{"id":4030,"date":"2010-09-07T08:47:23","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T08:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=4030"},"modified":"2010-09-07T16:47:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T16:47:00","slug":"cselenyi-bela-nyugatnemet-dzseki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=4030","title":{"rendered":"Csel\u00e9nyi B\u00e9la: Nyugatn\u00e9met dzseki"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; color: black; font-size: large;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; color: black; font-size: large;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p>2010. augusztus 28-\u00e1n , szombaton, k\u00f6z\u00e9p-eur\u00f3pai ny\u00e1ri id\u0151sz\u00e1m\u00edt\u00e1s szerinti 14:56\u2019-kor 1.340,- Ft-ot fizettem az Izabella utca 68\/A. sz\u00e1m alatt, az Aradi utcai keresztez\u0151d\u00e9sn\u00e9l:<\/p>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li>1      n\u00fflonzacsk\u00f3 (5,-);<\/li>\n<li>50      ml\/45 g\u212e [\u2019be\u0131k\u0259n] \u00edz\u0171 Chio Chips (240,-) \/ 5_997312_790109;<\/li>\n<li>2 \u00d7 Lava Max j\u00e9gkr\u00e9m<sup>(H)<\/sup> \/ 8_718114_731872;<\/li>\n<li>2 \u00d7 240      ml tiramisu \u00edz\u0171, jeges kolumbiai k\u00e1v\u00e9 elm\u00e9s kis alum\u00edniumhord\u00f3ban \/      (\u00e0 320,-) \/ 4_710088_630285;<\/li>\n<li>2 \u00d7 Fini Roller sz\u00ednes cs\u00edkos, savany\u00fa      gumicukorka-szalag \/ (\u00e0 115,-) \/ 8_410525_159039.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Elindultam, hogy le\u00fcljek az Andr\u00e1ssy \u00fat egyik j\u00e1rdasziget\u00e9re falatozni, k\u00e1v\u00e9zni.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->A legk\u00f6zelebbi padon meghat\u00e1rozhatatlan kor\u00fa ember aludt: sz\u00ednes terepfoltos dzseki, a jobb karj\u00e1n fekete-v\u00f6r\u00f6s-arany fels\u00e9gjellel; farmernadr\u00e1g; feh\u00e9r edz\u0151cip\u0151s bal l\u00e1b\u00e1t \u00e1tvetette a pad t\u00e1ml\u00e1j\u00e1n.<\/p>\n<p>A m\u00e1sik padot v\u00e1lasztottam.<\/p>\n<p>Enni kezdtem \u2014 sorrendben \u2014 a vizes alap\u00fa, som \u00edz\u0171, csokol\u00e1d\u00e9s j\u00e9gkr\u00e9met<sup>(H)<\/sup>, a gumicukrot, a k\u00e9t luxus-hideg k\u00e1v\u00e9t, majd a chipset.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00e1t\u00f3sz\u00f6gembe ker\u00fcl egy tet\u00e1ni\u00e1s, d\u00e9ligny\u00edl\u00f3 szer\u0171en \u00f6sszesz\u0171k\u00fcl\u0151, szifilitikusan remeg\u0151 teny\u00e9r. Feln\u00e9zek: a nyugatn\u00e9met kommand\u00f3s kab\u00e1tj\u00e1ba b\u00fajt magyar hajl\u00e9ktalan.<\/p>\n<p>Odaadom \u00f6sszes apr\u00f3mat: 120,- Ft-ot. [1,- HUF \u2248 0,42\u20ac \/ <sub>2010.08.30.<\/sub>].<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 K\u00f6sz\u00f6n\u00f6m. Danke. K\u00f6sz\u00f6n\u00f6m nagyon &#8230; \u2014 ism\u00e9telgeti, mint egy elfekv\u0151. Elh\u00faz az Oktogon ir\u00e1ny\u00e1ba. Illetve: elvonszolja mag\u00e1t, ak\u00e1r egy leszakadt full\u00e1nk\u00fa dolgoz\u00f3m\u00e9h. [14:59\u2019\/CEST].<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9ppen ap\u00e1m szellem\u00e9t id\u00e9ztem volna, hogy nincs szebb dolog, mint \u00edrni r\u00e9gm\u00falt nyarakr\u00f3l egy forgalmas j\u00e1rdaszigeten, de nem teszem. Nem sz\u00e9p dolog let\u0171nt vak\u00e1ci\u00f3kon merengeni, amikor melletted alusznak a padon.<\/p>\n<p>K\u00fclf\u00f6ldiek j\u00f6nnek a H\u0151s\u00f6k tere fel\u0151l. Azonos\u00edtatlan germ\u00e1n nyelven besz\u00e9l\u0151, balk\u00e1ni k\u00f6t\u00e9s\u0171, k\u00f6z\u00e9pkor\u00fa, sportos emberek. N\u00e9zik a hajl\u00e9ktalan hely\u00e9re telepedett, f\u00e9lszeg\u00e9ny embert, s ha r\u00e1m is pillant\u00e1st vetnek, l\u00e1thatj\u00e1k, hogy krumplipehellyel lemorzs\u00e1ztam fekete \u00f6vt\u00e1sk\u00e1mat, s a jeges k\u00e1v\u00e9b\u00f3l jutott s\u00f6t\u00e9tk\u00e9k trik\u00f3mra is. Vajon b\u00e9k\u00e9s otthontalannak n\u00e9znek engem is? &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e9zem a szemk\u00f6zti k\u00f6z\u00e9p\u00fclet k\u00e9t, enyvf\u00e9ny\u0171 t\u00e9gl\u00e1kkal bet\u00f6m\u00f6tt, bolt\u00edves, emeleti ablak\u00e1t. Tomp\u00e1n csillog\u00f3 aranyk\u00e9nt hat. Elgondolom, hogy egy n\u00e9gy\u00e9ves gyermekkel el lehet hitetni, miszerint ott egy nagyon gazdag ember lakik, akinek kit\u00f6rt az ablaka, s \u00e9jszak\u00e1ra aranyt\u00e9gl\u00e1kkal t\u00f6mte be a r\u00e9st.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/danke.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4031\" src=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/danke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"595\" height=\"455\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/danke.jpg 595w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/danke-300x229.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 595px) 100vw, 595px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Budapest, 2010. VIII. 28.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2010. augusztus 28-\u00e1n , szombaton, k\u00f6z\u00e9p-eur\u00f3pai ny\u00e1ri id\u0151sz\u00e1m\u00edt\u00e1s szerinti 14:56\u2019-kor 1.340,- Ft-ot fizettem az Izabella utca 68\/A. sz\u00e1m alatt, az Aradi utcai keresztez\u0151d\u00e9sn\u00e9l: 1 n\u00fflonzacsk\u00f3 (5,-); 50 ml\/45 g\u212e [\u2019be\u0131k\u0259n] \u00edz\u0171 Chio Chips (240,-) \/ 5_997312_790109; 2 \u00d7 Lava Max j\u00e9gkr\u00e9m(H) \/ 8_718114_731872; 2 \u00d7 240 ml tiramisu \u00edz\u0171, jeges kolumbiai k\u00e1v\u00e9 elm\u00e9s kis alum\u00edniumhord\u00f3ban [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rovidproza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}