{"id":2069,"date":"2010-07-05T09:50:07","date_gmt":"2010-07-05T09:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2010-07-05T09:50:07","modified_gmt":"2010-07-05T09:50:07","slug":"cselenyi-bela-idegenseg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=2069","title":{"rendered":"Csel\u00e9nyi B\u00e9la: Idegens\u00e9g"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A h\u00e1zvezet\u0151n\u0151 vend\u00e9get fogad.<\/p>\n<p>A saj\u00e1tj\u00e1t.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e1rom fagylaltot hozok: any\u00e1mnak, a  h\u00e1zvezet\u0151n\u0151nek \u00e9s magamnak. Hoztam volna egy  negyediket is, ha tudok a sz\u00e9kelyidegenr\u0151l. Persze any\u00e1m az \u00f6v\u00e9t k\u00e9ssel megfelezn\u00e9, amit term\u00e9szetesen elh\u00e1r\u00edt a sz\u00e9kelyidegen.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->N\u00e9zem a konyh\u00e1t.<\/p>\n<p>Tisztas\u00e1g van \u00e9s rend. M\u00e9gsem&#8230; \u201eokos\u201d  konyha m\u00e1r: a t\u00e1rgyak alatt szinte k\u00f6telez\u0151 talapzatk\u00e9nt ott lapul valami puha vagy  kem\u00e9ny al\u00e1t\u00e9t. A feled\u00e9s polit\u00farozott piramis\u00e1b\u00f3l el\u0151ker\u00fcltek a r\u00e9gi ter\u00edt\u0151k  is. Cifra szeg\u00e9ly\u00fcket annyira ut\u00e1lom, mint kofasz\u00e1j sz\u00e9l\u00e9n a szilva\u00edzet.<\/p>\n<p>Titokzokni az eg\u00e9sz konyha. \u00c9s abban  kanalazom a levest.<\/p>\n<p>Mennyire k\u00fcl\u00f6nb\u00f6znek az emberek. Egy \u00e9vben  mondjuk \u00f6tsz\u00f6r sz\u00e1nom r\u00e1 magam, hogy vend\u00e9gs\u00e9gbe menjek; vagyishogy engedek a megh\u00edv\u00e1sok  szel\u00edd unszol\u00e1s\u00e1nak. Utolj\u00e1ra 2001-ben fogadtam vend\u00e9get, de&#8230; nem akarok  hazudni&#8230; tal\u00e1n volt m\u00e9g egy eset is. Igen: volt. Az is 2001-ben. Egy h\u00f3napja  sincs, hogy lett egy sz\u00e9kely asszonyunk, s m\u00e1r fogad sz\u00e9kelyidegent.<\/p>\n<p>A sz\u00e9kelyidegen \u00fcl. Kem\u00e9ny, z\u00f6ld  teheraut\u00f3-f\u00fclk\u00e9t ker\u00edt k\u00f6r\u00e9 a k\u00e9pzeletem. Mennek valahov\u00e1. Tal\u00e1n v\u00e1s\u00e1rl\u00e1s lehet a dologban.<\/p>\n<p>Az ember t\u00e1rsas l\u00e9ny. Papok pal\u00e1stj\u00e1b\u00f3l  gyakran elhangzik ez. Rossz ember, aki elfordul az atyafi\u00e1t\u00f3l.<\/p>\n<p>Nyakadba csurog a bor\u00fas id\u0151.<\/p>\n<p>Fekete ruh\u00e1ban bej\u00f6n Elektra. Mez\u00edtl\u00e1b van.  Leteszi a sajtot.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 SZIKULOX\u00c9NI \u2014 mondja.<\/p>\n<p><em>Budapest,<\/em> 2010. VI. 29.<\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\nresizeLeftPane();\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\ngLaunchProfile.start('RT_AD_FOOT');\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A h\u00e1zvezet\u0151n\u0151 vend\u00e9get fogad. A saj\u00e1tj\u00e1t. H\u00e1rom fagylaltot hozok: any\u00e1mnak, a h\u00e1zvezet\u0151n\u0151nek \u00e9s magamnak. Hoztam volna egy negyediket is, ha tudok a sz\u00e9kelyidegenr\u0151l. Persze any\u00e1m az \u00f6v\u00e9t k\u00e9ssel megfelezn\u00e9, amit term\u00e9szetesen elh\u00e1r\u00edt a sz\u00e9kelyidegen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rovidproza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}