{"id":60353,"date":"2017-03-24T10:01:58","date_gmt":"2017-03-24T10:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=60353"},"modified":"2017-03-24T10:01:58","modified_gmt":"2017-03-24T10:01:58","slug":"agoston-hugo-pinoccio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=60353","title":{"rendered":"\u00c1goston Hug\u00f3: Pinoccio"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gyorsan, gyorsan, az olvas\u00f3t egy pillanatig sem szabad f\u00e9lrevezetni. Ezt a nevet nem \u00e9n \u00edrom \u00edgy, \u00e9s nem korrektor-eln\u00e9zte sajt\u00f3hiba. Egy latin n\u00e9p fia \u00edrta ki a Darabontok \u00fatj\u00e1nak sark\u00e1n vegyesboltja homlok\u00e1ra. \u00cdgy: Pinoccio. Ha van kedvenc nev\u0171 sz\u00f3rakoz\u00f3helyem, akkor az a Why not (\u00edgy, k\u00e9rd\u0151jel n\u00e9lk\u00fcl), amelynek tulajdonosa a neves k\u00fclf\u00f6ldi \u00fczletember, El Bassam. (Eml\u00e9keznek m\u00e9g Bajor Andor zseni\u00e1lis arabn\u00e9v-kre\u00e1ci\u00f3j\u00e1ra, a Kapd el Faszira?) Ha van kedvenc bukaresti falfeliratom, az egy kapualjban olvashat\u00f3, nem mesze a T\u00edz asztal utc\u00e1t\u00f3l: \u201eA forradalom folytat\u00f3dik”, alatta pedig: \u201eEgy …t\u201d (ide tess\u00e9k azt a sz\u00f3t gondolni, amelyet a keresztrejtv\u00e9ny a f\u00fcgg\u0151leges 16. alatt \u00fagy hat\u00e1rozna meg, hogy \u201enemz\u0151szerv\u201d). A legellenszenvesebb pedig ez a Pinoccio. Ott v\u00e1ltok buszt, amikor bemegyek a szerkeszt\u0151s\u00e9gbe, s ha a stoppn\u00e1l v\u00e1rakoznom kell, percekig rajta tartom a tekintetemet. El van rontva a napom. Pedig a kis Pinocchio milyen kedves alak. Mondja meg m\u00e1r valaki az \u00fajgazdag surm\u00f3nak! (1998. december 17. \/ A H\u00e9t)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Forr\u00e1s: Bukaresti \u00e9let, k\u00e9pek. Scripta Kiad\u00f3, 2001<\/em><\/p>\n

Az eddigi fejezetek: <\/p>\n

Fekete bet\u0171kkel<\/a> \/ <\/strong>A Parlamentben \u2013 K\u00f6nyvkaland<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Jav\u00edtj\u00e1k az utc\u00e1t<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Divatbemutat\u00f3<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

A kutya v\u00f6r\u00f6s<\/a> \/ <\/strong>H\u00fasz \u00e9ve m\u00e1r<\/a> \/ <\/strong> K\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/a> \/ Tal\u00e1lkoztam Dumnyez\u00f3val<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kis \u00e9ji zene<\/a> \/ A k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ron<\/a> \/ L\u00e1gytoj\u00e1s, elk\u00e9sett l\u00e1tom\u00e1s<\/a> \/ Culianu a f\u0151v\u00e1rosban <\/a>\/ <\/strong><\/p>\n

Clinton<\/strong><\/a> \/ Budaresti ecset sajt\u00f3lib\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Koldus \u00e9s kir\u00e1lyfi<\/strong><\/a> \/ El\u00f6ssze<\/strong><\/a> \/ Baleset<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

F\u0151v\u00e1rosis\u00e1gom<\/strong><\/a> \/ H\u00e1rom szekus, k\u00e9t szekus, egy szekus, haj<\/a><\/strong>! \/ Szagl\u00f3 m\u0171vek<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n

Az \u00e1llom\u00e1si taxi paradoxona<\/a> \/ Fr\u00f6ccs<\/a> \/ Doppelg\u00e4nger<\/a> \/ A n\u0151 sz\u00edv\u00e9t ki ismeri?<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

T\u00e9v\u00e9vita<\/strong><\/a> \/ Voltam a boltban<\/strong><\/a> \/ A b\u0151g\u00e9s zavara<\/a> \/ Baleset-hal\u00e1lok <\/a>\/ K\u00e9pek a m\u00faltb\u00f3l<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kaland beg\u00f3ni\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Mez\u00edtl\u00e1b a h\u00f3ban<\/strong> <\/a>\/ L\u00e9t\u00e9rtelmi \u0171r<\/strong><\/a> \/ \u00dajabb k\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

A hatodik (k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ri felv\u00e9telek)<\/strong><\/a> \/ Korany\u00e1r<\/strong><\/a> \/ Abszurdoid<\/strong> <\/a>\/ Fesztiv\u00e1l<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

Kudelka j\u00f3 \u00fasz\u00f3?<\/strong><\/a> \/ Hibaigaz\u00edt\u00e1s<\/u><\/b> \u2013 casus belli<\/strong><\/a> \/ Pesszimista kom\u00e9dia<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

K\u00fcl\u00fcgy \u00e9s Alap\u00edtv\u00e1ny<\/strong> <\/a>\/ Korm\u00e1ny\u00e9p\u00fclet <\/strong>k\u00eds\u00e9rtet\u00f3r\u00e1n<\/b><\/a> \/ Egyetemist\u00e1k<\/strong><\/a> \/ Ars boemica?<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n

M\u0171v\u00e9sz a konyh\u00e1ban<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gyorsan, gyorsan, az olvas\u00f3t egy pillanatig sem szabad f\u00e9lrevezetni. Ezt a nevet nem \u00e9n \u00edrom \u00edgy, \u00e9s nem korrektor-eln\u00e9zte sajt\u00f3hiba. Egy latin n\u00e9p fia \u00edrta ki a Darabontok \u00fatj\u00e1nak sark\u00e1n vegyesboltja homlok\u00e1ra. \u00cdgy: Pinoccio. Ha van kedvenc nev\u0171 sz\u00f3rakoz\u00f3helyem, akkor az a Why not (\u00edgy, k\u00e9rd\u0151jel n\u00e9lk\u00fcl), amelynek tulajdonosa a neves k\u00fclf\u00f6ldi \u00fczletember, El Bassam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}