
{"id":46209,"date":"2015-11-17T09:47:54","date_gmt":"2015-11-17T09:47:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=46209"},"modified":"2015-11-17T09:47:54","modified_gmt":"2015-11-17T09:47:54","slug":"gergely-tamas-a-norveg-bicikli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=46209","title":{"rendered":"Gergely Tam\u00e1s: A norv\u00e9g bicikli"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Illetve az orosz. Illetve.<\/p>\n<p>Olvasom, hogy a sz\u00edriai menek\u00fcltek biciklin v\u00e1ndorolnak be Norv\u00e9gi\u00e1ba. Oroszorsz\u00e1gr\u00f3l: a Sarkk\u00f6r\u00f6n fel\u00fcl a k\u00e9t orsz\u00e1gnak l\u00e9tezik k\u00f6z\u00f6s hat\u00e1ra. Egyeseknek k\u00f6nnyebb felutazni Murmanszkba, kev\u00e9sb\u00e9 kock\u00e1zatos, mint a haj\u00f3\u00fat G\u00f6r\u00f6gosz\u00e1gba, s hogy \u00e1tbicikliznek, annak egyszer\u0171 a magyar\u00e1zata:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Gyalog bev\u00e1ndorolni nem lehet, a norv\u00e9g hat\u00f3s\u00e1gok visszatoloncolj\u00e1k a gyalogosokat. Aut\u00f3n sz\u00e1ll\u00edtani menk\u00fclteket b\u00fcntetend\u0151, ker\u00e9kp\u00e1ron viszont szabad az \u00fat. Arr\u00f3l, hogy konkr\u00e9tan hogyan t\u00f6rt\u00e9nik, nem sz\u00f3l a f\u00e1ma, de val\u00f3sz\u00edn\u0171leg megv\u00e1s\u00e1rolj\u00e1k a biciklit a menk\u00fcltek orosz f\u00f6ld\u00f6n, azt\u00e1n f\u00e9lredobj\u00e1k a hat\u00e1ron t\u00fal, s el tudom k\u00e9pzelni, hogy az elhajig\u00e1lt bring\u00e1kat valakik j\u00f3 p\u00e9nz\u00e9rt nyilv\u00e1n, visszasz\u00e1ll\u00edtj\u00e1k Oroszorsz\u00e1gba, m\u00e1k\u00e9pp honnan lenne annyi..?<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f3 vicc, mi?! \u00c9s fung\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p>Egy \u0151r\u00fclt vil\u00e1g, amiben \u00e9l\u00fcnk. T\u00f6bbmilli\u00f3 szerencs\u00e9tlennel, aki menek\u00fcl, norv\u00e9g t\u00f6rv\u00e9nyekkel, orosz bring\u00e1kkal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Illetve az orosz. Illetve. Olvasom, hogy a sz\u00edriai menek\u00fcltek biciklin v\u00e1ndorolnak be Norv\u00e9gi\u00e1ba. Oroszorsz\u00e1gr\u00f3l: a Sarkk\u00f6r\u00f6n fel\u00fcl a k\u00e9t orsz\u00e1gnak l\u00e9tezik k\u00f6z\u00f6s hat\u00e1ra. Egyeseknek k\u00f6nnyebb felutazni Murmanszkba, kev\u00e9sb\u00e9 kock\u00e1zatos, mint a haj\u00f3\u00fat G\u00f6r\u00f6gosz\u00e1gba, s hogy \u00e1tbicikliznek, annak egyszer\u0171 a magyar\u00e1zata:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jegyzet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}