{"id":17846,"date":"2012-09-18T19:23:17","date_gmt":"2012-09-18T19:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=17846"},"modified":"2012-09-18T19:23:17","modified_gmt":"2012-09-18T19:23:17","slug":"demeny-peter-haromszor-veri-ezt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=17846","title":{"rendered":"Dem\u00e9ny P\u00e9ter: H\u00e1romszor veri ezt&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A ly\u00e1nyom olykor ell\u00e1tja a bajomat<\/strong>, mint L\u00fadas Matyi a D\u00f6br\u00f6gi\u00e9t; hozz\u00e1teszem, hogy D\u00f6br\u00f6gi \u00e9s k\u00f6z\u00f6ttem k\u00e9ts\u00e9gtelen\u00fcl van n\u00e9mi hasonl\u00f3s\u00e1g, de kiz\u00e1r\u00f3lag testileg!!!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Egy sz\u00f3 mint sz\u00e1z, n\u00e9h\u00e1ny (el\u00e9g sok) \u00e9vvel ezel\u0151tt az volt az egyik legf\u0151bb sz\u00f3rakoz\u00e1sunk (f\u0151leg az eny\u00e9m), hogy birk\u00f3ztunk, letepertem (hja, akkor m\u00e9g nem ment nehezen&#8230;), leh\u00faztam a nadr\u00e1gj\u00e1t, \u00e9s csattan\u00f3sakat csapkodtam oda, ahol a legg\u00f6mb\u00f6ly\u0171bb. Erre egyszer k\u00f3p\u00e9 arccal megk\u00e9rdezte, nem szeretn\u00e9m-e, ha megmassz\u00edrozn\u00e1 a h\u00e1tam, s mikor azt v\u00e1laszoltam, hogy de igen, \u00e9s k\u00e9js\u00f3v\u00e1ran elny\u00faltam az \u00e1gyon, akkor egy ideig massz\u00edrozott val\u00f3ban, azt\u00e1n vill\u00e1mgyors mozdulattal ler\u00e1ntotta a nadr\u00e1gomat, \u00e9s nevetve csapkodni kezdett, s \u00e9n magam teljesen tehetetlenn\u00e9 v\u00e1ltam a nevet\u00e9st\u0151l.<\/p>\n<p>Tegnap valami hasonl\u00f3 t\u00f6rt\u00e9nt. El\u00f6lj\u00e1r\u00f3ban meg kell jegyeznem, hogy \u00e9n sok humorral \u00e9s ir\u00f3ni\u00e1val szeretem \u00e9s nevelem \u0151t, mint engem a nagymam\u00e1m. Folyton bakal\u00f3dunk \u00e9s zs\u00f6rt\u00f6l\u0151d\u00fcnk, nagyokat s\u00f3zunk egym\u00e1sra \u00e9s szerepj\u00e1tszunk gyakorta.<\/p>\n<p>Teh\u00e1tlag: be kellett m\u00e1sznom az \u00edr\u00f3asztal al\u00e1, hogy bedugjam a laptop t\u00f6lt\u0151j\u00e9t. Ilyenkor az ember furcsa poz\u00edci\u00f3ba k\u00e9nyszer\u00fcl, s teljesen kiszolg\u00e1ltatott\u00e1 v\u00e1lik. \u00c1gota ki is haszn\u00e1lta ezt: t\u00f6bb \u00edzben \u00fagy viszonyult hozz\u00e1m, mint a szabadr\u00fag\u00e1st l\u00f6v\u0151 focista a labd\u00e1hoz.<\/p>\n<p>De j\u00f6n m\u00e9g a r\u00f3zsasz\u00e1lra d\u00e9r&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Forr\u00e1s: <a href=\"http:\/\/jodemenysegfoka.blog.hu\/\">A j\u00f3dem\u00e9nys\u00e9g foka<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A ly\u00e1nyom olykor ell\u00e1tja a bajomat, mint L\u00fadas Matyi a D\u00f6br\u00f6gi\u00e9t; hozz\u00e1teszem, hogy D\u00f6br\u00f6gi \u00e9s k\u00f6z\u00f6ttem k\u00e9ts\u00e9gtelen\u00fcl van n\u00e9mi hasonl\u00f3s\u00e1g, de kiz\u00e1r\u00f3lag testileg!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jegyzet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}