{"id":70476,"date":"2018-01-14T02:54:50","date_gmt":"2018-01-14T02:54:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=70476"},"modified":"2018-01-13T14:58:40","modified_gmt":"2018-01-13T14:58:40","slug":"gergely-tamas-mi-vicc-mi-nem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=70476","title":{"rendered":"Gergely Tam\u00e1s: Mi vicc, mi nem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vadmalac idegesen j\u00e1rk\u00e1lt fel-al\u00e1 az od\u00fajukban, az \u00e1gyban fekve maradni m\u00e1r nem volt k\u00e9pes. Siker\u00fclt persze fel\u00e9bresztenie Malack\u00e1t.<br \/>\nF\u00fcl\u00e9b\u0151l l\u00f3gott ki a zsebr\u00e1di\u00f3 hallgat\u00f3ja, azon folytak bel\u00e9 a h\u00edrek. Malack\u00e1nak ezt mondta:<br \/>\n\u2013 Hat v\u00e9szl\u00f6v\u00e9st adtak ki, megl\u00e1tt\u00e1k \u0151ket egy haj\u00f3r\u00f3l, de nem tal\u00e1lj\u00e1k a bajba jutottakat.<!--more--><br \/>\nMalacka \u00edgy sz\u00f3lt gondolkoz\u00e1snyi id\u0151 ut\u00e1n:<br \/>\n\u2013 Vajon nem vicceltek? Ma minden megt\u00f6rt\u00e9nhet. Ha k\u0151vel dob\u00e1lj\u00e1k a kih\u00edvott ment\u0151t\u2026 T\u0171zolt\u00f3kat\u2026<br \/>\nVadmalac elbizonytalanodott.<br \/>\n\u2013 Vicc az eg\u00e9sz \u00e9let. De nem a hal\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p>Forr\u00e1s: <a href=\"http:\/\/lenolaj.hu\"><em>Lenolaj.hu<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vadmalac idegesen j\u00e1rk\u00e1lt fel-al\u00e1 az od\u00fajukban, az \u00e1gyban fekve maradni m\u00e1r nem volt k\u00e9pes. Siker\u00fclt persze fel\u00e9bresztenie Malack\u00e1t. F\u00fcl\u00e9b\u0151l l\u00f3gott ki a zsebr\u00e1di\u00f3 hallgat\u00f3ja, azon folytak bel\u00e9 a h\u00edrek. Malack\u00e1nak ezt mondta: \u2013 Hat v\u00e9szl\u00f6v\u00e9st adtak ki, megl\u00e1tt\u00e1k \u0151ket egy haj\u00f3r\u00f3l, de nem tal\u00e1lj\u00e1k a bajba jutottakat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}