{"id":24429,"date":"2013-08-03T09:23:53","date_gmt":"2013-08-03T09:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=24429"},"modified":"2013-08-03T09:23:53","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T09:23:53","slug":"petrozsenyi-nagy-pal-allati-szosszenetek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=24429","title":{"rendered":"Petrozs\u00e9nyi Nagy P\u00e1l: \u00c1llati sz\u00f6sszenetek"},"content":{"rendered":"

BEMUTATKOZ\u00c1S<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

A b\u00f6ll\u00e9r diszn\u00f3t v\u00e1g.
\n\u2013 Gyuriii, Gyurii! \u2013 vis\u00edtja a sert\u00e9s.
\nHi\u00e1ba, nincs kegyelem. \u00c9s ezt \u0151 is tudja. Az\u00e9rt tov\u00e1bb h\u00f6r\u00f6g: Gyuri, v\u00e9g\u00fcl Gy\u00f6rgy, azzal v\u00e9ge.
\n\u2013 \u00c9n meg Lajos vagyok \u2013 mondja a b\u00f6ll\u00e9r.<\/p>\n

\"pnagypali\"<\/p>\n

A KECSKE \u00c9S A BIRKA<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

A kecske tapasztalatcser\u00e9re megy a mennybe.
\n\u2013 Mek-mek! N\u00e1latok me-mennyi e-ezer \u00e9v? \u2013 \u00e9rdekl\u0151dik a birk\u00e1t\u00f3l.
\n\u2013 Bee! Csak egy pillanaat.
\n\u2013 \u00c9s e-egy forint?
\n\u2013 Kereek egy billi\u00f3\u00f3.
\n\u2013 Akkor, l\u00e9gy sz\u00edve-ves, \u00e9s adj gyorsan e-egy forintot!
\n\u2013 Sz\u00edveseen \u2013 feleli a birka \u2013, csak v\u00e1rj egy pillanatoot!<\/p>\n

MI\u00c9RT Z\u00d6LDEK, ILLETVE S\u00c1RG\u00c1K EGYES CINK\u00c9K?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Boltot nyit a cinege. Csakhogy \u0151kelme bizony lust\u00e1cska, j\u00f3kat alszik, nagyokat s\u00e9t\u00e1l.
\n\u2013 Nyitni k\u00e9k! Nyitni k\u00e9k! \u2013 r\u00e1gja f\u00fcl\u00e9t az asszony, s mutatja a tegnapi bev\u00e9telt.
\n\u2013 Kicsit \u00e9r. Kicsit \u00e9r.
\n\u2013 Nekem mondod? \u2013 z\u00f6ld\u00fcl el m\u00e9rg\u00e9ben a boltosn\u00e9. \u2013 Bezzeg s\u00f3gorod j\u00f3l megszedte mag\u00e1t.
\nErre viszont a f\u00e9rje s\u00e1rgul el. M\u00e1rmint az irigys\u00e9gt\u0151l, tudniillik egy\u00fctt kezdt\u00e9k, bel\u0151le m\u00e9gis szeg\u00e9ny ember, amabb\u00f3l meg milliomos lett.
\nAz\u00f3ta z\u00f6ldek, illetve s\u00e1rg\u00e1k egyes cink\u00e9k. Persze v\u00e1ltoznak az id\u0151k \u00e9s a cineg\u00e9k is. Ma m\u00e1r a s\u00f3gor koldus \u00e9s a m\u00e1sik milliomos. Hogy mi\u00e9rt? Na, hallj\u00e1k! Ha tudn\u00e1m, biz’ isten, \u00e9n is milliomos lenn\u00e9k.<\/p>\n

A T\u00c9ESZELN\u00d6K ORVOSOL<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

*
\nKiballag a t\u00e9eszeln\u00f6k a farmra. \u00c1llatai nyomban k\u00f6r\u00fclveszik.
\n\u2013 Na, mit akartok?
\n\u2013 Nyihaha! Her\u00e9\u00e9t! \u2013 d\u00f6rg\u00f6l\u0151dzik hozz\u00e1 a l\u00f3.
\n\u2013 M\u00fa\u00fa! M\u00e1l\u00e9\u00e9t! \u2013 b\u0151gi a teh\u00e9n.
\nA kutya s\u00f3hajt:
\n\u2013 Vauvau! M\u00e1-m\u00e1-jat!
\nA macska:
\n\u2013 Ny\u00e1u! Haalat!
\n\u2013 H\u00e1p-h\u00e1p! \u2013 h\u00e1pog a kacsa. \u2013 K\u00e1-k\u00e1s\u00e1t.
\nCsup\u00e1n a diszn\u00f3 hallgat.
\n\u2013 H\u00e1t neked mi kell? \u2013 k\u00e9rdezi meg \u0151t is az eln\u00f6k
\n\u2013 Nekem, r\u00f6f-r\u00f6f, r\u00f6-r\u00f6-h\u00f6gn\u00f6m kell.
\n\"allatiszosszenet\"
\nT\u00fcntetnek az \u00e1llatok. Jobb b\u00e1n\u00e1sm\u00f3dot, \u00e9s els\u0151sorban t\u00e1pl\u00e1l\u00f3bb eledelt k\u00f6vetelnek. Az eln\u00f6k k\u00e9nytelen-kelletlen ism\u00e9t k\u00f6z\u00e9j\u00fck ballag.
\n\u2013 Na, mit akartok m\u00e1r megint?
\n\u2013 Her\u00e9\u00e9t! \u2013 vicsorog r\u00e1 a l\u00f3.
\n\u2013 M\u00e1l\u00e9\u00e9t! \u2013 \u00edgy a teh\u00e9n, m\u00edg a kutya m\u00e1jat, a macska halat, \u00e9s a r\u00e9ce k\u00e1s\u00e1t k\u00e9r.
\n\u2013 Rendben van! Orvosolom \u00e9n a bajotokat, ne f\u00e9ljetek.
\n\u00c9s val\u00f3ban orvosolta. Olyan \u00fczemet \u00e9p\u00edttetett a farmj\u00e1ra, melynek egyik r\u00e9szleg\u00e9n cip\u0151fels\u0151r\u00e9szt, a m\u00e1sikon a mai napig is t\u00e1sk\u00e1kat k\u00e9sz\u00edtenek.
\nDiszn\u00f3b\u0151rb\u0151l.<\/p>\n

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