{"id":38206,"date":"2015-01-22T05:58:25","date_gmt":"2015-01-22T05:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=38206"},"modified":"2015-01-22T05:58:25","modified_gmt":"2015-01-22T05:58:25","slug":"gergely-tamas-lepipalom-kosztolanyit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=38206","title":{"rendered":"Gergely Tam\u00e1s: Lepip\u00e1lom Kosztol\u00e1nyit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>R\u00f6vid anekdot\u00e1t olvashattunk a K\u00e1f\u00e9 honoldal\u00e1n a minap, szerz\u0151je a mi becses klasszikusunk: Kosztol\u00e1nyi. Nem volt nagy dolog elolvasni <a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=38072\"><strong>az \u00f6tsoros sz\u00f6veget<\/strong><\/a>, s f\u00e9l perc alatt az \u00f6tlet is megsz\u00fcletett: le fogom pip\u00e1lni az \u201d\u00f6reg\u201d-et.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ott van p\u00e9ld\u00e1ul az ind\u00edt\u00f3 mondat, miszerint h\u00e1rom fog\u00e1t h\u00fazz\u00e1k ki a dagadt arc\u00fa betegnek. Nos, n\u00e1lam hatot. Az, ugye r\u00f6gt\u00f6n jobban hangzik, \u00e9s t\u00f6bb. A fogorvos fiatal kuty\u00e1ja a beteg ny\u00falsz\u0151rkalapj\u00e1t r\u00e1gta szit\u00e1v\u00e1, az \u00e9n sz\u00f6vegemben ny\u00falsz\u0151r helyett p\u00e1rducb\u0151r szerepel, rem\u00e9lem \u00e9rzi az olvas\u00f3 a k\u00fcl\u00f6nbs\u00e9get! F\u0151leg, hogy kiskuty\u00e1r\u00f3l sz\u00f3l.<\/p>\n<p>Ami pedig a v\u00e9gkifejletet illeti: m\u00edg Kosztol\u00e1nyin\u00e1l az agyonk\u00ednozott beteg meglep\u0151en b\u00e9k\u00e9sen veszi tudom\u00e1sul a k\u00e1rt, az \u201d\u00e9n betegem\u201d k\u00e1romkodik egy fertelmeset, mik\u00f6zben gondolatban beszalad a fogorvoshoz, kir\u00e1ntja a fog\u00f3t annak a kez\u00e9b\u0151l, leteperi az ebet a f\u00f6ldre, \u00e9s kiszedi annak az \u00f6sszes fog\u00e1t. Legal\u00e1bbis amit elkap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>R\u00f6vid anekdot\u00e1t olvashattunk a K\u00e1f\u00e9 honoldal\u00e1n a minap, szerz\u0151je a mi becses klasszikusunk: Kosztol\u00e1nyi. Nem volt nagy dolog elolvasni az \u00f6tsoros sz\u00f6veget, s f\u00e9l perc alatt az \u00f6tlet is megsz\u00fcletett: le fogom pip\u00e1lni az \u201d\u00f6reg\u201d-et.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}