{"id":59091,"date":"2017-02-16T06:51:18","date_gmt":"2017-02-16T06:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=59091"},"modified":"2017-02-16T06:51:18","modified_gmt":"2017-02-16T06:51:18","slug":"agoston-hugo-az-allomasi-taxi-paradoxona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=59091","title":{"rendered":"\u00c1goston Hug\u00f3: Az \u00e1llom\u00e1si taxi paradoxona"},"content":{"rendered":"

Valami j\u00f3t is mondjak: eg\u00e9szen sz\u00e9pen helyrehozt\u00e1k a f\u0151v\u00e1rosi \u00c9szaki p\u00e1lyaudvart. Sokkal elviselhet\u0151bb, mint azel\u0151tt, s mintha szip\u00f3z\u00f3 kisfi\u00fak se lenn\u00e9nek m\u00e1r olyan sokan. (Kisfi\u00fa a.m. koszos zaj – Internet-graffiti.) Persze Nyugatr\u00f3l ide \u00e9rkezni \u00edgy sem valami nagy \u00f6r\u00f6m, de nem err\u0151l akarok most szenvelegni. Hanem arr\u00f3l, hogy a taxisok – ha tehetik – mennyire megv\u00e1gj\u00e1k az embert. Le sem sz\u00e1lltam m\u00e9g a vonatr\u00f3l, s megrohantak. Azt mondja, olcs\u00f3. K\u00e9rdem, mennyi. K\u00e9rdi, hova. Mondom, a T\u0171zolt\u00f3-toronyig. Azt mondja, negyven\u00f6t. Mondom, francot. Erre \u0151, hogy negyven. H\u00fasz\u00e9rt j\u00f6ttem legut\u00f3bb, mondok. \u00c9s akkor valami nagyon meglep\u0151vel \u00e1ll el\u0151, mint abban a h\u00fclye viccben a p\u00e1ciens, aki azt mondja a doktornak, hogy j\u00f6nni tud, menni nem tud: azt mondja, \u00e9s meg is esk\u00fcszik r\u00e1 (felsz\u00f3l\u00edtva, hogy k\u00f6pjek a szem\u00e9be), hogy az \u00e1llom\u00e1sra Bukarest b\u00e1rmely pontj\u00e1b\u00f3l olcs\u00f3bb a taxi, mint az \u00e1llom\u00e1sr\u00f3l oda. Mi\u00e9rt? – k\u00e9rdem. Nem tudja, de \u00edgy van.
\nVegy\u00fck h\u00e1t balk\u00e1nira! Be\u00fcl\u00f6k, s amikor meg\u00e9rkez\u00fcnk, azt mondom Z\u00e9nonnal: \u201e\u00c9n tulajdonk\u00e9ppen semmivel sem tartozom, mert a kocsi meg sem mozdult. Bel\u00e1that\u00f3 ugyanis: ahhoz, hogy az eg\u00e9sz utat megtegye, el\u0151bb a fel\u00e9t kellett volna megtennie, ahhoz pedig el\u0151sz\u00f6r annak fel\u00e9t\u2026 s \u00edgy tov\u00e1bb. Mozg\u00e1s nincs is!\u201d – ki\u00e1ltom v\u00e9g\u00fcl keser\u0171 lelkesed\u00e9ssel. \u201e\u00c9s ha beverem a fejedet, he? \u00c9s ha kil\u00f6klek, \u00e9s elhajtok a csomagjaiddal, he?\u201d
\nMeg\u00fasztam harminc\u00f6tezerrel. (1997. okt\u00f3ber 7. \/ A H\u00e9t)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Forr\u00e1s: Bukaresti \u00e9let, k\u00e9pek. Scripta Kiad\u00f3, 2001<\/em><\/p>\n

Az eddigi fejezetek: <\/p>\n

Fekete bet\u0171kkel<\/a> \/ <\/strong>A Parlamentben \u2013 K\u00f6nyvkaland<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Jav\u00edtj\u00e1k az utc\u00e1t<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Divatbemutat\u00f3<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

A kutya v\u00f6r\u00f6s<\/a> \/ <\/strong>H\u00fasz \u00e9ve m\u00e1r<\/a> \/ <\/strong> K\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/a> \/ Tal\u00e1lkoztam Dumnyez\u00f3val<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kis \u00e9ji zene<\/a> \/ A k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ron<\/a> \/ L\u00e1gytoj\u00e1s, elk\u00e9sett l\u00e1tom\u00e1s<\/a> \/ Culianu a f\u0151v\u00e1rosban <\/a>\/ <\/strong><\/p>\n

Clinton<\/strong><\/a> \/ Budaresti ecset sajt\u00f3lib\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Koldus \u00e9s kir\u00e1lyfi<\/strong><\/a> \/ El\u00f6ssze<\/strong><\/a> \/ Baleset<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

F\u0151v\u00e1rosis\u00e1gom<\/strong><\/a> \/ H\u00e1rom szekus, k\u00e9t szekus, egy szekus, haj<\/a><\/strong>! \/ Szagl\u00f3 m\u0171vek<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Valami j\u00f3t is mondjak: eg\u00e9szen sz\u00e9pen helyrehozt\u00e1k a f\u0151v\u00e1rosi \u00c9szaki p\u00e1lyaudvart. Sokkal elviselhet\u0151bb, mint azel\u0151tt, s mintha szip\u00f3z\u00f3 kisfi\u00fak se lenn\u00e9nek m\u00e1r olyan sokan. (Kisfi\u00fa a.m. koszos zaj – Internet-graffiti.) Persze Nyugatr\u00f3l ide \u00e9rkezni \u00edgy sem valami nagy \u00f6r\u00f6m, de nem err\u0151l akarok most szenvelegni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}