{"id":31256,"date":"2014-05-19T08:18:30","date_gmt":"2014-05-19T08:18:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=31256"},"modified":"2014-05-19T08:18:59","modified_gmt":"2014-05-19T08:18:59","slug":"31256","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=31256","title":{"rendered":"T\u00e1nczos G. K\u00e1roly: Valami Anerika"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vid\u00e1m t\u00e9li t\u00f6rt\u00e9net. N\u00e9zd kom\u00e9di\u00e1nak, s m\u00e1ris sz\u00e9pirodalom, hol fonetikusan, hol nem, a szemiotika keveredik a szemantik\u00e1val)<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Sz\u00e9pen, vastagon bor\u00edtotta t\u00e1jat a h\u00f3.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0<\/span><\/span>Idaho<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 <\/span><\/span>ujjongott nagy t\u00e1rsas\u00e1gunk csinos tagja,\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Miss<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Ouri<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0\u2013, minden olyan nyugodt, feh\u00e9r.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0Legal\u00e1bb nem kell<\/span><\/span>\u00a0color ado<\/span><\/span><\/strong>t fizetni \u2013 jegyezte meg szarkasztikusan\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Wyo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Ming<\/span><\/span><\/strong>, a k\u00ednai bar\u00e1tunk.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0H\u0171, milyen s\u00edkos,\u00a0<\/span><\/span>maine<\/span><\/span><\/strong>m elestem \u2013 sikoltott\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Miss<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Issippi<\/span><\/span><\/strong>, akihez sz\u00edvem mindig is h\u00fazott. Az a szam\u00e1r\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Georg i\u00e1<\/span><\/span><\/strong>zott egyet. Mindenki nevetett.\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Ore gon<\/span><\/span><\/strong>dondoltam, min\u0151 \u00e9rz\u00e9ketlenek. Seg\u00edtettem Miss Issippinek, s f\u00fcl\u00e9be s\u00fagtam:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Vigy\u00e1zz, elesel a lejt\u0151n \u00e9s\u00a0<\/span><\/span>massa<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>chussettes<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0t\u0151lem. \u2013 H\u00e1l\u00e1san tekintett r\u00e1m. T\u00f6bbet nem mondtam, ne<\/span><\/span>m<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>ich<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>igan<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0szoktam sokat besz\u00e9lni.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Mit\u00a0<\/span><\/span>south<\/span><\/span><\/strong>,\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Carol<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>ina<\/span><\/span><\/strong>lt ott az el\u0151bb, a feny\u0151k k\u00f6zt. Sz\u00e9tn\u00e9ztem: val\u00f3ban, bar\u00e1tunk iszo<\/span><\/span>new<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>mexic\u00f3<\/span><\/span><\/strong>sz\u00e1lt t\u0151l\u00fcnk. Vissza k\u00e9ne h\u00edvni. A t\u00e1rsas\u00e1g legmagasabbja,\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Mary land<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00edtott a karj\u00e1val, mire Carol visszaj\u00f6tt, s folytattuk az utat. A l\u00e1bam alatt frissen ropogott a h\u00f3. Meg\u00e9rkezt\u00fcnk a turistah\u00e1zhoz.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

–\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Ne braska<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>meg az isten \u2013 ki\u00e1ltott fel a szabad sz\u00e1j\u00fa Georg \u2013, ilyen sz\u00e9p id\u0151ben kocsival j\u00e1rni!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Kik ezek? \u2013 k\u00e9rdezte Miss Issippi.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– A bar\u00e1taink, de nem ismerem mindet. \u2013 Nem cs\u00fasztatok meg?\u00a0 – fordultam Ari bar\u00e1tomhoz.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00c1, j\u00f3 a h\u00f3! Nagy a\u00a0<\/span><\/span>wisconsin<\/span><\/span><\/strong>it\u00e1sa van.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– A have<\/span><\/span>rhode<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>is<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Land<\/span><\/span><\/strong>roverrel j\u00f6tt? \u2013 mutattam egy feltollazott r\u00e9zb\u0151r\u0171 fel\u00e9.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Nem, hatlo<\/span><\/span>washington<\/span><\/span><\/strong>. Indi\u00e1n. A neve\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Kan<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Sas<\/span><\/span><\/strong>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00c9rdekes ez az indi\u00e1n\u00a0<\/span><\/span>nevada<\/span><\/span><\/strong>s! \u2013 nevetett Mary.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Akkor \u0151r\u00e1\u00a0<\/span><\/span>arkansas<\/span><\/span><\/strong>ok vigy\u00e1znak a mennyben \u2013 humoriz\u00e1lt Georg.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– A\u00a0<\/span><\/span>ken tucky<\/span><\/span><\/strong>t! \u2013 morogta az indi\u00e1n.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

