
{"id":26141,"date":"2013-10-13T08:33:04","date_gmt":"2013-10-13T08:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=26141"},"modified":"2013-10-13T08:33:25","modified_gmt":"2013-10-13T08:33:25","slug":"a-tribun-esete-a-bozgorral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=26141","title":{"rendered":"A tribun esete a bozgorral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A nagyrom\u00e1ni\u00e1s n\u00e9ptribun \u00e9ppen rendelni k\u00e9sz\u00fcl egy b\u00e1rban, amikor felt\u0171nik mellette egy bajuszos pac\u00e1k, aki enyh\u00e9n sz\u00f3lva kiss\u00e9 magyarosan besz\u00e9li a rom\u00e1nt. Ekkor Vadim a csaposhoz fordul, \u00e9s j\u00f3 hangosan, hogy mindenki hallja, ezt mondja:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Mindenkinek fizetek egy k\u00f6rt. Kiv\u00e9ve ennek a bajuszosnak!&#8221;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A vend\u00e9gek vid\u00e1man koccintanak, a bajszos pedig szel\u00edden mosolyog a tribunra. Vadimot ez kifejezetten fesz\u00e9lyezi, ez\u00e9rt ism\u00e9t parancsol a b\u00e1rosnak:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;M\u00e9g egy k\u00f6rt mindenkinek. Kiv\u00e9ve ezt a bajuszos manuszt!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mint el\u0151bb, a bajszos ez\u00fattal m\u00e1r-m\u00e1r szend\u00e9n pisolyog, \u00e9s furcsa rom\u00e1ns\u00e1ggal k\u00f6sz\u00f6ni a tribunnak a nagylelk\u0171 gesztust.<\/p>\n<p>Ezzel azt\u00e1n m\u00e1r-m\u00e1r borul a bili. Vadim Tudor fr\u00f6cs\u00f6gve ord\u00edtja:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;M\u00e9g egy harmadik k\u00f6rt mindenkinek. Kiv\u00e9ve ezt a ba-ju-szos boz-gort!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A bozgor ekkor kalaplev\u00e9ve h\u00e1l\u00e1lkodik a gavall\u00e9r Eur\u00f3pa-k\u00e9pvisel\u0151nek.<\/p>\n<p>Vadim a d\u00fchroham hat\u00e1r\u00e1n, p\u00e9nzt\u00e1rc\u00e1j\u00e1t a pultra v\u00e1gva \u00fcv\u00f6lti a csaposnak:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Hallod-e, te. Bolond ez a fick\u00f3? Mit\u0151l dobja \u00fagy el mag\u00e1t, amikor mindenki ingyen vedelhet, egyed\u00fcl csak \u0151 nem?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Att\u00f3l, uram, hogy \u0151 a tulaj.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em>Bek\u00fcldte: B\u00f6l\u00f6ni Domokos<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A nagyrom\u00e1ni\u00e1s n\u00e9ptribun \u00e9ppen rendelni k\u00e9sz\u00fcl egy b\u00e1rban, amikor felt\u0171nik mellette egy bajuszos pac\u00e1k, aki enyh\u00e9n sz\u00f3lva kiss\u00e9 magyarosan besz\u00e9li a rom\u00e1nt. Ekkor Vadim a csaposhoz fordul, \u00e9s j\u00f3 hangosan, hogy mindenki hallja, ezt mondja: &#8222;Mindenkinek fizetek egy k\u00f6rt. Kiv\u00e9ve ennek a bajuszosnak!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bombolodjunk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}