{"id":65718,"date":"2017-09-01T02:53:01","date_gmt":"2017-09-01T02:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=65718"},"modified":"2017-08-29T09:27:01","modified_gmt":"2017-08-29T09:27:01","slug":"ket-vers-egy-temara-albert-lorincz-marton-es-hadnagy-jozsef-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=65718","title":{"rendered":"K\u00e9t vers egy t\u00e9m\u00e1ra \u2013 Albert-L\u0151rincz M\u00e1rton \u00e9s Hadnagy J\u00f3zsef"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Albert-L\u0151rincz M\u00e1rton: (A vend\u00e9g, aki b\u00facs\u00fazkodik)<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Az, ki b\u00facs\u00fazik, nem gondol<br \/>\nh\u00e1bor\u00fa-kom\u00e9di\u00e1ra,<br \/>\na h\u00faslevest nem tolja od\u00e9bb az asztalon,<br \/>\nelfogyasztja,<br \/>\n\u00e9tv\u00e1gya volna,<br \/>\nk\u00f6sz\u00f6n\u0151 szavakat mond,<br \/>\nb\u00e1r nehezen sz\u00f3lja.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Holnap fel kell kattintania a<br \/>\nf\u00fcrd\u0151szob\u00e1ban a villanyt,<br \/>\nfogat mos, lefekv\u00e9s el\u0151tt<br \/>\npizsam\u00e1t \u00f6lt mag\u00e1ra,<br \/>\nelolvassa vagy meghallgatja a nap h\u00edreit,<br \/>\nholnap is virrad,<br \/>\nmunk\u00e1ba megy majd<br \/>\n(vagy nyugd\u00edjba \u00e9pp).<\/p>\n<p>Aki b\u00facs\u00fazik, sok er\u0151re van sz\u00fcks\u00e9ge,<br \/>\niv\u00e1sra, ev\u00e9sre, atomr\u00e9szecsk\u00e9kre, elemekre,<br \/>\n\u00e9s \u00e9g\u00e9sre, er\u0151re, sz\u00edvre,<br \/>\nhogy legyen kitart\u00e1sa,<br \/>\nak\u00e1r egy h\u00e1romezer k\u00f6bcentis benzinmotornak,<br \/>\namely a hegy fel\u00e9 veszi \u00fatj\u00e1t.<\/p>\n<p>Integet majd a tet\u0151re \u00e9rve a rokonoknak,<br \/>\na bar\u00e1toknak, a k\u00f6sz\u00f6n\u0151 viszonyban<br \/>\nsem lev\u0151 szomsz\u00e9doknak,<br \/>\nnem megy el v\u00e9gleg.<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f6v\u0151re ism\u00e9t j\u00f6v\u00f6k,<br \/>\ns maradok vend\u00e9gnek.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Hadnagy J\u00f3zsef : K\u00e9t vend\u00e9g, egy fed\u00e9l alatt<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>*<br \/>\nVend\u00e9ged voltam f\u00e9l \u00e9leten \u00e1t,<br \/>\n\u00f6sszet\u00f6rtem konyh\u00e1d sok pohar\u00e1t,<br \/>\ncsoda, hogy m\u00e9g mindig vend\u00e9g vagyok,<br \/>\nm\u00e1r k\u00e9s\u0151re j\u00e1r, most m\u00e1r maradok\u2026<\/p>\n<p>F\u00e9l \u00e9leten \u00e1t vend\u00e9gem volt\u00e1l,<br \/>\nnem verted sz\u00e9t a szob\u00e1m, a konyh\u00e1m,<br \/>\nnem mondtam, k\u00e9s\u0151re j\u00e1r, vagy maradj,<br \/>\nmost m\u00e1r a s\u00edrig a vend\u00e9gem vagy\u2026<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Most m\u00e1r a s\u00edrig a vend\u00e9gem vagy:<br \/>\nnem mondtam, k\u00e9s\u0151re j\u00e1r, vagy maradj,<br \/>\nnem verted sz\u00e9t a szob\u00e1m, a konyh\u00e1m,<br \/>\nf\u00e9l \u00e9leten \u00e1t vend\u00e9gem volt\u00e1l\u2026<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1r k\u00e9s\u0151re j\u00e1r, most m\u00e1r maradok,<br \/>\ncsoda, hogy m\u00e9g mindig vend\u00e9g vagyok,<br \/>\n\u00f6sszet\u00f6rtem konyh\u00e1d sok pohar\u00e1t:<br \/>\nvend\u00e9ged voltam f\u00e9l \u00e9leten \u00e1t\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Albert-L\u0151rincz M\u00e1rton: (A vend\u00e9g, aki b\u00facs\u00fazkodik) Az, ki b\u00facs\u00fazik, nem gondol h\u00e1bor\u00fa-kom\u00e9di\u00e1ra, a h\u00faslevest nem tolja od\u00e9bb az asztalon, elfogyasztja, \u00e9tv\u00e1gya volna, k\u00f6sz\u00f6n\u0151 szavakat mond, b\u00e1r nehezen sz\u00f3lja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}