{"id":60452,"date":"2017-03-27T05:56:21","date_gmt":"2017-03-27T05:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=60452"},"modified":"2017-03-27T05:56:21","modified_gmt":"2017-03-27T05:56:21","slug":"agoston-hugo-zsurizek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=60452","title":{"rendered":"\u00c1goston Hug\u00f3: Zs\u0171rizek"},"content":{"rendered":"

El\u0151ad\u00e1s\u00e1ban az volt a megkap\u00f3, hogy nem hajlongott, nem v\u00e9gzett beh\u00edzelg\u0151 mozdulatokat. A k\u0171rj\u00e9t nemes egyszer\u0171s\u00e9ggel kezdte, mindenf\u00e9le captatio benevolentiae mell\u0151z\u00e9s\u00e9vel. M\u00e1r amikor felt\u0171nt egyszer\u0171 vonal\u00fa ruh\u00e1j\u00e1ban, feh\u00e9r oroszos kucsm\u00e1val, alul rojtos nagykab\u00e1tj\u00e1ban, a leveg\u0151 vibr\u00e1l\u00e1s\u00e1b\u00f3l \u00e9rezni lehetett, hogy \u00e9lm\u00e9nyszer\u0171 l\u00e1tv\u00e1nyban lesz r\u00e9sz\u00fcnk.
\n\u201eMeg meri csin\u00e1lni, bele mer fogni a Tripla Axelbe?\u201d – azonnal ez a k\u00e9rd\u00e9s fogalmaz\u00f3dott meg a n\u00e9z\u0151kben.
\nA j\u00e9gp\u00e1lya k\u00f6zep\u00e9re \u00e9rve – \u201emost, most\u201d, hangzott az izgatott sugdol\u00f3z\u00e1s – m\u00e9g egy-k\u00e9t laza el\u0151k\u00e9sz\u00edt\u0151 l\u00e9p\u00e9st tett, azt\u00e1n brav\u00farosan spont\u00e1n el\u0151ad\u00e1s\u00e1ban a k\u00f6vetkez\u0151 mozdulatokat l\u00e1thatta l\u00e9legzetvisszafojtva a k\u00f6z\u00f6ns\u00e9g: als\u00f3test – f\u00e9lfordulat balra, fels\u0151test – h\u00e1romnegyed fordulat jobbra, bal l\u00e1b – eg\u00e9szen magasba lend\u00fcl, jobb l\u00e1b – hull\u00e1mvonalat \u00edr le, a test mint eg\u00e9sz – a s\u00falypont magass\u00e1g\u00e1n nem v\u00e1ltoztatva az \u00e1ll\u00f3csillagokhoz k\u00e9pest 160 fokos fordulatot tesz, a kezek – belekasz\u00e1lnak a leveg\u0151be. A legkifejez\u0151bb azonban – hi\u00e1ba, a bukaresti jeges iskola! – a fej tart\u00e1sa \u00e9s az alig egy pillanatig tart\u00f3 mutatv\u00e1nyt k\u00eds\u00e9r\u0151 arcj\u00e1t\u00e9k volt.
\nEs\u00e9s k\u00f6zben a k\u00f6z\u00e9pkor\u00fa bukaresti n\u0151k megsz\u00e9p\u00fclnek.
\nSok elb\u0171v\u00f6l\u0151 k\u0171rt l\u00e1thattunk azon a reggelen a Pache Protopopescu \u00fat \u00e9s a Traian utca sark\u00e1n, v\u00e1ltozatos axeleket, rittbergereket, m\u00e9rlegeket, sp\u00e1rg\u00e1kat, ors\u00f3kat. Nekem azonban az \u00f6sszes k\u00f6z\u00fcl a fent le\u00edrt mutatv\u00e1ny tetszett a legjobban. Az ad hoc zs\u0171ri tagjai k\u00f6z\u00fcl (egy k\u00f3bor kutya, egy s\u00e9t\u00e1ltatott \u00f6leb, egy rend\u0151r, egy \u00fajs\u00e1g\u00e1rus, h\u00e1rom v\u00e1rakoz\u00f3 villamosutas-jel\u00f6lt \u00e9s a gazdas\u00e1gi k\u00f6z\u00e9piskola els\u0151 emeleti ablak\u00e1b\u00f3l kik\u00f6ny\u00f6kl\u0151 csitri) t\u0151lem kapta a legmagasabb oszt\u00e1lyzatot. (1999. febru\u00e1r 11. \/ A H\u00e9t)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Forr\u00e1s: Bukaresti \u00e9let, k\u00e9pek. Scripta Kiad\u00f3, 2001<\/em><\/p>\n

