{"id":4939,"date":"2010-10-09T08:24:28","date_gmt":"2010-10-09T08:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=4939"},"modified":"2010-10-09T17:00:15","modified_gmt":"2010-10-09T17:00:15","slug":"keszthelyi-gyorgy-a-lezser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=4939","title":{"rendered":"Keszthelyi Gy\u00f6rgy: A lezser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>B\u00e1r rom\u00e1n trikol\u00f3r d\u00edsz\u00edti a biciklij\u00e9t, \u0151 magyar. Ezt j\u00f3l tudom, b\u00e1r most \u00e9ppen alszik. (Sajnos ma reggel nagyon hideg van Kolozsv\u00e1ron). Ha pedig magyar \u00e9s ha \u00e9ppen kolozsv\u00e1ri, akkor ismer\u0151s. Mert cs\u00f3r\u00f3, de nem az a &#8222;felad\u00f3s&#8221; fajta, hanem &#8211; figyelj\u00fck csak meg a napszem\u00fcveget, a f\u00fclhallgat\u00f3t &#8211; olyan t\u00edpus, aki ad mag\u00e1ra. Aki m\u00edmeli a nyugati lezsers\u00e9get. Aki nagyzol is n\u00e9ha.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Nemr\u00e9gen tal\u00e1lkoztam vele a &#8222;kisparkban&#8221;, ami t\u00e9nyleg egy apr\u00f3cska park a nemzeti sz\u00ednh\u00e1z m\u00f6g\u00f6tt. Sietett nagyon, de az\u00e9rt r\u00e1mk\u00f6sz\u00f6nt:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Szia, sietek.<br \/>\n&#8211; L\u00e1tom. Hova?<br \/>\n&#8211; Megyek a kolon\u00e9lhoz, ember, nem akar fizetni.<br \/>\n&#8211; Mit k\u00e9ne fizessen?<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u00e9gem van, ember. \u00c9p\u00edtkez\u00e9si c\u00e9g.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00c9s a katonas\u00e1gnak dolgozol?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nekik dolgoztam, ember, mondtam a kolon\u00e9lnak, meglesz k\u00e9t h\u00e9t alatt, most meg nem fizet, az embereim meg mit csin\u00e1lnak akkor? Nem tudok fizet\u00e9st adni, ember. \u00c9n \u00fagy dolgozok, mint a n\u00e9met, ember. Pontosan.<br \/>\n&#8211; Na, h\u00e1t a kolon\u00e9lt le kell akkor baszni.<br \/>\n&#8211; Az\u00e9rt megyek, ember, velem ne j\u00e1tszodj\u00e9k, mert nem megy, \u00e9rted, ember?<br \/>\n&#8211; J\u00f3l gondolkozol. Majd, ha tal\u00e1lkozunk elmondod, hogy volt.<br \/>\n&#8211; Persze, ember. Most sietek, mert a kolon\u00e9l nem akar fizetni, ember.<br \/>\n&#8211; Menj\u00e9l csak, \u00e9s sikert!<br \/>\n&#8211; K\u00f6szi, ember, ne f\u00e9lts\u00e9l te engemet, majd megl\u00e1ssa a kolon\u00e9l. Velem nem lehet j\u00e1tszodni, ember.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4940\" style=\"width: 493px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/A-f\u00e1radt-v\u00e1ndor2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4940\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4940\" title=\"A f\u00e1radt v\u00e1ndor2\" src=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/A-f\u00e1radt-v\u00e1ndor2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"487\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/A-f\u00e1radt-v\u00e1ndor2.jpg 483w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/A-f\u00e1radt-v\u00e1ndor2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/A-f\u00e1radt-v\u00e1ndor2-297x300.jpg 297w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4940\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A f\u00e1radt v\u00e1ndor. A szerz\u0151 felv\u00e9tele<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u00c9s elrohant, hogy tan\u00edtsa m\u00f3resre a rom\u00e1n hadsereget.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B\u00e1r rom\u00e1n trikol\u00f3r d\u00edsz\u00edti a biciklij\u00e9t, \u0151 magyar. Ezt j\u00f3l tudom, b\u00e1r most \u00e9ppen alszik. (Sajnos ma reggel nagyon hideg van Kolozsv\u00e1ron). Ha pedig magyar \u00e9s ha \u00e9ppen kolozsv\u00e1ri, akkor ismer\u0151s. Mert cs\u00f3r\u00f3, de nem az a &#8222;felad\u00f3s&#8221; fajta, hanem &#8211; figyelj\u00fck csak meg a napszem\u00fcveget, a f\u00fclhallgat\u00f3t &#8211; olyan t\u00edpus, aki ad mag\u00e1ra. Aki [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[126],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-riport"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4939\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}