{"id":105190,"date":"2023-11-26T15:21:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T15:21:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=105190"},"modified":"2023-11-26T15:21:54","modified_gmt":"2023-11-26T15:21:54","slug":"a-cselenyi-dosszie-2023-november-orubaba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=105190","title":{"rendered":"A Csel\u00e9nyi-dosszi\u00e9 2023. november ORUB\u00c1BA"},"content":{"rendered":"

csel\u00e9nyi b\u00e9la<\/p>\n

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rendetlens\u00e9g<\/div>\n
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g\u00f3lyal\u00e1bakon<\/div>\n
a padl\u00f3ra helyezett<\/div>\n
kacatok k\u00f6z\u00f6tt<\/div>\n
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Budapest<\/u><\/i>, 2023. XI. 12.<\/div>\n
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L\u00e1togat\u00e1s Nagy Albert Doh\u00e1ny utcai lak\u00e1s\u00e1n<\/div>\n
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M\u0171vei t\u00e1r\u00e1t rendre behozta. Szvettere sz\u00edne<\/div>\n
mint a k\u00f6t\u00e9lnek, annyira nyers volt Bercinek ott.<\/div>\n
Nyers olajillat lengte szob\u00e1j\u00e1t. Teltek a percek.<\/div>\n
Talpon az \u00e9jben, \u00e9bren ad\u00f3dott lennem eg\u00e9sz nap.<\/div>\n
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Budapest<\/u><\/i>, 2023. XI. 13–14.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eszembe jut a Kos’t utca*<\/sup><\/div>\n
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H\u00edvogat egyre<\/div>\n
a Kossuth Lajos utca,<\/div>\n
amely lez\u00e1rul<\/div>\n
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a Szentp\u00e9teri-<\/div>\n
templom \u00e9p\u00fclet\u00e9vel.<\/div>\n
Lakhatott ott m\u00e9g<\/div>\n
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sok magyar ember.<\/div>\n
H\u00e1nyszor mondta ap\u00e1m, hogy<\/div>\n
arra befordul.<\/div>\n
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Budapest<\/u><\/i>, 2023. XI. 14.<\/div>\n
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\u00fatban falura<\/div>\n
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mintha \u00e9ppen fordulna be a busz<\/div>\n
mintha \u00e9ppen befordulna<\/div>\n
l\u00e1tom a j\u00e1rd\u00e1t<\/div>\n
a fah\u00edd sz\u00e1lk\u00e1it<\/div>\n
\u00e9rzem r\u00f6vidnadr\u00e1gosan<\/div>\n
a kiforr\u00f3sodott barna b\u0151rhuzatot<\/div>\n
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Budapest<\/u><\/i>, 2023. XI. 16.<\/div>\n
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gumifeldug\u00e1s<\/div>\n
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p\u00f6rd\u00fcl az agyam<\/div>\n
\u00e1lmos\u00edt\u00f3an p\u00f6r\u00f6g<\/div>\n
ugr\u00e1l\u00f3 k\u00e9pek<\/div>\n
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duplav\u00e9 feri<\/div>\n
f\u00fcl\u00e9be rad\u00edrt nyomott<\/div>\n
orvoshoz k\u00fcldt\u00e9k<\/div>\n
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f\u00fcl-orr-g\u00e9g\u00e9szet<\/div>\n
rad\u00edrgumi-kimos\u00e1s<\/div>\n
gyermeki p\u00e1nik<\/div>\n
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b\u00e1rcsak m\u00e9g egyszer<\/div>\n
lenn\u00e9nk ilyen butusk\u00e1k<\/div>\n
gumifeldug\u00f3k<\/div>\n
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Budapest<\/u><\/i>, 2023. XI. 17.<\/div>\n
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levelez\u00e9s az angyallal<\/div>\n
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kar\u00e1csonyi k\u00e9r\u00e9seimet<\/div>\n