Az eddigi fejezetek: <\/p>\n

Fekete bet\u0171kkel<\/a> \/ <\/strong>A Parlamentben \u2013 K\u00f6nyvkaland<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Jav\u00edtj\u00e1k az utc\u00e1t<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Divatbemutat\u00f3<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

A kutya v\u00f6r\u00f6s<\/a> \/ <\/strong>H\u00fasz \u00e9ve m\u00e1r<\/a> \/ <\/strong> K\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/a> \/ Tal\u00e1lkoztam Dumnyez\u00f3val<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kis \u00e9ji zene<\/a> \/ A k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ron<\/a> \/ L\u00e1gytoj\u00e1s, elk\u00e9sett l\u00e1tom\u00e1s<\/a> \/ Culianu a f\u0151v\u00e1rosban <\/a>\/ <\/strong><\/p>\n

Clinton<\/strong><\/a> \/ Budaresti ecset sajt\u00f3lib\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Koldus \u00e9s kir\u00e1lyfi<\/strong><\/a> \/ El\u00f6ssze<\/strong><\/a> \/ Baleset<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

F\u0151v\u00e1rosis\u00e1gom<\/strong><\/a> \/ H\u00e1rom szekus, k\u00e9t szekus, egy szekus, haj<\/a><\/strong>! \/ Szagl\u00f3 m\u0171vek<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n

Az \u00e1llom\u00e1si taxi paradoxona<\/a> \/ Fr\u00f6ccs<\/a> \/ Doppelg\u00e4nger<\/a> \/ A n\u0151 sz\u00edv\u00e9t ki ismeri?<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

T\u00e9v\u00e9vita<\/strong><\/a> \/ Voltam a boltban<\/strong><\/a> \/ A b\u0151g\u00e9s zavara<\/a> \/ Baleset-hal\u00e1lok <\/a>\/ K\u00e9pek a m\u00faltb\u00f3l<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kaland beg\u00f3ni\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Mez\u00edtl\u00e1b a h\u00f3ban<\/strong> <\/a>\/ L\u00e9t\u00e9rtelmi \u0171r<\/strong><\/a> \/ \u00dajabb k\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

A hatodik (k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ri felv\u00e9telek)<\/strong><\/a> \/ Korany\u00e1r<\/strong><\/a> \/ Abszurdoid<\/strong> <\/a>\/ Fesztiv\u00e1l<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

Kudelka j\u00f3 \u00fasz\u00f3?<\/strong><\/a> \/ Hibaigaz\u00edt\u00e1s<\/u><\/b> \u2013 casus belli<\/strong><\/a> \/ Pesszimista kom\u00e9dia<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

K\u00fcl\u00fcgy \u00e9s Alap\u00edtv\u00e1ny<\/strong> <\/a>\/ Korm\u00e1ny\u00e9p\u00fclet <\/strong>k\u00eds\u00e9rtet\u00f3r\u00e1n<\/b><\/a> \/ Egyetemist\u00e1k<\/strong><\/a> \/ Ars boemica?<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n

M\u0171v\u00e9sz a konyh\u00e1ban<\/strong><\/a> \/ Pinoccio<\/strong><\/a> \/ T\u00edz kicsi asztal<\/strong><\/a> \/ B\u00e1ny\u00e1sz-rom\u00e1nc<\/strong> <\/a>\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

El\u0151ad\u00e1s\u00e1ban az volt a megkap\u00f3, hogy nem hajlongott, nem v\u00e9gzett beh\u00edzelg\u0151 mozdulatokat. A k\u0171rj\u00e9t nemes egyszer\u0171s\u00e9ggel kezdte, mindenf\u00e9le captatio benevolentiae mell\u0151z\u00e9s\u00e9vel. M\u00e1r amikor felt\u0171nt egyszer\u0171 vonal\u00fa ruh\u00e1j\u00e1ban, feh\u00e9r oroszos kucsm\u00e1val, alul rojtos nagykab\u00e1tj\u00e1ban, a leveg\u0151 vibr\u00e1l\u00e1s\u00e1b\u00f3l \u00e9rezni lehetett, hogy \u00e9lm\u00e9nyszer\u0171 l\u00e1tv\u00e1nyban lesz r\u00e9sz\u00fcnk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}