{"id":52628,"date":"2016-07-14T03:50:21","date_gmt":"2016-07-14T03:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=52628"},"modified":"2016-07-14T03:50:21","modified_gmt":"2016-07-14T03:50:21","slug":"gergely-tamas-stockholmi-abszurd-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=52628","title":{"rendered":"Gergely Tam\u00e1s: Stockholmi abszurd (6)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Fen\u00e9ken billent<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>K\u00e1romkodni volna kedvem, hogy a fesz\u00fclts\u00e9get magamb\u00f3l kieresszem, de hogyan is tegyem, ha &#8222;mamma mi\u00e1&#8221;-zom, v\u00e1llon veregetnek, nem volt v\u00e9letlen &#8222;meleg&#8221; az illet\u0151?, cik\u00e1zik \u00e1t az agyamon. A &#8222;te j\u00f3 \u00e9g&#8221; sem felel meg, mert \u00e9ppen a metr\u00f3 gr\u00e1nit tetej\u00e9t l\u00e1tom az \u00e9g helyett, nem kompatibilis a szisszenet, hanem egy &#8222;istenes \u00e1ld\u00e1s&#8221; kifut a sz\u00e1jamon. R\u00f6gt\u00f6n van k\u00f6vetkezm\u00e9nye.<!--more--><br \/>\nEl\u00e9m \u00e1ll egy gy\u00e9r haj\u00fa tanult ember ezzel:<br \/>\n&#8222;Isten nev\u00e9t a sz\u00e1dra ne vedd!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8222;Na, gondolom, m\u00e1r csak ez hi\u00e1nyzott! Oda a l\u00e1bam, lehet, lev\u00e1gj\u00e1k az inzulinhi\u00e1ny miatt, s m\u00e9g fel kell jutnom a felsz\u00ednre, tal\u00e1n l\u00e1b n\u00e9lk\u00fcl, mert visszaveszi a k\u00f6lcs\u00f6nl\u00e1bat a gazd\u00e1ja. R\u00e1ad\u00e1sul a mozg\u00f3l\u00e9pcs\u0151 se m\u0171k\u00f6dik, s akkor j\u00f6n ez&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nLegjobb tal\u00e1n, ha fen\u00e9ken billentem az istenest.<br \/>\n&#8222;De h\u00e1t, k\u00f6lcs\u00f6n l\u00e1bbal lehet? R\u00fagni. \u00dagy \u00e9rtem, etikus?&#8221;<br \/>\nMeg h\u00e1t jogilag is&#8230; Ki fizet, \u00e9n vagy a l\u00e1b gazd\u00e1ja, ha elt\u00f6r\u00f6m a derek\u00e1t?!<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lenolaj.hu\/\">Forr\u00e1s: Lenolaj.hu<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fen\u00e9ken billent K\u00e1romkodni volna kedvem, hogy a fesz\u00fclts\u00e9get magamb\u00f3l kieresszem, de hogyan is tegyem, ha &#8222;mamma mi\u00e1&#8221;-zom, v\u00e1llon veregetnek, nem volt v\u00e9letlen &#8222;meleg&#8221; az illet\u0151?, cik\u00e1zik \u00e1t az agyamon. A &#8222;te j\u00f3 \u00e9g&#8221; sem felel meg, mert \u00e9ppen a metr\u00f3 gr\u00e1nit tetej\u00e9t l\u00e1tom az \u00e9g helyett, nem kompatibilis a szisszenet, hanem egy &#8222;istenes \u00e1ld\u00e1s&#8221; kifut [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}