nem \u00e9reztem k\u00f6vetel\u00e9snek<\/div>\n
\u00f6sszehajtogatott pap\u00edrra<\/div>\n
fel\u00edrtam k\u00edv\u00e1ns\u00e1gaimat<\/div>\n
nem ny\u00e1ron<\/div>\n
nem t\u00e9len<\/div>\n
a birsalmasajt jegy\u00e9ben<\/div>\n
mikor a lehelet<\/div>\n
m\u00e1r l\u00e1tszott<\/div>\n
p\u00e1ra lett<\/div>\n
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Budapest<\/u><\/i>, 2023. XI. 19.<\/div>\n
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A humor etik\u00e1ja<\/div>\n
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Meztelen n\u0151 karikat\u00far\u00e1ja.<\/div>\n
Fansz\u0151rzete vonalk\u00f3d.<\/div>\n
Ezen nem tudok kacagni;<\/div>\n
m\u00e1s etik\u00e1ja van a humoromnak,<\/div>\n
de az \u00f6tletet oszt\u00e1lyozom.<\/div>\n
Igen \u00f6tletes rajz,<\/div>\n
s szeg\u00e9nys\u00e9g\u00fcnk,<\/div>\n
hogy csak egy vicclapban tudjuk lek\u00f6z\u00f6lni.<\/div>\n
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Nincsenek hely\u00e9n a dolgok.<\/div>\n
Ami j\u00f3pofa,<\/div>\n
nem kacagtat\u00f3,<\/div>\n
ami kacagtat\u00f3,<\/div>\n
nem j\u00f3pofa.<\/div>\n
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S ez nem kisessz\u00e9,<\/div>\n
hanem tizen\u00f6t soros vers.<\/div>\n
Vagy ford\u00edtva.<\/div>\n
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Budapest<\/u><\/i>, 2023. XI. 20.<\/div>\n
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\u00e1lomelemz\u00e9s<\/div>\n
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vissza-visszaz\u00f6kken<\/div>\n
agyam az \u00e1lomba<\/div>\n
m\u00e9g \u00e9rzem az \u00e1gy vas\u00e1t<\/div>\n
de m\u00e1r l\u00e1tom a vasorr\u00fa b\u00e1b\u00e1t<\/div>\n
s a k\u00e9t vas \u00f6sszef\u00fcgg<\/div>\n
marad az ORR\u00da B\u00c1BA<\/div>\n
ORUB\u00c1BA<\/div>\n
ez lesz kopony\u00e1m bels\u0151 fel\u00fclet\u00e9nek<\/div>\n
\u00faj megnevez\u00e9se<\/div>\n
ORUB\u00c1BA<\/div>\n
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Budapest<\/u><\/i>, 2023. XI. 22.<\/div>\n
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Ella n\u00e9ni k\u00fcl\u00f6n\u00f6s esete<\/div>\n
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Fel\u00fclt ap\u00e1m a hetesre mondjuk fejf\u00e1j\u00e1s ellen.<\/div>\n
J\u00f6tt haza gyalog.<\/div>\n
Az Attila \u00faton.<\/div>\n
J\u00f6tt Ella n\u00e9ni.<\/div>\n
Nyomaszt\u00f3 n\u00e9ni.<\/div>\n
Ap\u00e1m felsz\u00e1llt a hetesre.<\/div>\n
Lesz\u00e1llt.<\/div>\n
M\u00e1r ott volt Ella n\u00e9ni a v\u00e9g\u00e1llom\u00e1son.<\/div>\n
J\u00f6tt haza ap\u00e1m feld\u00faltan,<\/div>\n
hogy f\u00f6ld\u00f6n t\u00fali hatalmakkal tal\u00e1lkozott.<\/div>\n
Mondta Zoltik\u00e1nak.<\/div>\n
T\u00f6bbsz\u00f6r emlegette.<\/div>\n
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csel\u00e9nyi b\u00e9la   rendetlens\u00e9g     g\u00f3lyal\u00e1bakon a padl\u00f3ra helyezett kacatok k\u00f6z\u00f6tt     Budapest, 2023. XI. 12.     \u200b L\u00e1togat\u00e1s Nagy Albert Doh\u00e1ny utcai lak\u00e1s\u00e1n     M\u0171vei t\u00e1r\u00e1t rendre behozta. Szvettere sz\u00edne mint a k\u00f6t\u00e9lnek, annyira nyers volt Bercinek ott. Nyers olajillat lengte szob\u00e1j\u00e1t. Teltek a percek. Talpon az \u00e9jben, \u00e9bren ad\u00f3dott […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2954,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nincs-kategorizalva"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2954"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}