0151rzi, mint a krumplif\u00f6ldeket. L\u00e1ttamra azonnal d\u00fchbe gurult a kutya, habz\u00f3 sz\u00e1jjal, kivicsorg\u00f3 fogakkal, von\u00edtva rohant ki [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bongeszde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}