{"id":46871,"date":"2015-12-14T06:03:44","date_gmt":"2015-12-14T06:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=46871"},"modified":"2015-12-14T06:03:44","modified_gmt":"2015-12-14T06:03:44","slug":"b-tomos-hajnal-celozz-es-lojj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=46871","title":{"rendered":"B. Tomos Hajnal: C\u00e9lozz \u00e9s l\u0151jj!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Szeretn\u00e9k egy fegyvert v\u00e1s\u00e1rolni.<br \/>\n&#8211; Saj\u00e1t haszn\u00e1latra, h\u00f6lgyem? Nem t\u00fal id\u0151s \u00f6n a fegyvervisel\u00e9shez?<br \/>\n&#8211; A nemi er\u0151szakhoz is t\u00fal id\u0151s vagyok, m\u00e9gis megt\u00e1madtak&#8230;..<br \/>\n&#8211; Melyik sz\u00e1zadban ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Na ide figyeljen, fiacsk\u00e1m, velem azt\u00e1n ne kom\u00e9di\u00e1zzon. Feln\u0151tt polg\u00e1rk\u00e9nt jogaim vannak. J\u00f6n az a fegyver, vagy reklam\u00e1lok ?<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00c9s feljelentette? M\u00e1rmint az ips\u00e9t, aki megt\u00e1madta az utc\u00e1n?<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8211; M\u00e9g mit nem? Hogy h\u00fasz \u00e9v m\u00falva, ha kij\u00f6n a sittr\u0151l, felny\u00e1rsaljon ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ap\u00e1m ! Ezt nevezem optimizmusnak! \u00d6nre n\u00e9zve t\u00e9nyleg komolyan gondolta azt a h\u00fasz \u00e9vet?<br \/>\n&#8211; V\u00e9gs\u0151 soron nem \u00e9rtem, mit keres maga ebben a b\u00f3d\u00e9ban. Hiszen maga apafej, sz\u00fcletett kom\u00e9di\u00e1s. Elad\u00f3 itt egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n ez a sok k\u00fcty\u00fc, vagy csak fot\u00f3soknak tartanak nyitva? Ott van p\u00e9ld\u00e1ul az a csinos kis fekete. A f\u00e9nyesebbik. Nagyszer\u0171en passzol majd a lakkcip\u0151mh\u00f6z. Igy ni! M\u00e9g hogy rend\u0151rs\u00e9g meg jelentget\u00e9s ! H\u00e1t nem uram: c\u00e9lz\u00e1s \u00e9s puffant\u00e1s. Ha nem tudn\u00e1, m\u00e1r j\u00f3 p\u00e1r \u00e9ve Eur\u00f3pa polg\u00e1rai vagyunk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Szeretn\u00e9k egy fegyvert v\u00e1s\u00e1rolni. &#8211; Saj\u00e1t haszn\u00e1latra, h\u00f6lgyem? Nem t\u00fal id\u0151s \u00f6n a fegyvervisel\u00e9shez? &#8211; A nemi er\u0151szakhoz is t\u00fal id\u0151s vagyok, m\u00e9gis megt\u00e1madtak&#8230;.. &#8211; Melyik sz\u00e1zadban ? &#8211; Na ide figyeljen, fiacsk\u00e1m, velem azt\u00e1n ne kom\u00e9di\u00e1zzon. Feln\u0151tt polg\u00e1rk\u00e9nt jogaim vannak. J\u00f6n az a fegyver, vagy reklam\u00e1lok ? &#8211; \u00c9s feljelentette? M\u00e1rmint az ips\u00e9t, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}