
{"id":62035,"date":"2017-05-13T08:58:06","date_gmt":"2017-05-13T08:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=62035"},"modified":"2017-05-13T08:58:06","modified_gmt":"2017-05-13T08:58:06","slug":"borcsa-janos-odavago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=62035","title":{"rendered":"Borcsa J\u00e1nos: Odav\u00e1g\u00f3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is\u00admerj\u00fck j\u00f3l a ve\u00adre\u00adked\u0151s sz\u00e9kely leg\u00e9ny eset\u00e9t, aki a vicc sze\u00adrint men\u00adte\u00adni akarv\u00e1n mag\u00e1t, a val\u00adlat\u00e1skor a hat\u00f3s\u00e1g el\u0151tt azt mon\u00addot\u00adta, hogy a \u201edo\u00adlog\u201d az\u00adzal kezd\u0151d\u00f6tt, hogy a koma, azaz a m\u00e1sik vissza\u00fct\u00f6tt. Vil\u00e1gos h\u00e1t, hogy az oda\u00fct\u00e9ssel vagy odav\u00e1g\u00e1ssal kezd\u0151dik min\u00addig is k\u00e9t f\u00e9l k\u00f6z\u00f6tt a \u201emeccs\u201d, s majd csak erre az akci\u00f3ra k\u00f6vet\u00adkez\u00adhet a vissza\u00fct\u00e9s vagy visszav\u00e1g\u00e1s. Ha k\u00e9t szem\u00e9ly k\u00f6z\u00f6tt fo\u00adlyik a ve\u00adre\u00adked\u00e9s, mi\u00adfel\u00e9nk ez ugye t\u00f6bb\u00adnyi\u00adre bicsk\u00e1z\u00e1s szo\u00adkott len\u00adni, az bi\u00adzony tel\u00adjess\u00e9ggel n\u00e9lk\u00fcl\u00f6zi a sport\u00adszer\u0171s\u00e9get, s hely\u00e9nval\u00f3 oda\u2013 \u00e9s visszav\u00e1g\u00f3 fe\u00adlekr\u0151l besz\u00e9lni. \u00dagy\u00admond kul\u00adtur\u00e1lt k\u00f6r\u00fclm\u00e9nyek k\u00f6z\u00f6tt per\u00adsze odav\u00e1gha\u00adtunk sz\u00f3val is a m\u00e1sik\u00adnak, s\u0151t m\u00e9g te\u00adkin\u00adtet\u00adtel is.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ha vi\u00adszont k\u00e9t egym\u00e1st k\u00f6vet\u0151 m\u00e9rk\u0151z\u00e9sre ker\u00fcl sor va\u00adla\u00admely sport\u00e1g ke\u00adret\u00e9ben ugyan\u00adazon k\u00e9t j\u00e1t\u00e9kos, il\u00adlet\u00adve k\u00e9t csa\u00adpat k\u00f6z\u00f6tt, eset\u00adleg k\u00e9t egym\u00e1st k\u00f6vet\u0151 ver\u00adseny\u00adid\u0151szak\u00adban m\u00e9rik \u00f6ssze erej\u00fcket, ak\u00adkor az els\u0151 \u00f6ssze\u00adcsap\u00e1st em\u00adle\u00adget\u00adve va\u00adla\u00admik\u00e9nt ker\u00fclj\u00fck az odav\u00e1g\u00f3 sz\u00f3t, a m\u00e1so\u00addi\u00adkat pe\u00addig jog\u00adgal \u00e9s he\u00adlye\u00adsen mond\u00adjuk visszav\u00e1g\u00f3nak.<\/p>\n<p>Nem len\u00adne sze\u00adrencs\u00e9s, ha tel\u00adje\u00adsen a lo\u00adgik\u00e1ra ala\u00adpozn\u00f3k nyelv\u00faj\u00edt\u00f3, p\u00e9ld\u00e1nak ok\u00e1\u00e9rt sz\u00f3te\u00adremt\u0151 \u00f6tle\u00adte\u00adin\u00adket \u00e9s meg\u00adold\u00e1sa\u00adin\u00adkat, mert az \u00e9l\u0151 nyel\u00advek term\u00e9sze\u00adte \u00e9s gaz\u00addags\u00e1ga sok\u00adkal ki\u00adis\u00admer\u00adhe\u00adtet\u00adle\u00adnebb, il\u00adlet\u00adve ki\u00admer\u00edthe\u00adtet\u00adle\u00adnebb, mint\u00adhogy