
{"id":34775,"date":"2014-09-20T14:56:34","date_gmt":"2014-09-20T14:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=34775"},"modified":"2014-09-20T14:56:34","modified_gmt":"2014-09-20T14:56:34","slug":"dinok-zoltan-az-automata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=34775","title":{"rendered":"Din\u00f3k Zolt\u00e1n: Az automata"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Demeter G\u00e9za b\u00faskomor arccal ment le a k\u00f3rh\u00e1z l\u00e9pcs\u0151j\u00e9n. \u00c9va a feles\u00e9ge r\u00e1kos volt s \u00fagy l\u00e1tszott a leletekb\u0151l, hogy gy\u00f3gy\u00edthatatlan. Mikor a f\u00f6ldszintre \u00e9rt, \u00fagy gondolta megiszik egy cappucin\u00f3t.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bedobta az \u00e9rm\u00e9t a g\u00e9pbe, de az nem akarta kidobni az italt. M\u00e9rg\u00e9ben elkezdte<br \/>\n\u00fctlegelni a g\u00e9pet, mire a f\u00f6ldszinten, az ajt\u00f3n\u00e1l \u00e1ll\u00f3 \u0151r k\u00f6zbel\u00e9pett.<br \/>\n-Mit csin\u00e1l,uram?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nem adja ki a cappuccin\u00f3t!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ez\u00e9rt m\u00e9g nem kell verni az automat\u00e1t!<br \/>\n&#8211; De egy sz\u00e1zasom odaveszett!<br \/>\nAz \u0151r megpr\u00f3b\u00e1lta el\u0151hozni a g\u00e9pb\u0151l a cappucin\u00f3t, de nem ment neki sem. Azt\u00e1n addig \u00fctlegelte m\u00e1r \u0151 is a g\u00e9pet, hogy kidobta a cappucin\u00f3t.<br \/>\n-Tess\u00e9k uram!<br \/>\n&#8211; K\u00f6sz\u00f6n\u00f6m!<br \/>\nAz \u0151r elment. G\u00e9za belek\u00f3stolt a tejesk\u00e1v\u00e9j\u00e1ba de az olyan langyos lett, hogy legsz\u00edvesebben f\u00f6ldh\u00f6z v\u00e1gta volna. Megitta, de azt mondta m\u00e9rg\u00e9ben:<br \/>\n-Az Isten azt\u00e1n nem n\u00e9z le a csal\u00e1domra!<br \/>\nA ki\u00fcr\u00fclt poharat a kuk\u00e1ba dobta. Megy kifel\u00e9 a k\u00f3rh\u00e1z ajtaj\u00e1n s az \u0151r megk\u00e9rdi:<br \/>\n-\u00cdzlett a cappucin\u00f3?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nem, mert langyos volt!<br \/>\n&#8211; Sajn\u00e1lom!<br \/>\n&#8211; Sajn\u00e1lhatja is!<br \/>\n&#8211; De mi\u00e9rt ilyen m\u00e9rges?<br \/>\n&#8211; A feles\u00e9gem r\u00e1kos! \u2013 mondta gyors hat\u00e1rozotts\u00e1ggal<br \/>\nAz \u0151r megillet\u0151d\u00f6tt.<br \/>\n-H\u00e1t.. r\u00e9szv\u00e9tem!<br \/>\n&#8211; Na viszl\u00e1t!<br \/>\nS mire megy haza, \u00c9va az \u00e1gyon fekszik sz\u00f3tlanul.<br \/>\n-\u00c9va!<br \/>\nKeltegeti, de nem mozdul.<br \/>\n-Jaj, Istenem, ne!<br \/>\nA ment\u0151ket sem kellett kih\u00edvni m\u00e1r, a h\u00e1zban lak\u00f3 orvos meg\u00e1llap\u00edtotta, hogy legal\u00e1bb egy \u00f3r\u00e1ja halott. Az eset ut\u00e1n G\u00e9za m\u00e1r nem cappucin\u00f3t hanem szilvap\u00e1link\u00e1t ivott, m\u00e9ghozz\u00e1 nem is kev\u00e9ske adaggal\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Demeter G\u00e9za b\u00faskomor arccal ment le a k\u00f3rh\u00e1z l\u00e9pcs\u0151j\u00e9n. \u00c9va a feles\u00e9ge r\u00e1kos volt s \u00fagy l\u00e1tszott a leletekb\u0151l, hogy gy\u00f3gy\u00edthatatlan. Mikor a f\u00f6ldszintre \u00e9rt, \u00fagy gondolta megiszik egy cappucin\u00f3t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rovidproza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}