{"id":59420,"date":"2017-02-27T07:08:58","date_gmt":"2017-02-27T07:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=59420"},"modified":"2017-02-27T07:10:34","modified_gmt":"2017-02-27T07:10:34","slug":"agoston-hugo-kepek-a-multbol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=59420","title":{"rendered":"\u00c1goston Hug\u00f3: K\u00e9pek a m\u00faltb\u00f3l"},"content":{"rendered":"

D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu. Meg\u00edrtam volna m\u00e1r? M\u00e1r azt is elfelejtem, amit meg\u00edrtam? Mindegy, \u00fagysem volt az rendesen meg\u00edrva. Megpr\u00f3b\u00e1lom \u00fajra.
\n\u00c1llunk 1989 december\u00e9nek idus\u00e1n (idus: az \u00f3kori r\u00f3mai napt\u00e1rban m\u00e1rcius, m\u00e1jus, j\u00falius, okt\u00f3ber 15-e \u00e9s a t\u00f6bbi h\u00f3nap 13-a) a k\u00f6rzeti rend\u0151rkapit\u00e1nys\u00e1g el\u0151tt a sorban. Amire v\u00e1runk, a boldogs\u00e1g \u00edg\u00e9rete: az \u00fagynevezett nagy formul\u00e1r, vagyis a kiteleped\u00e9shez sz\u00fcks\u00e9ges v\u00e9gs\u0151 k\u00e9rd\u0151\u00edv, nyomtatv\u00e1ny, ami ut\u00e1n j\u00f6het az ok\u00e9.
\nA rend \u0151rei idegesek. Amikor be\u00e9r\u00fcnk a v\u00e1r\u00f3szob\u00e1ba – gyakorolva azt a g\u00e1zt\u00f6rv\u00e9nyt, amely szerint ha egy adott z\u00e1rt t\u00e9rfogatban n\u0151 a nyom\u00e1s, akkor n\u0151 a h\u0151m\u00e9rs\u00e9klet is -, ny\u00edlik az ablakocska, s kisz\u00f3l egy tekn\u0151sb\u00e9ka (a Muppetsb\u0151l Kermit) kin\u00e9zet\u0171 tiszt: azt k\u00e9rdezi, j\u00f6tt-e valaki nem a saj\u00e1t \u0171rlapj\u00e1\u00e9rt. Kontyos galamb, \u0151sz h\u00f6lgy jelentkezik, hogy \u0151. \u00c9s kinek a pap\u00edrjai\u00e9rt j\u00f6tt? H\u00e1t a mam\u00e1\u00e9i\u00e9rt. S hol lakik az emigr\u00e1lni v\u00e1gy\u00f3 \u00e9desanya? K\u00e9t villamosmeg\u00e1ll\u00f3nyira, de nem tudott elj\u00f6nni, kilencvenegy \u00e9ves. Nah\u00e1t. \u00c9s hov\u00e1 v\u00e1ndorol ki a n\u00e9ni? (Tk\u00e9ppen \u00e9s gyeng\u00e9den: m\u00e1jkuca.) H\u00e1t Ausztr\u00e1li\u00e1ba.
\nA t\u00e1voli f\u00f6ldr\u00e9szre gondolok, ahol egy bukaresti h\u00f6lgy most sz\u00e1z\u00e9ves. K\u00edv\u00e1nom neki, hogy \u00e9rje meg az ausztr\u00e1l k\u00f6zt\u00e1rsas\u00e1g kiki\u00e1lt\u00e1s\u00e1t. (1998. febru\u00e1r 26. \/ A H\u00e9t)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Forr\u00e1s: Bukaresti \u00e9let, k\u00e9pek. Scripta Kiad\u00f3, 2001<\/em><\/p>\n

Az eddigi fejezetek: <\/p>\n

Fekete bet\u0171kkel<\/a> \/ <\/strong>A Parlamentben \u2013 K\u00f6nyvkaland<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Jav\u00edtj\u00e1k az utc\u00e1t<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Divatbemutat\u00f3<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

A kutya v\u00f6r\u00f6s<\/a> \/ <\/strong>H\u00fasz \u00e9ve m\u00e1r<\/a> \/ <\/strong> K\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/a> \/ Tal\u00e1lkoztam Dumnyez\u00f3val<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kis \u00e9ji zene<\/a> \/ A k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ron<\/a> \/ L\u00e1gytoj\u00e1s, elk\u00e9sett l\u00e1tom\u00e1s<\/a> \/ Culianu a f\u0151v\u00e1rosban <\/a>\/ <\/strong><\/p>\n

Clinton<\/strong><\/a> \/ Budaresti ecset sajt\u00f3lib\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Koldus \u00e9s kir\u00e1lyfi<\/strong><\/a> \/ El\u00f6ssze<\/strong><\/a> \/ Baleset<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

F\u0151v\u00e1rosis\u00e1gom<\/strong><\/a> \/ H\u00e1rom szekus, k\u00e9t szekus, egy szekus, haj<\/a><\/strong>! \/ Szagl\u00f3 m\u0171vek<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n

Az \u00e1llom\u00e1si taxi paradoxona<\/a> \/ Fr\u00f6ccs<\/a> \/ Doppelg\u00e4nger<\/a> \/ A n\u0151 sz\u00edv\u00e9t ki ismeri?<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

T\u00e9v\u00e9vita<\/strong><\/a> \/ Voltam a boltban<\/strong><\/a> \/ A b\u0151g\u00e9s zavara<\/a> \/ Baleset-hal\u00e1lok <\/a>\/ <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu. Meg\u00edrtam volna m\u00e1r? M\u00e1r azt is elfelejtem, amit meg\u00edrtam? Mindegy, \u00fagysem volt az rendesen meg\u00edrva. Megpr\u00f3b\u00e1lom \u00fajra. \u00c1llunk 1989 december\u00e9nek idus\u00e1n (idus: az \u00f3kori r\u00f3mai napt\u00e1rban m\u00e1rcius, m\u00e1jus, j\u00falius, okt\u00f3ber 15-e \u00e9s a t\u00f6bbi h\u00f3nap 13-a) a k\u00f6rzeti rend\u0151rkapit\u00e1nys\u00e1g el\u0151tt a sorban. Amire v\u00e1runk, a boldogs\u00e1g \u00edg\u00e9rete: az \u00fagynevezett nagy formul\u00e1r, vagyis a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}