{"id":101901,"date":"2022-07-08T02:55:13","date_gmt":"2022-07-08T02:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=101901"},"modified":"2022-07-07T19:10:30","modified_gmt":"2022-07-07T19:10:30","slug":"gergely-tamas-a-csok-napja-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=101901","title":{"rendered":"Gergely Tam\u00e1s: A cs\u00f3k napja"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Vadmalac valami k\u00fcl\u00f6n\u00f6set l\u00e1tott: egy fiatal p\u00e1r a v\u00edzben, test\u00fck \u00f6sszefon\u00f3dva, m\u00e9g az ajkaik is. Nehezen tudja megfejteni a vizes r\u00e9buszt, k\u00e9rdi h\u00e1t a kom\u00e1j\u00e1t:<br>\u201dEzek most \u00fasznak vagy cs\u00f3kol\u00f3znak?\u201d<br>\u201dNem tudtad? \u2013 k\u00e9rdi t\u0151le a kom\u00e1ja \u2013 a cs\u00f3k napja van.\u201d<br>Az\u00e9rt Vadmalac sem hagyja mag\u00e1t:<br>\u201dH\u00e1t itt se nap, \u00e9s a cs\u00f3knak is a l\u00e9nyeg\u00e9t elvesztett\u00e9k\u201d, mondja. M\u00e9g megtoldja egy viccesnek t\u0171n\u0151 saj\u00e1t fabrik\u00e1ci\u00f3val: \u201cHidrobic.\u201d<br>\u00c1m kom\u00e1ja, a j\u00f3l inform\u00e1lt, m\u00e9g neveli kicsit:<br>\u201cEz semmi. L\u00e9tezik olyan, hogy asztroszerelem!\u201d<br><br><em>Forr\u00e1s: Lenolaj.hu<\/em><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vadmalac valami k\u00fcl\u00f6n\u00f6set l\u00e1tott: egy fiatal p\u00e1r a v\u00edzben, test\u00fck \u00f6sszefon\u00f3dva, m\u00e9g az ajkaik is. Nehezen tudja megfejteni a vizes r\u00e9buszt, k\u00e9rdi h\u00e1t a kom\u00e1j\u00e1t:\u201dEzek most \u00fasznak vagy cs\u00f3kol\u00f3znak?\u201d\u201dNem tudtad? \u2013 k\u00e9rdi t\u0151le a kom\u00e1ja \u2013 a cs\u00f3k napja van.\u201dAz\u00e9rt Vadmalac sem hagyja mag\u00e1t:\u201dH\u00e1t itt se nap, \u00e9s a cs\u00f3knak is a l\u00e9nyeg\u00e9t elvesztett\u00e9k\u201d, mondja. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}