az \u00e9sz al\u00adkot\u00adta szab\u00e1ly\u00ado\u00adkat \u00e9s elv\u00e1r\u00e1so\u00adkat sz\u00e1mon le\u00adhet\u00adne raj\u00adtuk k\u00e9rni. Hogy aszond\u00adja, ha mond\u00adha\u00adtom, visszav\u00e1g\u00f3 m\u00e9rk\u0151z\u00e9s, mi\u00e9rt ne mond\u00adhatn\u00e1m azt is, hogy odav\u00e1g\u00f3. Odav\u00e1ghat \u00edgy is az em\u00adber, de ez eset\u00adben min\u00adden bi\u00adzonnyal c\u00e9lt t\u00e9veszt v\u00e1g\u00e1sa. Ne hall\u00adgass min\u00adden eset\u00adben a lo\u00adgik\u00e1ra teh\u00e1t, ha nyel\u00advi k\u00e9rd\u00e9sr\u0151l akarsz nyi\u00adlat\u00adkoz\u00adni.<\/p>\n<p>A ma\u00adgyar \u00e1lla\u00admi t\u00e9v\u00e9ad\u00f3 egyik sport\u00adszer\u00adkeszt\u0151j\u00e9t is egy al\u00adka\u00adlom\u00admal hal\u00adlot\u00adtam odav\u00e1g\u00f3zni, egyet\u00adlen r\u00f6vid h\u00edr\u00f6ssze\u00adfog\u00adlal\u00f3ban leg\u00adal\u00e1bb \u00f6tsz\u00f6r-hat\u00adszor mon\u00addot\u00adta azt, hogy odav\u00e1g\u00f3 m\u00e9rk\u0151z\u00e9s. De hogy az\u00f3ta nem vet\u00adte sz\u00e1j\u00e1ra \u00faj te\u00adremtm\u00e9ny\u00e9t, az odav\u00e1g\u00f3t, nem tu\u00addom mi\u00advel ma\u00adgyar\u00e1zni. Az a sejt\u00e9sem, va\u00adla\u00adki, aki a he\u00adlyes ma\u00adgyar besz\u00e9d\u00e9rt is fe\u00adlel amott, odav\u00e1gott a szem\u00e9vel, net\u00e1n sz\u00f3val is, hogy t\u00f6bbet ne odav\u00e1g\u00f3zzon!<\/p>\n<p>Mert bi\u00adzony nem \u00e1rt n\u00e9ha odav\u00e1gnunk, ha nyel\u00advi \u00e9s m\u00e1sfaj\u00adta j\u00e1tszm\u00e1k sor\u00e1n va\u00adla\u00adki elv\u00e9ti a m\u00e9rt\u00e9ket. Va\u00adla\u00adhogy \u00fagy, amint a gyer\u00admek\u00adnek adott atyai \u201eint\u00e9snek\u201d is \u00e9rtel\u00adme van, ha idej\u00e9ben csat\u00adtan el, m\u00e9gha nap\u00adja\u00adink ne\u00advel\u00e9stu\u00addom\u00e1nya s maga az is\u00adko\u00adla\u00adfa\u00adlak k\u00f6z\u00f6tt zajl\u00f3 gya\u00adkor\u00adlat sem akar hal\u00adla\u00adni az eff\u00e9le sz\u00fcl\u0151i \u00e9s ne\u00advel\u0151i \u201eag\u00adresszi\u00f3r\u00f3l\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n<p><em>Sz\u00e9kely H\u00edrmond\u00f3 \/ eirodalom.ro<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is\u00admerj\u00fck j\u00f3l a ve\u00adre\u00adked\u0151s sz\u00e9kely leg\u00e9ny eset\u00e9t, aki a vicc sze\u00adrint men\u00adte\u00adni akarv\u00e1n mag\u00e1t, a val\u00adlat\u00e1skor a hat\u00f3s\u00e1g el\u0151tt azt mon\u00addot\u00adta, hogy a \u201edo\u00adlog\u201d az\u00adzal kezd\u0151d\u00f6tt, hogy a koma, azaz a m\u00e1sik vissza\u00fct\u00f6tt. Vil\u00e1gos h\u00e1t, hogy az oda\u00fct\u00e9ssel vagy odav\u00e1g\u00e1ssal kezd\u0151dik min\u00addig is k\u00e9t f\u00e9l k\u00f6z\u00f6tt a \u201emeccs\u201d, s majd csak erre az akci\u00f3ra k\u00f6vet\u00adkez\u00adhet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jegyzet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}