
{"id":20788,"date":"2013-02-14T06:40:48","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T06:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=20788"},"modified":"2013-02-14T06:40:48","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T06:40:48","slug":"tanczos-g-karoly-kocsmai-miniaturok-78-az-5-os-szamu-korterem-athallasok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=20788","title":{"rendered":"T\u00e1nczos G. K\u00e1roly: Kocsmai miniat\u0171r\u00f6k 78. (Az 5-\u00f6s sz\u00e1m\u00fa k\u00f3rterem \u2013 \u00c1thall\u00e1sok)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e9g\u00fcl is 2013. janu\u00e1r 2-\u00e1n m\u0171t\u00f6tt\u00e9k meg a bal szememet, s ut\u00e1na az 5-\u00f6sbe ker\u00fcltem. Nem a csehovi 6-osba, az elmeoszt\u00e1lyra, az \u00f6tbeteges, a t\u00f6k\u00e9letes alattval\u00f3sba (Nyikit\u00e1sba). Nem, itt a kopasz Laci volt a m\u0171t\u0151sseg\u00e9d, aki h\u00e9be-h\u00f3ba bet\u00e9r egy nagyfr\u00f6ccsre a Vallonba is. <!--more-->A k\u00f3rteremben h\u00e1rman voltunk, egy 88, egy 68 \u00e9s egy 55 \u00e9ves \u2013 az ott tart\u00f3zkod\u00e1som r\u00f6vids\u00e9ge miatt nem jegyeztem meg a neveket. Groteszk m\u00f3don a 88 \u00e9ves \u00e9letvid\u00e1m \u00f6reg\u00far ist\u00e1polt kett\u0151nket. (\u00c9n m\u00e9g el\u0151tte voltam az \u00e9rfest\u00e9snek \u00e9s az \u00e9rt\u00e1g\u00edt\u00e1snak.) R\u00e9szben neki k\u00f6sz\u00f6nhet\u0151, hogy \u00e1tm\u00f3k\u00e1ztuk a m\u00e1sf\u00e9l napot. Hazat\u00e9r\u00e9sem ut\u00e1n els\u0151 utam \u2013 term\u00e9szetesen \u2013 a S\u00f6r\u00f6z\u0151be vezetett. Nem fogadott \u00fcdvkit\u00f6r\u00e9s, hisz mindennapos dolog egy-egy vend\u00e9g hosszabb t\u00e1voll\u00e9te is. (L\u00e1sd \u201eRoki Kocsma\u201d!) A szabadnapja egy szakasz\u00e1t itt t\u00f6lt\u0151 Andi megk\u00e9rdi, hogyan siker\u00fclt a m\u0171t\u00e9t. \u00c9n: \u201eJ\u00f3l.\u201d Zsuzsa elem\u00e9ben van: \u201eEzut\u00e1n azt kell adnunk neki, amit k\u00e9r, nem azt, amit el\u00e9je tesz\u00fcnk!\u201d (Mindenki nevet. \u00c9n is.) Andi t\u00e1voz\u00e1sa ut\u00e1n n\u00e9mi csend, majd bel\u00e9p Barta Sanyi, az agyv\u00e9rz\u00e9s ut\u00f3hat\u00e1saival k\u00fcszk\u00f6d\u0151. Rendel, leteszi a pohar\u00e1t az asztalra, le\u00fcl, botj\u00e1t maga mell\u00e9 a f\u00f6ldre t\u00e1masztja. \u0150 is megk\u00e9rdez. \u00c9n: \u201eK\u00f6sz\u2019 j\u00f3l. A doktorn\u0151 kiv\u00e1l\u00f3 szakember.\u201d Szecsk\u00f3 Jani fel\u00e9m fordul: \u201eMondod most, mert siker\u00fclt! Mit mondan\u00e1l, ha nem ment volna minden sim\u00e1n?\u201d Lenyelem indulataimat. M\u00e1r az els\u0151 m\u0171t\u00e9t el\u0151tt alaposan v\u00e9giggondoltam ezt a lehet\u0151s\u00e9get. V\u00e1laszolok: \u201eUgyanezt! Emberek vagyunk!\u201d B\u00e1n Mih\u00e1ly Jani feln\u00e9z a s\u00f6re m\u00f6g\u00fcl, keser\u0171en mosolyog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e9g\u00fcl is 2013. janu\u00e1r 2-\u00e1n m\u0171t\u00f6tt\u00e9k meg a bal szememet, s ut\u00e1na az 5-\u00f6sbe ker\u00fcltem. Nem a csehovi 6-osba, az elmeoszt\u00e1lyra, az \u00f6tbeteges, a t\u00f6k\u00e9letes alattval\u00f3sba (Nyikit\u00e1sba). Nem, itt a kopasz Laci volt a m\u0171t\u0151sseg\u00e9d, aki h\u00e9be-h\u00f3ba bet\u00e9r egy nagyfr\u00f6ccsre a Vallonba is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jegyzet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}