{"id":1029,"date":"2010-06-09T09:10:20","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T09:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=1029"},"modified":"2010-06-09T15:36:02","modified_gmt":"2010-06-09T15:36:02","slug":"viccek-a-kommunista-idokbol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=1029","title":{"rendered":"Viccek a kommunista id\u0151kb\u0151l"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>(Yossef Abraham 2006-os \u00e1t\u00edr\u00e1s\u00e1ban, az Asymetria foly\u00f3irat nyom\u00e1n)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Egy nyugati diplomata rom\u00e1n koll\u00e9g\u00e1j\u00e1t\u00f3l \u00e9rdekl\u0151dik:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00d6n\u00f6k mit export\u00e1lnak?<br \/>\n&#8211; V\u00e1lyogt\u00e9gl\u00e1t, \u00edgy a rom\u00e1n.<br \/>\n&#8211; V\u00e1lyogt\u00e9gl\u00e1t? Az meg kinek kell? hov\u00e1 sz\u00e1ll\u00edtj\u00e1k?<br \/>\n&#8211; A v\u00e1lyogt\u00e9gl\u00e1t mi Bulg\u00e1ri\u00e1ba k\u00fcldj\u00fck.<!--more--> &#8211; Bulg\u00e1ri\u00e1ba? \u00c9s mit adnak cser\u00e9be?<br \/>\n&#8211; Cser\u00e9be toj\u00e1st kapunk, v\u00e1laszol a rom\u00e1n.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ol\u00e9, b\u00f3logat a nyugati, v\u00e1lyogt\u00e9gl\u00e1\u00e9rt toj\u00e1st, ez pomp\u00e1s! \u00c9s mit csin\u00e1lnak a toj\u00e1ssal?<br \/>\n&#8211; A toj\u00e1st Magyarorsz\u00e1gra sz\u00e1ll\u00edtjuk, mondja a rom\u00e1n, cser\u00e9be pedig naposcsib\u00e9ket kapunk.<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u00e9g jobb! \u00c9s mi lesz a csib\u00e9kkel?<br \/>\n&#8211; A csib\u00e9ket a keletn\u00e9metekhez k\u00fcldj\u00fck, ez\u00e9rt \u0151k kakasokat sz\u00e1ll\u00edtanak nek\u00fcnk.<br \/>\n&#8211; Eg\u00e9sz j\u00f3! \u00c9s a kakasokkal mi lesz?<br \/>\n&#8211; A kakasokat Lengyelorsz\u00e1gba sz\u00e1ll\u00edtjuk, \u00e9s pulyk\u00e1kat kapunk cser\u00e9be.<br \/>\n&#8211; Fantasztikus! H\u00e1t a pulyk\u00e1kkal mi t\u00f6rt\u00e9nik?<br \/>\n&#8211; A pulyk\u00e1k Csehszlov\u00e1ki\u00e1ba mennek, ahonnan borjakat k\u00fcldenek nek\u00fcnk!<br \/>\n&#8211; Nah\u00e1t! \u00c9s a borjak?<br \/>\n&#8211; A borjakat egyenesen a Szovjetuni\u00f3ba sz\u00e1ll\u00edtjuk, ahonnan a teh\u00e9nszart kapjuk, amib\u0151l a v\u00e1lyogt\u00e9gla k\u00e9sz\u00fcl, amit azt\u00e1n Bulg\u00e1ri\u00e1ba k\u00fcld\u00fcnk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Iciget hivatj\u00e1k a k\u00e1deroszt\u00e1lyra.<br \/>\n&#8211; Icig elvt\u00e1rs, ki kell \u00f6nt r\u00fagnunk.<br \/>\n&#8211; Na de mi\u00e9rt?<br \/>\n&#8211; Mert olyan a neve.<br \/>\n&#8211; Csak emiatt? mondta Icig. Semmi m\u00e1s kifog\u00e1s nincsen ellenem?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ugyan, egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n, csak az az uk\u00e1z, hogy mindenkit r\u00fagjunk ki, akinek olyan a neve, mint az \u00f6n\u00e9.<br \/>\n&#8211; N\u00e9h\u00e1ny \u00f3ra halad\u00e9kot k\u00e9rek, sz\u00f3lt Icig, \u00e9s megoldom a probl\u00e9m\u00e1t.<br \/>\nN\u00e9h\u00e1ny \u00f3ra m\u00falva Icig visszaj\u00f6n a n\u00e9vv\u00e1ltoztat\u00e1si bizony\u00edtv\u00e1nnyal: Icigb\u0151l Ionescu lett.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ez remek, Ionescu elvt\u00e1rs, mondj\u00e1k neki a k\u00e1deroszt\u00e1lyon, de most az a helyzet, hogy ki kell r\u00fagjuk.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ugyan mi\u00e9rt, d\u00f6bben meg Icig, hiszen most m\u00e1r nem \u00fagy h\u00edvnak, ahogy azel\u0151tt&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Az lehet, v\u00e1laszolj\u00e1k a k\u00e1deroszt\u00e1lyr\u00f3l, de az az utas\u00edt\u00e1s, hogy rakjunk ki n\u00e9h\u00e1ny olyanvalakit is, akit \u00fagy h\u00edvnak, ahogy most \u00f6nt, ne mondhass\u00e1k, hogy antiszemit\u00e1k vagyunk&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Yossef Abraham 2006-os \u00e1t\u00edr\u00e1s\u00e1ban, az Asymetria foly\u00f3irat nyom\u00e1n) Egy nyugati diplomata rom\u00e1n koll\u00e9g\u00e1j\u00e1t\u00f3l \u00e9rdekl\u0151dik: &#8211; \u00d6n\u00f6k mit export\u00e1lnak? &#8211; V\u00e1lyogt\u00e9gl\u00e1t, \u00edgy a rom\u00e1n. &#8211; V\u00e1lyogt\u00e9gl\u00e1t? Az meg kinek kell? hov\u00e1 sz\u00e1ll\u00edtj\u00e1k? &#8211; A v\u00e1lyogt\u00e9gl\u00e1t mi Bulg\u00e1ri\u00e1ba k\u00fcldj\u00fck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-regi-kafebol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}