{"id":45295,"date":"2015-10-11T05:37:47","date_gmt":"2015-10-11T05:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=45295"},"modified":"2015-10-11T05:37:47","modified_gmt":"2015-10-11T05:37:47","slug":"cselenyi-bela-beugrom-az-ideggondozoba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=45295","title":{"rendered":"Csel\u00e9nyi B\u00e9la: Beugrom az ideggondoz\u00f3ba"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ma m\u00e1r nincsenek nagy \u0151r\u00fcltek, kiv\u00e9teles g\u00e9niuszok, akiknek odakozm\u00e1lt a l\u00e1ngelm\u00e9j\u00fck; hivatalba menet csak beugrom az ideggondoz\u00f3ba, majd bet\u00e9rek a patik\u00e1ba(,) kartonba rekesztett \u00e1lmaim\u00e9rt. Nem festek nudista c\u00e9drust, egyl\u00e1b\u00fa lovat, nem alkotom meg a <em>nap\u00fatsz\u00ednek<\/em> sz\u00f3mut\u00e1ci\u00f3t,<!--more--> csak le\u00fcl\u00f6k a g\u00e9p el\u00e9 t\u00edz ujjal p\u00f6rgetni a l\u00e1tom\u00e1sokat. \u00c9s id\u0151nk\u00e9nt felcser\u00e9lni a k\u00e9t \u00e9letrajzi param\u00e9tert: tavaly sz\u00fcletett politikusok, k\u00e9t\u00e9ves d\u00edv\u00e1k esete&#8230; Nem sz\u00edvok \u00f3piumot, csak d\u00e9lt\u00e1jt leragad a szemem; nem t\u00e9pem a hajam, csak ha fogorvosi v\u00e1r\u00f3teremnek \u00e9rzem m\u00e1r az irod\u00e1t, beveszek valamit, hogy vas\u00fati v\u00e1r\u00f3teremnek \u00e9rezzem, am\u00edg a milligrammok engedik. Nem less\u00fck m\u00e1r f\u00e9lve tisztelt t\u00e9bolyultak szav\u00e1t, csak olykor elvonulunk h\u00e1zikab\u00e1tban feh\u00e9r falak k\u00f6z\u00e9; nem im\u00e1djuk a Napot sz\u00e9les gesztusokkal, mint a r\u00e9gi k\u00e9pessz\u00f3t\u00e1r <em>\u0151r\u00fclt<\/em> c\u00edmszava, csak n\u00e9zz\u00fck reggel a piros napgoly\u00f3t(,) nat\u00farban vagy tej\u00fcveg m\u00f6g\u00fcl. A hajdani fest\u0151m\u0171v\u00e9sz \u0151r\u00fclt, a mai hivatalnok csup\u00e1n idegbeteg, minthogy m\u00e1r tudjuk, hogy a gondolatokat az idegsejtek sz\u00e1ll\u00edtj\u00e1k a hangn\u00e1l kisebb vagy nagyobb sebess\u00e9ggel. Beugrom teh\u00e1t f\u00e9l \u00f3r\u00e1ra gondozni idegeimet, haikuim besz\u00e1ll\u00edt\u00f3it. Letagadhatn\u00e1m, de legyen ez a po\u00e9n, vagyishogy a &#8222;p\u0151n&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Budapest<\/em><\/span>, 2015. X. 9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma m\u00e1r nincsenek nagy \u0151r\u00fcltek, kiv\u00e9teles g\u00e9niuszok, akiknek odakozm\u00e1lt a l\u00e1ngelm\u00e9j\u00fck; hivatalba menet csak beugrom az ideggondoz\u00f3ba, majd bet\u00e9rek a patik\u00e1ba(,) kartonba rekesztett \u00e1lmaim\u00e9rt. Nem festek nudista c\u00e9drust, egyl\u00e1b\u00fa lovat, nem alkotom meg a nap\u00fatsz\u00ednek sz\u00f3mut\u00e1ci\u00f3t,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rovidproza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}