{"id":50604,"date":"2016-04-26T06:14:46","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T06:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=50604"},"modified":"2016-04-26T06:14:46","modified_gmt":"2016-04-26T06:14:46","slug":"elekes-ferenc-hany-kolto-jut-egy-hektarra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=50604","title":{"rendered":"Elekes Ferenc: H\u00e1ny k\u00f6lt\u0151 jut egy hekt\u00e1rra?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eTan\u00e1rn\u0151 bar\u00e1tn\u0151m kedvesen megh\u00edvott egy tal\u00e1lkoz\u00f3ra, hogy besz\u00e9lgessek el koll\u00e9gan\u0151ivel. Menten \u0151rj\u00f6ngni kezdtem, \u00e9s r\u00e1\u00fcv\u00f6lt\u00f6ttem: Most fejbe r\u00faglak, bestia! \u00c9s bar\u00e1tn\u0151m ijedten nevetett: Mi\u00e9rt pont fejbe? Heves mozdulattal felbor\u00edtottam a kriglit, \u00e9s ezt ord\u00edtottam: Mert ha seggbe r\u00fagn\u00e1lak, agyr\u00e1zk\u00f3d\u00e1st kapn\u00e1l, bestia! R\u00e9m\u00fcletesek ezek az \u00edr\u00f3-olvas\u00f3 tal\u00e1lkoz\u00f3k\u2026<!--more--><br \/>\nEgyszer r\u00e9gen, \u00e9vekkel ezel\u0151tt kipender\u00fcltem a szatyrommal arra a h\u00edres-nevezetes udvaromra, s ott egy j\u00f3l \u00f6lt\u00f6z\u00f6tt f\u00e9rfi \u00e1llt, \u00e9s \u00e9lvezte, hogy megr\u00e9m\u00fcltem, amikor megl\u00e1ttam. V\u00e1rt, guszt\u00e1lta a riadalmamat \u00e9s rettenetemet, azt\u00e1n el\u0151vette rend\u0151rjelv\u00e9ny\u00e9t \u00e9s bemutatkozott, hogy \u0151 Rarach t\u00f6rzskapit\u00e1ny. Meg\u00f6leltem \u00e9s k\u00f6nnyes szemmel h\u00e1l\u00e1lkodtam, hogy csak a rend\u0151rs\u00e9gt\u0151l j\u00f6tt, att\u00f3l ijedtem meg, mondtam neki, hogy \u00edr\u00f3-olvas\u00f3 tal\u00e1lkoz\u00f3ra akar megh\u00edvni\u2026&#8221; <em><strong>(Bohumil Hrabal)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>A t\u00f6rt\u00e9net tov\u00e1bb m\u00e1r nem \u00e9rdekes, csak eszembe jutott, mekkora felhajt\u00e1s \u00e9s k\u00e9sz\u00fcl\u0151d\u00e9s \u00f6vezi manaps\u00e1g az \u00edr\u00f3-olvas\u00f3 tal\u00e1lkoz\u00f3kat! Hogy ki fogja \u00e9nek\u00e9vel \u00e9kes\u00edteni a felolvas\u00e1st, lesz-e egy piriny\u00f3 k\u00f3rus legal\u00e1bb \u00e9s honnan hozz\u00e1k a bort, a p\u00e1link\u00e1t? \u00c9s otthon lesz-\u00e9 a helyb\u00e9li tiszteletes, hogy \u00e9rt\u00e9kelv\u00e9n az \u00edr\u00f3 \u00e9rdemeit s kit\u00fcntet\u00e9seit, ezzel is emelje j\u00f3 magasra az \u00fcnnep hangulat\u00e1t?<br \/>\nNemr\u00e9g, egy ilyen tal\u00e1lkoz\u00f3 ut\u00e1n azt k\u00e9rdezte t\u0151lem egy ottani, egyszer\u0171 gazd\u00e1lkod\u00f3, kisz\u00e1m\u00edtotta-e m\u00e1r valaki, h\u00e1ny k\u00f6lt\u0151 jut n\u00e1lunk fel\u00e9 egy hekt\u00e1rra, mert szerinte sok, nagyon sok, de a f\u00fcvet maholnap nem lesz, aki lekasz\u00e1lja&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/elekesfrici.blogspot.ro\/\">Forr\u00e1s: Feriforma<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eTan\u00e1rn\u0151 bar\u00e1tn\u0151m kedvesen megh\u00edvott egy tal\u00e1lkoz\u00f3ra, hogy besz\u00e9lgessek el koll\u00e9gan\u0151ivel. Menten \u0151rj\u00f6ngni kezdtem, \u00e9s r\u00e1\u00fcv\u00f6lt\u00f6ttem: Most fejbe r\u00faglak, bestia! \u00c9s bar\u00e1tn\u0151m ijedten nevetett: Mi\u00e9rt pont fejbe? Heves mozdulattal felbor\u00edtottam a kriglit, \u00e9s ezt ord\u00edtottam: Mert ha seggbe r\u00fagn\u00e1lak, agyr\u00e1zk\u00f3d\u00e1st kapn\u00e1l, bestia! R\u00e9m\u00fcletesek ezek az \u00edr\u00f3-olvas\u00f3 tal\u00e1lkoz\u00f3k\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jegyzet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}