{"id":54998,"date":"2016-10-04T04:50:20","date_gmt":"2016-10-04T04:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=54998"},"modified":"2016-10-04T04:50:20","modified_gmt":"2016-10-04T04:50:20","slug":"cselenyi-bela-alom-2016-x-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=54998","title":{"rendered":"Csel\u00e9nyi B\u00e9la. \u00c1lom \/ 2016. X. 1."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Megk\u00e9rdezem ap\u00e1mt\u00f3l (1911-1999), hogy volt-e rajta z\u00f6ld (!) d\u00edszmell\u00e9ny, amikor &#8212; latin nyelv\u0171 szertart\u00e1s keret\u00e9ben &#8212; rektorr\u00e1 avatt\u00e1k. \u0150 kijav\u00edt, hogy nem rektor, hanem lektor, mire eszembe jut, hogy se rektor, se lektor nem volt, hanem &#8212; egy id\u0151ben &#8212; d\u00e9k\u00e1n.<!--more--> Azt\u00e1n elmondja, hogy a cerem\u00f3nia alatt megf\u00e1jult a feje, mert v\u00e9letlen\u00fcl \u00f6sszekoccant egy tagbaszakadt, kopasz rom\u00e1n koll\u00e9g\u00e1j\u00e1val, aki azel\u0151tt pil\u00f3ta volt, s akinek nem jut most esz\u00e9be a neve. L\u00e1tom is magam el\u0151tt ezt a magas, nagy homlok\u00fa, viharkab\u00e1tos embert, amint egy nyilv\u00e1nos telefon el\u0151tt \u00e1ll, amit Erd\u00e9lyben csak k\u00f6ztelefonnak h\u00edvnak. Ap\u00e1m folytatja, hogy az\u00e9rt f\u00e1jult meg a feje, mert telefonh\u00edv\u00e1st kapott a Szovjetuni\u00f3b\u00f3l, ahol valaki elsz\u00edvott egy radioakt\u00edv cigarett\u00e1t(,) \u00e9s a f\u00fcst\u00f6n kereszt\u00fcl sz\u00e9tterjedt a sug\u00e1rz\u00e1s. Megjegyzem, hogy ez olyan, mintha a keresztap\u00e1m sz\u00edvta volna el, aki gyakran a f\u00f6ldre hamuzott \u00e9s volt \u00fagy, hogy ki\u00e9gette m\u0171sz\u00e1las ing\u00e9t a lehull\u00f3 par\u00e1zzsal.<br \/>\nFejf\u00e1j\u00e1sra \u00e9bredtem.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Budapest<\/span>, 2016. X. 1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Megk\u00e9rdezem ap\u00e1mt\u00f3l (1911-1999), hogy volt-e rajta z\u00f6ld (!) d\u00edszmell\u00e9ny, amikor &#8212; latin nyelv\u0171 szertart\u00e1s keret\u00e9ben &#8212; rektorr\u00e1 avatt\u00e1k. \u0150 kijav\u00edt, hogy nem rektor, hanem lektor, mire eszembe jut, hogy se rektor, se lektor nem volt, hanem &#8212; egy id\u0151ben &#8212; d\u00e9k\u00e1n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rovidproza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}