{"id":59808,"date":"2017-03-09T06:01:46","date_gmt":"2017-03-09T06:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=59808"},"modified":"2017-03-09T06:04:36","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T06:04:36","slug":"agoston-hugo-abszurdoid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=59808","title":{"rendered":"\u00c1goston Hug\u00f3: Abszurdoid"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. A h\u00e9ten a lott\u00f3n k\u00e9ttal\u00e1latos nem volt; a h\u00e1romtal\u00e1latosok sz\u00e1ma huszonh\u00e9t, a n\u00e9gytal\u00e1latosok\u00e9 k\u00e9tsz\u00e1z\u00f6tvenhat, az \u00f6ttal\u00e1latosok\u00e9 hatsz\u00e1zhuszon\u00f6t. A huszonh\u00e9t h\u00e1romtal\u00e1latost egyazon szem\u00e9ly \u00e9rte el, minthogy sz\u00f3rakozotts\u00e1g\u00e1ban huszonh\u00e9tszer j\u00e1tszotta meg ugyanazokat a sz\u00e1mokat. Nyerem\u00e9ny\u00e9t – tizenh\u00e9t milli\u00e1rd lejt – term\u00e9szetesen nem vette \u00e1t, mondv\u00e1n, hogy sz\u00e1mait v\u00e9letlen\u00fcl tette meg.
\n2. Bukarest – mondj\u00e1k – a Szabad Sajt\u00f3 H\u00e1z\u00e1r\u00f3l a legszebb, mert onnan nem l\u00e1tszik a Szabad Sajt\u00f3 H\u00e1za. Bukarestnek azonban t\u00f6bb ilyen \u00e9p\u00fclete van, ahonnan n\u00e9zve a v\u00e1ros sz\u00e9p.
\n3. Az 5-\u00f6s villamos vonal\u00e1n egy csapat b\u0151rkab\u00e1tos gar\u00e1zda fiatalember el\u00e1llta az utat; amikor a j\u00e1rm\u0171 meg\u00e1llt, felsz\u00e1lltak, \u00e9s megvert\u00e9k azokat az utasokat, akik lyukasztott jeggyel utaztak.
\n4. Hirdet\u00e9s a legdinamikusabb t\u00e9v\u00e9ad\u00f3ban: Figyelem! Figyelem! Ha \u00f6n tudja, h\u00e1ny \u00e9ves \u00e9s mi a neve, \u00e9s ezt bemondja a 6666666 vagy a 6969696 telefonsz\u00e1mon, \u00fasz\u00f3medenc\u00e9s vill\u00e1t nyerhet a francia Rivi\u00e9r\u00e1n; azonk\u00edv\u00fcl nyerhet (\u00d6n) t\u00edzezer t\u00e9rdzoknit \u00e9s k\u00e9t okm\u00e1nyb\u00e9lyeget, vagy h\u00faszezer golflabd\u00e1t \u00e9s egy bel\u00e9p\u0151jegyet a 2002-es labdar\u00fag\u00f3 vil\u00e1gbajnoks\u00e1g egyik m\u00e9rk\u0151z\u00e9s\u00e9re.
\n5. Bukarestben a stopl\u00e1mp\u00e1kn\u00e1l \u00e1lldog\u00e1l\u00f3 \u00e9s orvul aut\u00f3sz\u00e9lv\u00e9d\u0151ket lemos\u00f3, majd – fizets\u00e9g hi\u00e1ny\u00e1ban – bever\u0151 gyerekek\/kamaszok kiterjesztett\u00e9k szolg\u00e1ltat\u00e1saikat: \u00fajabban embereket is rendbetesznek. A f\u00e9rfiakat megf\u00e9s\u00fclik, megborotv\u00e1lj\u00e1k, ruh\u00e1jukat leporolj\u00e1k, cip\u0151j\u00fcket kif\u00e9nyes\u00edtik, f\u00fcl\u00fckb\u0151l kiveszik a vatt\u00e1t \u00e9s kih\u00fazz\u00e1k a sz\u0151rsz\u00e1lakat; a n\u0151ket bep\u00faderozz\u00e1k, kifestik – esetleg, fizets\u00e9g hi\u00e1ny\u00e1ban, beverik – a szem\u00fcket. (1998. szeptember 24. \/ A H\u00e9t)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Forr\u00e1s: Bukaresti \u00e9let, k\u00e9pek. Scripta Kiad\u00f3, 2001<\/em><\/p>\n

Az eddigi fejezetek: <\/p>\n

Fekete bet\u0171kkel<\/a> \/ <\/strong>A Parlamentben \u2013 K\u00f6nyvkaland<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Jav\u00edtj\u00e1k az utc\u00e1t<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Divatbemutat\u00f3<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

A kutya v\u00f6r\u00f6s<\/a> \/ <\/strong>H\u00fasz \u00e9ve m\u00e1r<\/a> \/ <\/strong> K\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/a> \/ Tal\u00e1lkoztam Dumnyez\u00f3val<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kis \u00e9ji zene<\/a> \/ A k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ron<\/a> \/ L\u00e1gytoj\u00e1s, elk\u00e9sett l\u00e1tom\u00e1s<\/a> \/ Culianu a f\u0151v\u00e1rosban <\/a>\/ <\/strong><\/p>\n

Clinton<\/strong><\/a> \/ Budaresti ecset sajt\u00f3lib\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Koldus \u00e9s kir\u00e1lyfi<\/strong><\/a> \/ El\u00f6ssze<\/strong><\/a> \/ Baleset<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

F\u0151v\u00e1rosis\u00e1gom<\/strong><\/a> \/ H\u00e1rom szekus, k\u00e9t szekus, egy szekus, haj<\/a><\/strong>! \/ Szagl\u00f3 m\u0171vek<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n

Az \u00e1llom\u00e1si taxi paradoxona<\/a> \/ Fr\u00f6ccs<\/a> \/ Doppelg\u00e4nger<\/a> \/ A n\u0151 sz\u00edv\u00e9t ki ismeri?<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

T\u00e9v\u00e9vita<\/strong><\/a> \/ Voltam a boltban<\/strong><\/a> \/ A b\u0151g\u00e9s zavara<\/a> \/ Baleset-hal\u00e1lok <\/a>\/ K\u00e9pek a m\u00faltb\u00f3l<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kaland beg\u00f3ni\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Mez\u00edtl\u00e1b a h\u00f3ban<\/strong> <\/a>\/ L\u00e9t\u00e9rtelmi \u0171r<\/strong><\/a> \/ \u00dajabb k\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

A hatodik (k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ri felv\u00e9telek)<\/strong><\/a> \/ Korany\u00e1r<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. A h\u00e9ten a lott\u00f3n k\u00e9ttal\u00e1latos nem volt; a h\u00e1romtal\u00e1latosok sz\u00e1ma huszonh\u00e9t, a n\u00e9gytal\u00e1latosok\u00e9 k\u00e9tsz\u00e1z\u00f6tvenhat, az \u00f6ttal\u00e1latosok\u00e9 hatsz\u00e1zhuszon\u00f6t. A huszonh\u00e9t h\u00e1romtal\u00e1latost egyazon szem\u00e9ly \u00e9rte el, minthogy sz\u00f3rakozotts\u00e1g\u00e1ban huszonh\u00e9tszer j\u00e1tszotta meg ugyanazokat a sz\u00e1mokat. Nyerem\u00e9ny\u00e9t – tizenh\u00e9t milli\u00e1rd lejt – term\u00e9szetesen nem vette \u00e1t, mondv\u00e1n, hogy sz\u00e1mait v\u00e9letlen\u00fcl tette meg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59808"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59808\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}