{"id":27448,"date":"2013-12-08T06:14:09","date_gmt":"2013-12-08T06:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=27448"},"modified":"2013-12-08T06:14:09","modified_gmt":"2013-12-08T06:14:09","slug":"cseke-gabor-firkak-97","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=27448","title":{"rendered":"Cseke G\u00e1bor: Firk\u00e1k (97)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>UFO (7)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Meg\u00e9rkezett Xav\u00e9r, a szolg\u00e1latos eur\u00f3pai ork\u00e1n, jav\u00e1ban r\u00e1zta a szak\u00e1ll\u00e1t. R\u00e1zhatta: mi idebent a telev\u00edzi\u00f3 esti h\u00edrad\u00f3j\u00e1t n\u00e9zt\u00fck, az eg\u00e9r pedig benn\u00fcnket. Hogy mik\u00e9nt ker\u00fclt a harmadik emeletre, h\u00f3f\u00fav\u00e1s idej\u00e9n, r\u00e1ad\u00e1sul a div\u00e1ny al\u00e1, azt nem tudom, de esk\u00fcdni mern\u00e9k, hogy kapcsolatban \u00e1ll a kor\u00e1bbi UFO-jelens\u00e9gekkel.<!--more--><br \/>\nEl\u0151sz\u00f6r a feles\u00e9gem nem is hitte, amikor sz\u00f3ltam neki, hogy eg\u00e9r van a div\u00e1ny alatt. &#8211; Biztosan j\u00f3l besz\u00edvt\u00e1l, mondta, s most r\u00e9meket l\u00e1tsz&#8230; De mert az eg\u00e9r nem a f\u00e9l\u0151s fajt\u00e1b\u00f3l val\u00f3 volt, t\u00f6bbsz\u00f6r is megmutatta mag\u00e1t. \u00cdgy a feles\u00e9gem is elhitte: nem festettem az \u00f6rd\u00f6g\u00f6t a falra.<br \/>\nMindj\u00e1rt kereste is hozz\u00e1 a racion\u00e1lis magyar\u00e1zatot. \u00c9n viszont: nyilv\u00e1n, \u00e1lc\u00e1zott ufonaut\u00e1val van dolgunk! (B\u00e1r, ha j\u00f3l meggondolom, az \u0171rl\u00e9nyek egyik nagy szak\u00e9rt\u0151je, a k\u00f6lt\u0151nek-\u00edr\u00f3nak-matematikusnak sem utols\u00f3 Mandics Gy\u00f6rgy, aki \u00f6ssze\u00e1ll\u00edtotta a F\u00f6ld\u00f6nk\u00edv\u00fcli l\u00e9nyek enciklop\u00e9di\u00e1j\u00e1t, amiben t\u00f6bb ezer UFO-\u00e9szlel\u00e9st dolgoz fel s mintegy k\u00e9tsz\u00e1z t\u00edpus\u00fa \u0171rl\u00e9nyt k\u00fcl\u00f6n\u00edt el, valamennyit emberszab\u00e1s\u00fak\u00e9nt hat\u00e1rozza meg. Eg\u00e9r s egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n \u00e1llatform\u00e1t nem emleget.)<br \/>\nMivel a vend\u00e9g az est folyam\u00e1n, olyan titokzatosan, ahogy megjelent, el is t\u0171nt, levett\u00fck a napirendr\u0151l. \u00c9s b\u00e1r feles\u00e9gem k\u00e9s\u0151bb megtal\u00e1lta a konyhai szell\u0151z\u0151 r\u00e9s \u00e1tr\u00e1gott m\u0171anyagr\u00e1cs\u00e1t, ami azt jelenti, hogy l\u00e1togat\u00f3nk a h\u00e1zfal \u00fcregeib\u0151l juthatott a lak\u00e1sba, \u00e9n most is azt hiszem, hogy \u00e9gi j\u00f6vev\u00e9ny j\u00e1rt n\u00e1lunk, \u00e9s folytat\u00e1sa k\u00f6vetkezik.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UFO (7) Meg\u00e9rkezett Xav\u00e9r, a szolg\u00e1latos eur\u00f3pai ork\u00e1n, jav\u00e1ban r\u00e1zta a szak\u00e1ll\u00e1t. R\u00e1zhatta: mi idebent a telev\u00edzi\u00f3 esti h\u00edrad\u00f3j\u00e1t n\u00e9zt\u00fck, az eg\u00e9r pedig benn\u00fcnket. Hogy mik\u00e9nt ker\u00fclt a harmadik emeletre, h\u00f3f\u00fav\u00e1s idej\u00e9n, r\u00e1ad\u00e1sul a div\u00e1ny al\u00e1, azt nem tudom, de esk\u00fcdni mern\u00e9k, hogy kapcsolatban \u00e1ll a kor\u00e1bbi UFO-jelens\u00e9gekkel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}