–\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Minne sota<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>k\u00f6zbe? \u2013 f\u00f6rmedtem Georgra \u2013, megs\u00e9rtetted a bar\u00e1ts\u00e1gunkat. \u00c9s a t\u00f6bbiek? \u2013 k\u00e9rdeztem Arit\u00f3l.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Bev\u00e1ndorl\u00f3k. Ez itt a t\u00f6r\u00f6<\/span><\/span>k<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Ali<\/span><\/span><\/strong>.\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Fornia<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0kellett egy csom\u00f3 olajkutat, mire \u00fagy-ahogy \u00f6sszeszedte mag\u00e1t. A m\u00e1sik ott Illi.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Illi?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

–\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Illi. No is<\/span><\/span><\/strong>? A finnekn\u00e9l ez a n\u00e9v gyakori.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0<\/span><\/span>Iowa\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong>el nem jut az ember! \u2013 \u00f6rvendezett Illi, \u00e9n is erre gondoltam, amikor Iv\u00e1nt, az oroszt bemutatt\u00e1k.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

R\u00e1gy\u00fajtottam egy<\/span><\/span>\u00a0virginia<\/span><\/span><\/strong>ra<\/span><\/span>.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong>Miss Ouri k\u00e9rt egy szippant\u00e1st. K\u00f6h\u00f6gni kezdett. \u2013\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Te nne<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>ssee<\/span><\/span><\/strong>dd, fiatal vagy m\u00e9g!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0Milyen \u00e9rdekes neve van ennek a fogad\u00f3nak, mint egy vers! \u2013 ki\u00e1ltott Wyo Ming.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Olvas<\/span><\/span>d<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>el<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>a<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>ware<\/span><\/span><\/strong>set, k\u00e9rlek, kicsit r\u00f6vidl\u00e1t\u00f3 vagyok.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00c9n is ezt\u00a0<\/span><\/span>montana<\/span><\/span><\/strong>m, ha nem tudn\u00e9k olvasni!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– V\u00e1ndor, ha kedved sava<\/span><\/span>new<\/span><\/span><\/strong>,\u00a0<\/span><\/span>jer<\/span><\/span><\/strong>,\u00a0<\/span><\/span>sey,\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00e9des lesz itt n\u00e1lunk!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bement\u00fcnk. Egy ellenszenves, r\u00e1ad\u00e1sul selyp\u00edt\u0151 pinc\u00e9r fogadott. Le\u00fclt\u00fcnk.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Mit aj\u00e1nl?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0Szavany\u00fa\u00a0<\/span><\/span>new york<\/span><\/span><\/strong>i szeletet (Az r helyett is j-t mondott \u2013 a szerz\u0151.).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0Hah\u00f3! Arr\u00f3l nem volt sz\u00f3 a c\u00e9gt\u00e1bl\u00e1n \u2013 ki\u00e1ltott fel Wyo Ming \u2013, hogy \u00e9des a kedv\u00fcnk, savany\u00fa lesz!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A pinc\u00e9r nem felelt. Folytatta:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0Halle<\/span><\/span>west virginia<\/span><\/span><\/strong>i apr\u00f3halb\u00f3l, de\u00a0<\/span><\/span>a<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>laska<\/span><\/span><\/strong>gomb\u00e1val t\u00f6jt\u00f6tt b\u00e9lsz\u00edn is j\u00f3 (Az s=sz \u2013 szerz\u0151.).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Friss? \u2013 \u00e9rdekl\u0151d\u00f6tt Ari.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0Nem, majd\u00a0<\/span><\/span>hawaii<\/span><\/span><\/strong>! \u2013 A pinc\u00e9r szemtelens\u00e9g\u00e9t csak az ellens\u00falyozta, hogy janu\u00e1r elseje volt, \u00edgy h\u00e1t t\u00faltettem magam rajta. Miss Ouri megjegyezte:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0Micsoda \u00e9telek itt, az isten h\u00e1ta m\u00f6g\u00f6tt, k\u00e9ptelens\u00e9g, mint egy h<\/span><\/span>indi<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>ana<\/span><\/span><\/strong>baptista!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

