{"id":74676,"date":"2018-06-01T02:52:18","date_gmt":"2018-06-01T02:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=74676"},"modified":"2018-05-30T14:04:37","modified_gmt":"2018-05-30T14:04:37","slug":"boloni-domokos-piripocsi-piritos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=74676","title":{"rendered":"B\u00f6l\u00f6ni Domokos: Pirip\u00f3csi pirit\u00f3s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>R\u00f3zsa Rezs\u0151<\/em><br \/>\n<em>s Dung\u00f3 Dezs\u0151<\/em><br \/>\n<em>egyszercsak <\/em><br \/>\n<em>vonatra<\/em><br \/>\n<em>sz\u00e1lltak,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>s Pirip\u00f3csig<\/em><br \/>\n<em>meg sem \u00e1lltak.<\/em><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Vil\u00e1gh\u00edres Pirip\u00f3cs:<br \/>\nott pirul a pirit\u00f3s!<\/p>\n<p>Pirip\u00f3csi pirit\u00f3snak<br \/>\nnincs p\u00e1rja,<br \/>\nnappal s \u00e9jjel<br \/>\nkann\u2019b\u00e1l k\u00e9jjel<br \/>\nmindenki azt zab\u00e1lja.<\/p>\n<p>Pirit\u00f3son szalonna,<br \/>\nszalonna k\u00f6zt fokhagyma.<br \/>\nRezs\u00f3zza Rezs\u0151,<br \/>\ndrogozza Dezs\u0151!<\/p>\n<p>A Rezs\u0151 tes\u00f3ja,<br \/>\na tes\u00f3 rezs\u00f3ja.<br \/>\nRezs\u0151\u00e9 a rezs\u00f3<br \/>\nDezs\u0151\u00e9 a dozs\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Hej, te Rezs\u0151,<br \/>\nelromlott a rezs\u00f3,<br \/>\nkiv\u00e1gta a bisztit!<\/p>\n<p>Jajajajaj,<br \/>\nDung\u00f3 Dezs\u0151<br \/>\nkiveri a hisztit,<\/p>\n<p>hatalmasat v\u00e9tkezik,<br \/>\ns el\u00e9 kapv\u00e1n k\u00e9t kezit<br \/>\npofont teremt<br \/>\nter\u00edt\u00e9kre:<\/p>\n<p>h\u00e1lak\u00e9ppen<br \/>\nR\u00f3zsa Rezs\u0151t<br \/>\nsr\u00e9gen r\u00e9zs\u00fat<br \/>\nnyalja k\u00e9pen!<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f3 nagy svunggal<br \/>\nv\u00e1gja pof\u00e1n,<br \/>\n\u00e1mb\u00e1r k\u00e9tszer<br \/>\ncsapja kup\u00e1n,<br \/>\na big rezont<br \/>\nf\u00e9l pof\u00e1ja<br \/>\nkapja csup\u00e1n;<\/p>\n<p>m\u00e9gis sz\u00f6rny\u0171<br \/>\na hepaj,<br \/>\nrosszabb, mint az<br \/>\nelmebaj&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Semmi sem seg\u00edt<br \/>\na bajon:<br \/>\nord\u00edt, mint egy<br \/>\nb\u0151g\u0151majom!<\/p>\n<p>Jajgat-bajgat<br \/>\nR\u00f3zsa Rezs\u0151,<br \/>\nmeakulp\u00e1z<br \/>\nDong\u00f3 Dezs\u0151:<br \/>\n\u201eJajistenem, \u00e9g a rezs\u00f3,<br \/>\noda lesz a pr\u00edma dozs\u00f3!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hopp\u00e1!<br \/>\nDeus Ex machina,<br \/>\narra s\u00e9t\u00e1l Bingy\u00f3 Lina,<\/p>\n<p>k\u00e9r hat adag pir\u00edt\u00f3st,<br \/>\ns meg van mentve Pirip\u00f3cs!<\/p>\n<p>Bingy\u00f3 Lina bingy\u00f3ja,<br \/>\nLingy\u00f3 Bina lingy\u00f3ja,<br \/>\nRezs\u0151 r\u00f3zs\u00e1s rezs\u00f3ja,<br \/>\nDezs\u0151 dozs\u00f3s szerk\u00f3ja!<\/p>\n<p>Vil\u00e1gh\u00edres Pirip\u00f3cs:<br \/>\nott pirul a pirit\u00f3s!<\/p>\n<p>Pirip\u00f3csi pirit\u00f3snak<br \/>\nnincs p\u00e1rja,<br \/>\nnappal s \u00e9jjel<br \/>\nkann\u2019b\u00e1l k\u00e9jjel<br \/>\nmindenki azt zab\u00e1lja.<\/p>\n<p>Pirit\u00f3son szalonna,<br \/>\nszalonna k\u00f6zt fokhagyma.<br \/>\nRezs\u00f3zza Rezs\u0151,<br \/>\ndrogozza Dezs\u0151!<\/p>\n<p>Ha arra j\u00e1rsz,<br \/>\ncsin\u00e1lj szelfit,<br \/>\nhogy ezt a nagy<br \/>\nmarhas\u00e1got,<br \/>\nezt a cs\u00e1bos<br \/>\nbalgas\u00e1got<br \/>\nsim\u00e1n elhidd!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>R\u00f3zsa Rezs\u0151 s Dung\u00f3 Dezs\u0151 egyszercsak vonatra sz\u00e1lltak, s Pirip\u00f3csig meg sem \u00e1lltak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bombolodjunk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}