{"id":42114,"date":"2015-06-19T04:52:43","date_gmt":"2015-06-19T04:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=42114"},"modified":"2015-06-19T04:52:43","modified_gmt":"2015-06-19T04:52:43","slug":"tanczos-g-karoly-kocsmai-miniaturok-149-szovegbe-csomagolt-italok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=42114","title":{"rendered":"T\u00e1nczos G. K\u00e1roly: Kocsmai miniat\u0171r\u00f6k 149. (Sz\u00f6vegbe csomagolt italok)"},"content":{"rendered":"

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0A te korodban? Nesze, itt egy f\u00e9l\u00a0Courvoisier<\/strong>! Hat\u00e9kony<\/strong>\u00a0a k<\/strong>urv\u00e1k felcs\u00edp\u00e9s\u00e9n\u00e9l.<\/em><\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nem, \u00e9n azt vallom:\u00a0bourbon<\/strong>\u00a0az igazs\u00e1g, bourbon a vigasz! Egy\u00e9bk\u00e9nt meg, minek nevezted azokat a l\u00e1nyokat?<\/em><\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0J\u00f3, legyenek prostik! Proszit!<\/em><\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Iraki<\/strong>\u00a0a csaj?<\/em><\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nem, t\u00f6r\u00f6k.<\/em><\/p>\n

A sz\u00ednpadias felvezet\u00e9s ut\u00e1n egy szob\u00e1ba jutunk, ahol egy f\u00e9rfi, nevezz\u00fck \u00c1ronnak, \u00e9s egy M\u00e1ri\u00e1nak elnevezett n\u0151 besz\u00e9lget.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nem kell az\u00e9rt elszamorodni<\/strong>,\u00a0le\u00e1nyka<\/strong>! Ismered a mond\u00e1st: \u201eNem a kem\u00e9nyfa<\/strong>\u00a0sz\u00fa<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0r\u00e1gta meg!<\/em>\u201d Ne szam\u00e1rkodj! Egyszer te is f\u00e9rjre tal\u00e1lsz.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Mit jelent az a sz\u00f3l\u00e1s?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H\u00e1t, hogy az id\u0151 minden lyukat befoltoz. K\u00e1b\u00e9. Hogy a b\u00e1natod elm\u00falik.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Te quila<\/strong>koltatn\u00e1d a sz\u00edvemet? P\u00f6r\u00e9re vetk\u0151ztetn\u00e9d a lelkemet!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nem f\u00f6lt\u00e9tlen\u00fcl a lelkedet!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Gazember! \u2013 sziszegte M\u00e1ria \u00e9s \u00c1ronhoz b\u00fajt.<\/p>\n

A f\u00e9rfi megsimogatta a haj\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Az \u00e9n k\u00f3sher ry<\/strong>m\u00e1m vagy!<\/p>\n

A n\u0151 megpaskolta a sz\u00e1j\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Rima az any\u00e1d\u00a0malaga<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0A haver<\/strong>\u00a0mut<\/strong>erja j\u00f3 b\u0151r.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Mi az, f\u00e9lt\u00e9kenny\u00e9 akarsz tenni?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Kiskegyelmed ok\u00a0<\/strong>n\u00e9lk\u00fcl lenne f\u00e9lt\u00e9keny.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0M\u00e1r nem szeretsz?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nem arr\u00f3l van sz\u00f3! Egyszer\u0171en nem akarok\u00a0sz\u00fcrke bar\u00e1t<\/strong>\u00a0maradni!<\/p>\n

M\u00e1ria igyekezett m\u00e1sra terelni a sz\u00f3t.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Egy kis lamur<\/strong>,\u00a0ci<\/strong>c\u00e1m? \u2013 \u00e9rdekl\u0151d\u00f6tt a minap a K\u00f6vi.<\/p>\n

\u00c1ron nem reag\u00e1lt, M\u00e1ria f\u00e9l\u00e9nken sz\u00f3lt.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Ez a\u00a0K\u00f6vi<\/strong>\u00a0dinka<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0De h\u00e1t nem is n\u00e9ger!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Akkor diliny\u00f3s!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00d3, te l\u00f3<\/strong>! Pontosabban gy\u00f6ny\u00f6r\u0171 kanc\u00e1cska.\u00c9s a\u00a0Pa\u00e1l<\/strong>,\u00a0inka<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u0150 is dinka! Igyunk valamit!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0J\u00f3! Sorolom a k\u00edn\u00e1latot, vagy st\u00edlszer\u0171bben\u00a0vin<\/strong>\u00e1latot! El\u0151sz\u00f6r is,\u00a0ezer<\/strong>\u00a0j\u00f3<\/strong>\u00a0bor<\/strong>\u00a0k\u00f6z\u00fcl v\u00e1laszthatsz!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Egyszer a\u00a0sauvignon<\/strong>\u00a0foglak, de el\u00e9g egy is!\u00a0Arra<\/strong>\u00a0k<\/strong>\u00e9rlek, ne ereszd\u00a0b\u00f3<\/strong>\u00a0l\u00e9<\/strong>re, mert a szomjaz\u00e1st\u00f3l megf\u00e1jdul a torkom!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Kumisz\u00a0<\/strong>dolog, de a Negro<\/strong>\u00a0g<\/strong>y\u00f3gy\u00edtja! El\u00e9g a tr\u00e9f\u00e1b\u00f3l! Itt az id\u0151!\u00a0Must<\/strong>\u00a0vagy\u00a0noah<\/strong>!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Olaszrising? K\u00e9knyel\u0171<\/strong>\u00a0(inglis\u00fc Bluelingis\u201d)?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nagyon\u00a0furmint<\/strong>os \u00e9szj\u00e1r\u00e1sod van!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0D\u00f6br\u00f6gi<\/strong>\u00a0h\u00e1rslevel\u0171<\/strong>? \u00c9s az alkoholizmus kot\u00e1ly<\/strong>a, amib\u0151l h\u00fazz\u00e1k nek\u00fcnk a cig\u00e1nyok, s amit\u0151l a szebbik<\/strong>\u00a0a<\/strong>\u00a0v\u00e9r<\/strong>padra k\u00fcld engem\u2026<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Ki az a szebbik? Biztosan egy m\u00e1sik n\u0151!<\/p>\n

