{"id":53789,"date":"2016-08-21T05:46:34","date_gmt":"2016-08-21T05:46:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=53789"},"modified":"2016-08-21T05:48:56","modified_gmt":"2016-08-21T05:48:56","slug":"gergely-tamas-stockholmi-abszurd-8-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=53789","title":{"rendered":"Gergely Tam\u00e1s: Stockholmi abszurd (8-9)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Tizenh\u00e9t<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ahogy a s\u00f3haj, s\u00f3hajom elhagyja a sz\u00e1m, az eny\u00e9m, megcsillan bennem a rem\u00e9ny, ami \u00edgy materializ\u00e1l\u00f3dik: &#8222;ha leford\u00edtom &#8211; kiford\u00edtom&#8221;. Hogyan is magyar\u00e1zzam: a stockholmi metr\u00f3ban ugyan \u00e9n j\u00f3l \u00e9rzem magam, de m\u00e9gis idegen vagyok, legal\u00e1bb is a nyelvet illet\u0151en. P\u00e9ld\u00e1ul, ha \u0151k, a bennsz\u00fcl\u00f6ttek kritikus helyzetben azt mondj\u00e1k, hogy &#8222;sutton&#8221;, akkor az nem azt jelenti, hogy &#8222;tizenh\u00e9t&#8221;, hanem hogy &#8222;menj a francba&#8221;, minimum.<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8222;A francba!&#8221;<br \/>\nNa most, ha \u00e9n azt a magam nyelv\u00e9n mondom, akkor se Jehova hivei, se a zenerajong\u00f3k nem t\u00e1madnak le, mint kor\u00e1bban, tetszem \u00e9rteni?<br \/>\n&#8222;Tizenh\u00e9t!&#8221; &#8211; mondom erre, s\u0151t, ki\u00e1ltom, t\u00fals\u00e1gosan belemelegedtem a magyar\u00e1z\u00e1sba, s nekem a l\u00e1bam kellene visszaszereznem. Mert ez, amivel j\u00e1rok, nem az eny\u00e9m.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Don\u00e1l<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>H\u00e1t igen, hol k\u00f3ric\u00e1l most a l\u00e1bam, az eny\u00e9m? A metr\u00f3 elsuhant, mobilomb\u00f3l az elem kifogyott, meg se \u00e1ll\u00edthatom teh\u00e1t a vonatot, le sem sz\u00e1ll\u00edthatom a l\u00e1bam, egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n, kinek telefon\u00e1ln\u00e9k? A J\u00f3istennek?<br \/>\n&#8222;J\u00f3ist&#8230; Ja. Tizenh\u00e9t, pardon.&#8221;<br \/>\nMert azt m\u00e9g k\u00f6nnyen elfogadn\u00e1 az agyam, hogy valaki felvette s viseli. Don\u00e1ci\u00f3k\u00e9nt sz\u00e1moln\u00e1m el Szent P\u00e9ter el\u0151tt. Vigye, ha kell neki. De&#8230;<br \/>\nEl tudom azt is k\u00e9pzelni, hogy utazik tov\u00e1bb, egy magyar p\u00e1r l\u00e1b a stockholmi metr\u00f3n, \u00f6sszet\u00e9ve, hogy m\u00e1st ne zavarjon, s a v\u00e9g\u00e1llom\u00e1son&#8230;<br \/>\nA v\u00e9g\u00e1llom\u00e1son pedig &#8211; eltakarom a szemem, hogy ne l\u00e1ssam &#8211; a szem\u00e9tbe l\u00f6kik.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lenolaj.hu\/\">Forr\u00e1s: Lenolaj.hu<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?s=Stockholmi+abszurd\">Az eddigi r\u00e9szek itt tal\u00e1lhat\u00f3k<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tizenh\u00e9t Ahogy a s\u00f3haj, s\u00f3hajom elhagyja a sz\u00e1m, az eny\u00e9m, megcsillan bennem a rem\u00e9ny, ami \u00edgy materializ\u00e1l\u00f3dik: &#8222;ha leford\u00edtom &#8211; kiford\u00edtom&#8221;. Hogyan is magyar\u00e1zzam: a stockholmi metr\u00f3ban ugyan \u00e9n j\u00f3l \u00e9rzem magam, de m\u00e9gis idegen vagyok, legal\u00e1bb is a nyelvet illet\u0151en. P\u00e9ld\u00e1ul, ha \u0151k, a bennsz\u00fcl\u00f6ttek kritikus helyzetben azt mondj\u00e1k, hogy &#8222;sutton&#8221;, akkor az nem [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}