{"id":5041,"date":"2010-10-12T11:20:11","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T11:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=5041"},"modified":"2010-10-12T11:20:11","modified_gmt":"2010-10-12T11:20:11","slug":"retro-vita-a-kafe-kerdezett-is-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=5041","title":{"rendered":"Retro-vita: A K\u00e1f\u00e9 k\u00e9rdezett is (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mester!
\nNem is tudjuk, melyik Balla D. K\u00e1rolyhoz forduljunk:<\/em><\/p>\n

el\u0151bb a k\u00f6lt\u0151t\u0151l k\u00e9rdezz\u00fck: verseit alaposan \u00e1ttanulm\u00e1nyozva, sz\u00e1z\u00f6t istenn\u0151nevet tal\u00e1ltunk, \u00e1m mind\u00f6ssze k\u00e9t phalloszt. K\u00e9rdezz\u00fck, mi\u00e9rt az ar\u00e1nytalans\u00e1g? Az Olymposzon tal\u00e1n nem k\u00e1romkodtak?<\/em><\/p>\n

– Pontatlanul sz\u00e1moltak, uraim: 106 istenn\u0151, \u00e9s csak egy phallosz. Nyilv\u00e1nval\u00f3an rossz kateg\u00f3ri\u00e1ba tett\u00e9k Phallosz Ath\u00e9ne istenn\u0151t, ez adta a t\u00e9ved\u00e9st.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

V\u00e9g\u00fcl a szerkeszt\u0151t\u0151l k\u00e9rdezz\u00fck: ha valamelyik szerz\u0151je h\u00e1rom flekkben \u00f6t l\u00f3faszt haszn\u00e1l, h\u00e1nyat v\u00e1g ki bel\u0151le? Avagy az UngPartyban nem alkalmaz cenz\u00far\u00e1t?<\/em><\/p>\n

Csak azokat a l\u00f3faszokat v\u00e1gom ki, amelyekhez egy kutyapicsa sem tartozik.<\/p>\n

(Vicc, ide tartozik:
\nMondja, k\u00e9rem, \u00d6n a tornatan\u00e1r?
\nL\u00f3faszt, \u00e9n az illemtan\u00e1r vagyok)<\/p>\n

(K\u00e1f\u00e9)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Kor\u00e1bbiak:<\/p>\n

Retro-vita: <\/em><\/strong>Finomkod\u00e1s helyett finoms\u00e1g \u00e9s \u00edzl\u00e9s az irodalmi sz\u00f6vegben<\/em><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Amikor Pruteanunak igaza volt<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Mumuban, ak\u00e1r a tehenek?<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: sv\u00e9dek<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Elal\u00e9l\u00f3 lila l\u00f3<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: A rend\u0151r meghalt, a diri \u00e9l<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: \u00c1goston Hug\u00f3 finomkodik<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Ribilli\u00f3 a Korunkn\u00e1l<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Hogy besz\u00e9lne egy katona?<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Fragment\u00e1lunk?<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: …az Akad\u00e9mi\u00e1t?<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Spont\u00e1n gondolat<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Ha neked az an\u00e1lis t\u00fal lok\u00e1lis<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: H\u00e1ny l\u00f3fasz teszi a finomlelk\u0171 \u00edr\u00f3t?<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Nyolcvan procent<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: A sz\u00f3t\u00e1r teli van mindenf\u00e9l\u00e9vel…<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Mikor \u00e9s mi\u00e9rt (ne)?<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Rendhagy\u00f3 „Nyelv \u00e9s \u00e9let”<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: A dolgok n\u00e9ven nevez\u00e9s\u00e9r\u0151l<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Az irodalom nem mindig a sz\u00e9pr\u0151l sz\u00f3l<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Irodalom \u00e9s szabads\u00e1g<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Egy konkr\u00e9tum<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: J\u00f3, rossz stb.<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Az igazi obszcenit\u00e1s a v\u00e9res er\u0151szak<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Retro-vita: Szabadsz\u00e1j\u00fas\u00e1g vagy finomkod\u00e1s?<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mester! Nem is tudjuk, melyik Balla D. K\u00e1rolyhoz forduljunk: el\u0151bb a k\u00f6lt\u0151t\u0151l k\u00e9rdezz\u00fck: verseit alaposan \u00e1ttanulm\u00e1nyozva, sz\u00e1z\u00f6t istenn\u0151nevet tal\u00e1ltunk, \u00e1m mind\u00f6ssze k\u00e9t phalloszt. K\u00e9rdezz\u00fck, mi\u00e9rt az ar\u00e1nytalans\u00e1g? Az Olymposzon tal\u00e1n nem k\u00e1romkodtak? – Pontatlanul sz\u00e1moltak, uraim: 106 istenn\u0151, \u00e9s csak egy phallosz. Nyilv\u00e1nval\u00f3an rossz kateg\u00f3ri\u00e1ba tett\u00e9k Phallosz Ath\u00e9ne istenn\u0151t, ez adta a t\u00e9ved\u00e9st.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,127],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-regi-kafebol","category-vita"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}