A f\u00e9rfi unta az \u00f6r\u00f6k\u00f6s f\u00e9lt\u00e9kenyked\u00e9st.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nem, csak egy gyatra<\/strong>,\u00a0mini<\/strong>szokny\u00e1ban feszeng\u0151 transzvesztita!<\/p>\n

Miel\u0151tt elm\u00e9rgesedett volna a helyzet, kopogtat\u00e1s n\u00e9lk\u00fcl, te\u00e1tr\u00e1lisan bel\u00e9pett Csaba, a sz\u00edn\u00e9sz.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Daru<\/strong>\u00a0m<\/strong>ad\u00e1r fenn az \u00e9gen<\/em>\u00a0\u2013 \u00e9nekelte, ha azt \u00e9nekl\u00e9snek lehetett nevezni.<\/p>\n

M\u00e1ria f\u00e9lhangosan sz\u00f3lt.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Ez a\u00a0Csaba<\/strong>?\u00a0Gy\u00f6ngye\u00a0<\/strong>az\u00a0e<\/strong>mberis\u00e9gnek! Mindig<\/strong>\u00a0in<\/strong>na a j\u00e1mbor, pedig, \u00fagy h\u00edrlik<\/strong>,\u00a0\u0151r<\/strong>zik j\u00f3l a k\u00e9szletet.<\/p>\n

A m\u00e1moros sz\u00edn\u00e9sz pr\u00f3z\u00e1ban folytatta.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Ki\u00a0mer<\/strong>\u00a0lot<\/strong>t\u00f3zni, mikor Warwick komoly?<\/p>\n

Kuncog\u00e1st hallott maga m\u00f6g\u00f6tt, sejtette, hogy t\u00e9vesztett, \u00e1m nem esett k\u00e9ts\u00e9gbe, s\u0151t a mal\u0151r e<\/strong>g\u00e9szen felvillanyozta, deklam\u00e1lt, mintha Beckett Godot-j\u00e1b\u00f3l Lucky monol\u00f3gj\u00e1t mondan\u00e1.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0A\u00a0siller<\/strong>\u00a0szemben ne pis\u00e1ljunk, k\u00e9rem!\u00a0 Abrakadarka<\/strong>, legyen alacsonyabb a hab<\/strong>\u00a0szint<\/strong>je! A\u00a0z\u00f6ld<\/strong>szilv\u00e1ni<\/strong>\u00e1ban k\u00e9sz\u00edtenek-e bort szilv\u00e1b\u00f3l? A pi\u00e1l\u00e1s t\u00e9nyleg a temet\u0151be\u00a0whisky<\/strong>? Vigy\u00e1zz, a kapun cs<\/strong>eng\u0151 van.\u00a0\u00d3<\/strong>,\u00a0port\u00f3<\/strong>san nem adom fel, m\u00edg egy darabban l\u00e1tsz!\u00a0 Ez a m\u0171szak\u00e9<\/strong>\u00a0lesz, ha j\u00f3l dolgoznak! Ez a m\u0171szak\u00e9 lesz, ha j\u00f3l dolgoznak! Ez a m\u0171szak\u00e9\u2026 ah!<\/p>\n

Egy sz\u00e9les karlend\u00edt\u00e9ssel meghajolt \u00e9s t\u00e1vozott.<\/p>\n

\u00c1ron fejezi be a sz\u00f6veget.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Mint a nagy Levin jak<\/strong>\u00f3ban!<\/p>\n

M\u00e1ria egy m\u00e9lyet s\u00f3hajt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0A te korodban? Nesze, itt egy f\u00e9l\u00a0Courvoisier! Hat\u00e9kony\u00a0a kurv\u00e1k felcs\u00edp\u00e9s\u00e9n\u00e9l. –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nem, \u00e9n azt vallom:\u00a0bourbon\u00a0az igazs\u00e1g, bourbon a vigasz! Egy\u00e9bk\u00e9nt meg, minek nevezted azokat a l\u00e1nyokat? –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0J\u00f3, legyenek prostik! Proszit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}