{"id":45730,"date":"2015-10-28T09:18:23","date_gmt":"2015-10-28T09:18:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=45730"},"modified":"2015-10-28T09:18:23","modified_gmt":"2015-10-28T09:18:23","slug":"cselenyi-bela-paranyi-honvagy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=45730","title":{"rendered":"Csel\u00e9nyi B\u00e9la: Par\u00e1nyi honv\u00e1gy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Egyre csak ism\u00e9tli mag\u00e1t az aut\u00f3buszon egy n\u00e9gy \u00e9v k\u00f6r\u00fcli(,) piros kab\u00e1tos kisl\u00e1ny:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>&#8222;Esik a h\u00f3,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>fut a l\u00f3,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>seggen cs\u00faszik a&#8217; jigazgat\u00f3.&#8221;<\/em><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A sz\u00fcl\u0151k nem sz\u00f3lnak semmit; nem akarj\u00e1k tiltott gy\u00fcm\u00f6lccs\u00e9 tenni az elemist\u00e1kt\u00f3l ellesett mond\u00f3k\u00e1t:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>&#8222;Esik a h\u00f3,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>fut a l\u00f3,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>seggen cs\u00faszik a&#8217; jigazgat\u00f3.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Szeg\u00e9ny le\u00e1nyka nem tudja, hogy amin a feln\u0151ttek egyszer nem nevetnek, azon h\u00faszadszorra sem fognak kacagni, ez\u00e9rt elficsergi ikszedszerre is, hogy<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>&#8222;Esik a h\u00f3,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>fut a l\u00f3,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>seggen cs\u00faszik a&#8217; jigazgat\u00f3.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00e9s hirtelen elkap a t\u00e1rgytalan honv\u00e1gy, hogy otthon m\u00e9g hull a h\u00f3 \u00e9s nem esik, valamint a hat\u00e1rozott n\u00e9vel\u0151 m\u00e1ssalhangz\u00f3j\u00e1t nem nyelik el, ha mag\u00e1nhangz\u00f3 k\u00f6veti.<br \/>\nDe ez a par\u00e1nyi honv\u00e1gy n\u00e1lam r\u00e9szleges marad. A rom\u00e1n parancssz\u00f3ra b\u00e1rmikor elhallgattathat\u00f3 erd\u00e9lyiekn\u00e9l k\u00f6nny\u0171 helyen \u00e1ll a seggrever\u00e9s, a &#8222;let\u00e1csol\u00e1s&#8221; [&#8222;Taci!&#8221; = &#8222;Hallgass!&#8221; (rom\u00e1nul)] &#8211;; ezt soha sem fogom visszas\u00edrni: a seggrever\u00e9st \u00e9s a let\u00e1csol\u00e1st!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Budapest<\/em><\/span>, 2015. X. 27.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Egyre csak ism\u00e9tli mag\u00e1t az aut\u00f3buszon egy n\u00e9gy \u00e9v k\u00f6r\u00fcli(,) piros kab\u00e1tos kisl\u00e1ny: &#8222;Esik a h\u00f3, fut a l\u00f3, seggen cs\u00faszik a&#8217; jigazgat\u00f3.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rovidproza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}