{"id":103938,"date":"2023-01-01T11:38:20","date_gmt":"2023-01-01T11:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=103938"},"modified":"2023-01-01T11:38:20","modified_gmt":"2023-01-01T11:38:20","slug":"kamu-kaze-lirajabol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=103938","title":{"rendered":"KAMU KAZE l\u00edr\u00e1j\u00e1b\u00f3l*"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

L\u00c1JKOS M\u00c1KOS<\/strong>
Jelige:<\/em>
L\u00e1jkold a m\u00e1kot,<\/em>
majkold a l\u00e1jkot \u2013,<\/em>
l\u00e1jkos m\u00e1kkal,<\/em>
m\u00e1kos l\u00e1jkkal<\/em>
k\u00fcty\u00fcr\u0171m,<\/em>
m\u00fcty\u00fcr\u0171m \u2013,<\/em>
sz\u00edvd meg magad<\/em>
szerelemmel,<\/em>
gy\u00f6ny\u00f6r\u0171m!<\/em>
*
ALKESZ PO\u00c9T<\/strong>
Dear audience, remember:
\u00e1j em talented r\u00edmemb\u00f6r,
aki h\u00e1rom decit bev\u00f6r \u2013,
s eml\u00e9kverset \u00edr for ev\u00f6r.
*
A V\u00c9GZET HATALMA
Felfalt harminc zs\u00edrbarottyot,
s j\u00f3llakottan s\u00edrba rogyott.
*
\u00d6REG SZIVAR DOBJA CSAJ\u00c1T
No, te h\u00edres \u00fati cifra,
hess a nagy b\u00fcd\u00f6s soppingba!
*
BAR\u00c1TJ\u00c1T SAJN\u00c1LJA<\/strong>
N\u00e9zz a szeg\u00e9ny p\u00e1ri\u00e1ra:
viszik p\u00e1rter\u00e1pi\u00e1ra!
*
SZAK\u00cdT\u00c1S<\/strong>
Szex nappal,
szex \u00e9jjel
minden aut\u00f3ban?
K\u00farjon meg
a cs\u00facsforgalm\u00fa
Lieber Autobahn!
*
B\u00daCS\u00da<\/strong>
Ha nem vitt\u00e9l
olt\u00e1rhoz az
\u00daristennek h\u00e1z\u00e1ba\u2019 \u2013
b\u00e1natomban
elmigr\u00e1ltam
J\u00f3zsihoz, a
Pl\u00e1z\u00e1ba!…
*
MI LEGYEN EB\u00c9DRE?<\/strong>
K\u00fcldtem \u00e9n a \u2019zasszonnak
Egy esemest:
\u2013 B\u0151t\u00f6s napon ne f\u0151zz fuszuj-
kalevest!
F\u0151zd meg ink\u00e1bb
cs\u00fct\u00f6rt\u00f6kre,
s legyen gondod m\u00e1sf\u00e9l kil\u00f3
cs\u00fcl\u00f6kre \u2013;
akk\u00f3\u2019 z\u00e1rlak a sz\u00fcvembe
\u00f6r\u00f6kre!
*
KONYEC<\/strong>
Leny\u00faltad a
bankk\u00e1rty\u00e1mat,
Jucusk\u00e1m \u2013,
randizz\u00e1l h\u00e1t
Drakul\u00e1val
ezut\u00e1n!
*
\u00c1MOR R\u00c9GEN \u00c9S MOST<\/strong>
1.R\u00e9gebbi v\u00e1ltozat
Ity\u00f3ka, pity\u00f3ka, ripity\u00f3ka,
szerelmes vagyok egy kisasszonyba.
A naccs\u00e1ga m\u00e9rgel\u0151dik,
hogy a l\u00e1nya hov\u00e1 t\u0171nik
mostan\u00e1ba\u2019?!
A baka nyeggeti a kamar\u00e1ba\u2019!
*
2.\u00dajabb v\u00e1ltozat<\/strong><\/em>
S\u00fcltkrumpli, szalmapity\u2019, has\u00e1bburger,
bel\u00e9m lett z\u00fagva egy influencer.
Well.
M\u00e1j m\u00e1der egy kicsit nervous:
\u201eWe?(r) csavarg\u2019 a little Cicous,
hov\u00e1 b\u00fajva?\u201d
Well.
\u201eDzsonival szamb\u00e1szkodunk
a bedrumba\u2019!…\u201d<\/p>\r\n


*Kamu Kaze Kamarung\u00e1ban \u00e9l\u0151 t\u00e1jnyelvi k\u00f6lt\u0151. A sz\u00f6vegeket nyersford\u00edt\u00e1s alapj\u00e1n t\u00f3hukub\u00f3l magyarintotta, majd k\u00f6zz\u00e9tette:<\/em> B\u00f6l\u00f6ni Domokos<\/em>
E-NEPUJSAG.RO<\/em>
L\u00c1JKOS M\u00c1KOS<\/em>

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L\u00c1JKOS M\u00c1KOSJelige:L\u00e1jkold a m\u00e1kot,majkold a l\u00e1jkot \u2013,l\u00e1jkos m\u00e1kkal,m\u00e1kos l\u00e1jkkalk\u00fcty\u00fcr\u0171m,m\u00fcty\u00fcr\u0171m \u2013,sz\u00edvd meg magadszerelemmel,gy\u00f6ny\u00f6r\u0171m!*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bongeszde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}