{"id":59332,"date":"2017-02-24T06:24:43","date_gmt":"2017-02-24T06:24:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=59332"},"modified":"2017-02-24T06:26:35","modified_gmt":"2017-02-24T06:26:35","slug":"agoston-hugo-voltam-a-boltban","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=59332","title":{"rendered":"\u00c1goston Hug\u00f3: Voltam a boltban"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9s l\u00e1ttam csirkecombot, \u00e9s l\u00e1ttam, hogy nem kell a n\u0151nek. Fintorgott s forgol\u00f3dott, mint kinek hirtelen farka \u00e9s pat\u00e1i n\u0151nek. – Kur\u00e1zsi, h\u00f6lgyem, m\u00fck\u00e9ne \u00f6nnek? – k\u00e9rd\u00e9 az elad\u00f3 szolg\u00e1latk\u00e9szen, \u00e9s ott volt m\u00f6g\u00f6tte h\u00fasb\u00f3l, zs\u00edrb\u00f3l, b\u0151rb\u0151l, bels\u0151s\u00e9gekb\u0151l, csontb\u00f3l \u00e9s mindezek v\u00e1ltozatos m\u00e9ret\u0171, \u00e1llag\u00fa, sz\u00edn\u0171 \u00e9s szag\u00fa k\u00e9sz\u00edtm\u00e9nyeib\u0151l a hely kell\u00e9kt\u00e1ra: a h\u00e1torsz\u00e1g. – P\u00e1rizsi, parizer – felel\u00e9 a v\u00e1s\u00e1rl\u00f3 h\u00f6lgy mer\u00e9szen, mint akit soha el nem hagyott a b\u00e1tors\u00e1g.
\n– Parancsoljon, ez itt mind finom, friss p\u00e1rizsi. – \u00c9s mondja, m\u00e9k a legolcs\u00f3bb? – Ez ni, ez a magyar. – J\u00f3, j\u00f3, de melyik a legjobb? – Ez a m\u00e1sik, ez is magyar, t\u00f6r\u00f6k pulyk\u00e1b\u00f3l. – Istenem, m\u00e9giscsak Bukarestben vagyunk, h\u00e1t ebben az \u00fczletben semmi sem rom\u00e1n? – Dehogynem, k\u00e9rem, \u00e9n magam is rom\u00e1n vagyok – mondotta a h\u00fasbolt gazd\u00e1ja -, \u00e9s a felsoroltakon, valamint f\u0151leg csirkes\u00e9geken meg ty\u00faks\u00e1gokon k\u00edv\u00fcl \u00fagysz\u00f3lv\u00e1n minden rom\u00e1n itt. \u00d6n\u00f6k mit parancsolnak? Rem\u00e9lem, v\u00e1s\u00e1rolnak is, nemcsak csaholnak – ezt m\u00e1r fel\u00e9nk fordulva k\u00e9rdezte, illetve mondta, a kez\u00e9ben tartva egy r\u00fad szal\u00e1mit.
\nFelakasztott diszn\u00f3fej n\u00e9zett r\u00e1nk a falr\u00f3l, m\u00e9rs\u00e9kelt agyarral. Sajn\u00e1ltam szeg\u00e9ny n\u0151t, a hazafin\u00e1t, hogy miut\u00e1n megl\u00e1tta a csirkecomb csomagol\u00e1s\u00e1t, r\u00e1ad\u00e1sul egyszerre kellett tal\u00e1lkoznia annyi magyarral: feldolgozott baromfiakkal \u00e9s tov\u00e1bbi h\u00e1rom k\u00e9tl\u00e1b\u00faval, v\u00e1s\u00e1rl\u00f3val (ugyanis k\u00e9t bar\u00e1tommal voltam a boltban, tov\u00e1bb\u00e1 – de csak a r\u00edm kedv\u00e9\u00e9rt – egy vasal\u00f3val).
\nNeh\u00e9z az \u00e9let, de vesszen a b\u00e1nat! Vett\u00fcnk: h\u00fasz deka magyar, t\u00edz deka rom\u00e1n p\u00e1rizsit – \u00e9s \u00f6t deka francia libam\u00e1jat. (1997. november 27. \/ A H\u00e9t)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Forr\u00e1s: Bukaresti \u00e9let, k\u00e9pek. Scripta Kiad\u00f3, 2001<\/em><\/p>\n

Az eddigi fejezetek: <\/p>\n

Fekete bet\u0171kkel<\/a> \/ <\/strong>A Parlamentben \u2013 K\u00f6nyvkaland<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Jav\u00edtj\u00e1k az utc\u00e1t<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Divatbemutat\u00f3<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

A kutya v\u00f6r\u00f6s<\/a> \/ <\/strong>H\u00fasz \u00e9ve m\u00e1r<\/a> \/ <\/strong> K\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/a> \/ Tal\u00e1lkoztam Dumnyez\u00f3val<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kis \u00e9ji zene<\/a> \/ A k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ron<\/a> \/ L\u00e1gytoj\u00e1s, elk\u00e9sett l\u00e1tom\u00e1s<\/a> \/ Culianu a f\u0151v\u00e1rosban <\/a>\/ <\/strong><\/p>\n

Clinton<\/strong><\/a> \/ Budaresti ecset sajt\u00f3lib\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Koldus \u00e9s kir\u00e1lyfi<\/strong><\/a> \/ El\u00f6ssze<\/strong><\/a> \/ Baleset<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

F\u0151v\u00e1rosis\u00e1gom<\/strong><\/a> \/ H\u00e1rom szekus, k\u00e9t szekus, egy szekus, haj<\/a><\/strong>! \/ Szagl\u00f3 m\u0171vek<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n

Az \u00e1llom\u00e1si taxi paradoxona<\/a> \/ Fr\u00f6ccs<\/a> \/ Doppelg\u00e4nger<\/a> \/ A n\u0151 sz\u00edv\u00e9t ki ismeri?<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

T\u00e9v\u00e9vita<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9s l\u00e1ttam csirkecombot, \u00e9s l\u00e1ttam, hogy nem kell a n\u0151nek. Fintorgott s forgol\u00f3dott, mint kinek hirtelen farka \u00e9s pat\u00e1i n\u0151nek. – Kur\u00e1zsi, h\u00f6lgyem, m\u00fck\u00e9ne \u00f6nnek? – k\u00e9rd\u00e9 az elad\u00f3 szolg\u00e1latk\u00e9szen, \u00e9s ott volt m\u00f6g\u00f6tte h\u00fasb\u00f3l, zs\u00edrb\u00f3l, b\u0151rb\u0151l, bels\u0151s\u00e9gekb\u0151l, csontb\u00f3l \u00e9s mindezek v\u00e1ltozatos m\u00e9ret\u0171, \u00e1llag\u00fa, sz\u00edn\u0171 \u00e9s szag\u00fa k\u00e9sz\u00edtm\u00e9nyeib\u0151l a hely kell\u00e9kt\u00e1ra: a h\u00e1torsz\u00e1g. – P\u00e1rizsi, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}