–\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Ari<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>zona<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0adagot rendelt! Vigy\u00e1z a vonalaira! \u2013 cs\u00fafol\u00f3dtam. Ez rossz szok\u00e1saim egyike.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Csak nem? \u00c9s hogy h\u00edvj\u00e1k a dr\u00e1g\u00e1t?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

–\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Flor<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Ida<\/span><\/span><\/strong>. s\u00fagta sz\u00e9gyenl\u0151sen Ari.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Sz\u00e9p n\u00e9v! Vir\u00e1g, Zeusz feje\u2026 \u2013 Nem k\u00e9rdez\u0151sk\u00f6dt\u00fcnk, mert ismert\u00fck Georg lexik\u00e1lis tud\u00e1s\u00e1t, \u00e9s k\u00fcl\u00f6nben is a pinc\u00e9r hozta az \u00e9telt.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– El\u00e9g kev\u00e9snek t\u0171nik!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

–\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Utah<\/span><\/span><\/strong>b\u00f3l mindenkinek!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Megszomjaztunk. Ari a magyar borok fel\u0151l \u00e9rdekl\u0151d\u00f6tt. Nagyon szerette a szilv\u00e1nit. A pinc\u00e9r tagad\u00f3 fejcs\u00f3v\u00e1l\u00e1s\u00e1ra \u00edgy reag\u00e1lt:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

–\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Hogy nincs \u00e9p<\/span><\/span>penn sylvania<\/span><\/span><\/strong>! Sz\u00e9gyen!\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Louisi<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>ana<\/span><\/span><\/strong>, ha oda ment\u00fcnk volna!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0Te ismered azt a helyet?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– \u00a0H\u00e1t persze!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Miss Issippi toj\u00e1slik\u0151rt k\u00e9rt.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

–\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Ohio<\/span><\/span><\/strong>d sz\u00e1momra parancs.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ez a szemtelens\u00e9g v\u00e9gk\u00e9pp kibor\u00edtott.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– No, kisha<\/span><\/span>ver\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u2013\u00a0<\/span><\/span>mont<\/span><\/span><\/strong>am neki \u2013, a poklok p<\/span><\/span>okla homa<\/span><\/span><\/strong>lyos\u00edtsa el tekintetedet, ne tegezd a bar\u00e1tn\u0151met! Itt a s<\/span><\/span>tex<\/span><\/span><\/strong>,\u00a0<\/span><\/span>as<\/span><\/span><\/strong>zt\u00e1n t\u0171n\u00fcnk innen!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A t\u00f6bbiek m\u00e9g kint is nevettek.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\/A hib\u00e1san \u00edrt szavak\u00e9rt, mondatok\u00e9rt, az abc-t\u0151l val\u00f3 elt\u00e9r\u00e9st\u0151l, a t\u00e9ved\u00e9sekt\u0151l az elolvas\u00e1s ut\u00e1n reklam\u00e1ci\u00f3t nem fogad el a: szerz\u0151!\/<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vid\u00e1m t\u00e9li t\u00f6rt\u00e9net. N\u00e9zd kom\u00e9di\u00e1nak, s m\u00e1ris sz\u00e9pirodalom, hol fonetikusan, hol nem, a szemiotika keveredik a szemantik\u00e1val) Sz\u00e9pen, vastagon bor\u00edtotta t\u00e1jat a h\u00f3. – \u00a0Idaho\u00a0\u2013 ujjongott nagy t\u00e1rsas\u00e1gunk csinos tagja,\u00a0Miss\u00a0Ouri\u00a0\u2013, minden olyan nyugodt, feh\u00e9r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novella"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}