{"id":60543,"date":"2017-03-30T05:38:41","date_gmt":"2017-03-30T05:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=60543"},"modified":"2017-03-30T09:40:52","modified_gmt":"2017-03-30T09:40:52","slug":"agoston-hugo-titok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=60543","title":{"rendered":"\u00c1goston Hug\u00f3: Titok"},"content":{"rendered":"

N\u00e9ha, hajnali \u00f3r\u00e1n, megcsalom az \u00fajs\u00e1g\u00e1rusn\u0151met. Ez abban \u00e1ll (\u00e9s abban is mer\u00fcl ki), hogy nem n\u00e1la veszem meg a napi hat-h\u00e9t lapot. Hanem egy m\u00e1sik \u00fajs\u00e1g\u00e1rusn\u0151n\u00e9l, akin\u00e9l ugyan a v\u00e1laszt\u00e9k valamivel szeg\u00e9nyesebb, \u00e1m a k\u00f6zel\u00e9ben van egy bolt, ahol futt\u00e1ban bev\u00e1s\u00e1rolhatok.
\nSz\u00f3val megyek-bandukolok b\u0171ntudatosan, talpam alatt ropog a j\u00e9g, a h\u00f3. A j\u00e1rd\u00e1n, mondan\u00e1m, ha a j\u00e9gp\u00e1nc\u00e9l nem sim\u00edtana egybe j\u00e1rd\u00e1t \u00e9s \u00fattestet, sz\u00f3val vagy a j\u00e1rda, vagy az \u00fattest sz\u00e9l\u00e9n megpillantok egy darab, azaz f\u00e9l p\u00e1r fekete, rendk\u00edv\u00fcl eleg\u00e1ns, magas sark\u00fa, k\u00f6nny\u0171 ny\u00e1ri n\u0151i cip\u0151t. Mit keres ott? Eszembe jut \u010capek \u00edr\u00e1sa az egyetlen l\u00e1bnyommal az \u00fat k\u00f6zep\u00e9n. Ez a titok az\u00f3ta sem hagy nyugodni. Hogy ker\u00fcl a \u201ekis n\u0151i csuka\u201d a j\u00e9gre? Milyen dr\u00e1ma h\u00faz\u00f3dik meg e furcsa lelet m\u00f6g\u00f6tt? \u00c9s f\u0151leg: mit csin\u00e1ljak \u00e9n most ezzel a cip\u0151vel? Apr\u00f3hirdet\u00e9s: \u201eAki elvesz\u00edtett egy fekete n\u0151i l\u00e1bbelit, j\u00f6jj\u00f6n \u00e9rte a tejesboltba\u201d – ez olyan, mintha egy furcsa k\u00f3d, \u00fczenet lenne. Sz\u00f3val mit tegyek? S hogyan fejezzem be ezt az \u00e9letk\u00e9pet? (1999. febru\u00e1r 11. \/ A H\u00e9t)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Forr\u00e1s: Bukaresti \u00e9let, k\u00e9pek. Scripta Kiad\u00f3, 2001<\/em><\/p>\n

Az eddigi fejezetek: <\/p>\n

Fekete bet\u0171kkel<\/a> \/ <\/strong>A Parlamentben \u2013 K\u00f6nyvkaland<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Jav\u00edtj\u00e1k az utc\u00e1t<\/a> \/ <\/strong>Divatbemutat\u00f3<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

A kutya v\u00f6r\u00f6s<\/a> \/ <\/strong>H\u00fasz \u00e9ve m\u00e1r<\/a> \/ <\/strong> K\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/a> \/ Tal\u00e1lkoztam Dumnyez\u00f3val<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kis \u00e9ji zene<\/a> \/ A k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ron<\/a> \/ L\u00e1gytoj\u00e1s, elk\u00e9sett l\u00e1tom\u00e1s<\/a> \/ Culianu a f\u0151v\u00e1rosban <\/a>\/ <\/strong><\/p>\n

Clinton<\/strong><\/a> \/ Budaresti ecset sajt\u00f3lib\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Koldus \u00e9s kir\u00e1lyfi<\/strong><\/a> \/ El\u00f6ssze<\/strong><\/a> \/ Baleset<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

F\u0151v\u00e1rosis\u00e1gom<\/strong><\/a> \/ H\u00e1rom szekus, k\u00e9t szekus, egy szekus, haj<\/a><\/strong>! \/ Szagl\u00f3 m\u0171vek<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n

Az \u00e1llom\u00e1si taxi paradoxona<\/a> \/ Fr\u00f6ccs<\/a> \/ Doppelg\u00e4nger<\/a> \/ A n\u0151 sz\u00edv\u00e9t ki ismeri?<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

T\u00e9v\u00e9vita<\/strong><\/a> \/ Voltam a boltban<\/strong><\/a> \/ A b\u0151g\u00e9s zavara<\/a> \/ Baleset-hal\u00e1lok <\/a>\/ K\u00e9pek a m\u00faltb\u00f3l<\/a> \/<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kaland beg\u00f3ni\u00e1val<\/strong><\/a> \/ Mez\u00edtl\u00e1b a h\u00f3ban<\/strong> <\/a>\/ L\u00e9t\u00e9rtelmi \u0171r<\/strong><\/a> \/ \u00dajabb k\u00f3rh\u00e1zi k\u00e9peslapok<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

A hatodik (k\u00f6nyvv\u00e1s\u00e1ri felv\u00e9telek)<\/strong><\/a> \/ Korany\u00e1r<\/strong><\/a> \/ Abszurdoid<\/strong> <\/a>\/ Fesztiv\u00e1l<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

Kudelka j\u00f3 \u00fasz\u00f3?<\/strong><\/a> \/ Hibaigaz\u00edt\u00e1s<\/u><\/b> \u2013 casus belli<\/strong><\/a> \/ Pesszimista kom\u00e9dia<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n

K\u00fcl\u00fcgy \u00e9s Alap\u00edtv\u00e1ny<\/strong> <\/a>\/ Korm\u00e1ny\u00e9p\u00fclet <\/strong>k\u00eds\u00e9rtet\u00f3r\u00e1n<\/b><\/a> \/ Egyetemist\u00e1k<\/strong><\/a> \/ Ars boemica?<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n

M\u0171v\u00e9sz a konyh\u00e1ban<\/strong><\/a> \/ Pinoccio<\/strong><\/a> \/ T\u00edz kicsi asztal<\/strong><\/a> \/ B\u00e1ny\u00e1sz-rom\u00e1nc<\/strong> <\/a>\/ Zs\u0171rizek<\/strong><\/a> \/<\/p>\n

Otell\u00f3<\/strong><\/a> \/ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

N\u00e9ha, hajnali \u00f3r\u00e1n, megcsalom az \u00fajs\u00e1g\u00e1rusn\u0151met. Ez abban \u00e1ll (\u00e9s abban is mer\u00fcl ki), hogy nem n\u00e1la veszem meg a napi hat-h\u00e9t lapot. Hanem egy m\u00e1sik \u00fajs\u00e1g\u00e1rusn\u0151n\u00e9l, akin\u00e9l ugyan a v\u00e1laszt\u00e9k valamivel szeg\u00e9nyesebb, \u00e1m a k\u00f6zel\u00e9ben van egy bolt, ahol futt\u00e1ban bev\u00e1s\u00e1rolhatok.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}