
{"id":7517,"date":"2011-02-07T08:27:16","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T08:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=7517"},"modified":"2011-02-07T13:08:09","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T13:08:09","slug":"cselenyibela-szokratesz-burkot-iszik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=7517","title":{"rendered":"Csel\u00e9nyiB\u00e9la: Sz\u00f3krat\u00e9sz b\u00fcrk\u00f6t iszik"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d3nkupa.<br \/>\nTy\u00fakketrec szer\u0171, \u00e1llami fa\u00e1gy.<br \/>\nL\u00e1ndzs\u00e1s katona,<br \/>\norrv\u00e9d\u0151 lemez,<br \/>\nmellkashoz tapad\u00f3<br \/>\nhas\u00edtott b\u0151r v\u00e9rt.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->A v\u00e1d tan\u00fai<br \/>\nv\u00e9kony hang\u00fa,<br \/>\nhiszt\u00e9rikus ifjak.<br \/>\nVisib\u00e1ln\u00e1nak,<br \/>\nk\u00f6ny\u00f6r\u00f6gn\u00e9nek,<br \/>\nord\u00edtva h\u00edzelegn\u00e9nek,<br \/>\nha nekik kellene b\u00fcrk\u00f6t inni.<\/p>\n<p>A filoz\u00f3fus lej\u00e1rt.<br \/>\nLe bizony,<br \/>\na &#8222;Vangelisz<br \/>\nBur\u00e1n\u00e1j\u00e1ba&#8221; bel\u00e9!!<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f3k\u00e9p\u0171 f\u00e9rfiak hozz\u00e1k a b\u00fcrk\u00f6t.<br \/>\nMint a filmsz\u00edn\u00e9szek valamennyien,<br \/>\nk\u00f6zbe&#8217; b\u00fcrk\u00f6t hoznak.<\/p>\n<p>B\u00f3lintanak a b\u00fcr\u00f6k k\u00f6r\u00fcl;<br \/>\nm\u00e9g kavargatj\u00e1k<br \/>\nvalami <em>kan\u00e1ltalanul <\/em>hossz\u00fa kever\u0151vel.<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f6n a v\u00e9gs\u0151,<br \/>\nkakassal val\u00f3 tartoz\u00e1sra utal\u00e1s.<br \/>\nEgy filoz\u00f3fus tartozik<br \/>\negy \u00e1zott tollszag\u00fa,<br \/>\ncsapzott sz\u00e1rnyassal,<br \/>\nde tesz r\u00f3la,<br \/>\nhogy e ty\u00fakketrec szag\u00fa mulaszt\u00e1s\u00e1n<br \/>\nenyh\u00edtsen valamicsk\u00e9t.<\/p>\n<p>A b\u00fcr\u00f6k nem rossz.<br \/>\nK\u00f3stolgatja, mint a gy\u00f3gyvizet.<br \/>\nJavasolj\u00e1k, hogy igyon, igyon.<br \/>\nK\u00edn\u00e1lgatja:<br \/>\n&#8222;Ti is,<br \/>\nti is,<br \/>\nf\u00e9rfiak!&#8221;<br \/>\nAzt\u00e1n m\u00e9lyebbeket kortyol<br \/>\n\u00e9s furcs\u00e1bbakat l\u00e1t.<\/p>\n<p>Az utols\u00f3 kortyokat<br \/>\nmintha m\u00e1r nem is \u0151 nyeln\u00e9,<br \/>\ns mintha m\u00e1r nem is a b\u00edr\u00e1k n\u00e9zn\u00e9k,<br \/>\nhanem sak\u00e1l- \u00e9s sasfej\u0171,<br \/>\nt\u00f3g\u00e1s istens\u00e9gek.<\/p>\n<p>Ez am\u00fagy rendben is volna,<br \/>\nhiszen nem \u0151 akart inni,<br \/>\nh\u00e1t nem is \u0151 iszik,<br \/>\ns m\u00e9ltatlan dolog a veszt\u00e9n gy\u00f6ny\u00f6rk\u00f6dni,<br \/>\n\u00edgy nem is b\u00edr\u00e1i szeml\u00e9lik<br \/>\nannak kim\u00fal\u00e1s\u00e1t,<br \/>\naki nem \u0151,<br \/>\ncsak valamif\u00e9le k\u00f6d\u00f6s v\u00e9grehajt\u00f3ja<br \/>\naz ego kelletlen parancs\u00e1nak.<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f6n Vangelisz &#8211;, feje sak\u00e1l;<br \/>\nj\u00f6n Bur\u00e1na &#8211;, karvalyfeje van;<br \/>\nj\u00f6n egy harminch\u00e1rom \u00e9ves<br \/>\nzsid\u00f3 ifj\u00fa a j\u00f6vend\u0151b\u0151l(,)<br \/>\ncsukl\u00f3j\u00e1n olyan vastag, ronda szeg nyom\u00e1val,<br \/>\namilyent nem kalap\u00e1ltak m\u00e9g a haj\u00edt\u00f3g\u00e9p\u00e9szek.<\/p>\n<p>B\u00e1rmikor kisz\u00e1llhat imm\u00e1r.<br \/>\nKisz\u00e1llni semmi.<br \/>\nOda\u00e1ti b\u00edr\u00e1k moraja keveredik<br \/>\naz \u00faj vil\u00e1g isteni hangzavar\u00e1val &#8211;,<\/p>\n<p>mik\u00f6zben<br \/>\nSz\u00f3krat\u00e9sz hal\u00e1la<br \/>\nnem kavar t\u00fal nagy port,<br \/>\n\u00f6reg kakas lev\u00e1g\u00e1sa csup\u00e1n,<br \/>\nkicsi,<br \/>\npiti\u00e1ner,<br \/>\nhomokos bossz\u00fa;<br \/>\negy utc\u00e1val arr\u00e9bb<br \/>\nm\u00e1r a phallosz se tud r\u00f3la.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1sok sajtot esznek,<br \/>\nsal\u00e1t\u00e1t, s\u00fclteket,<br \/>\nhabszivacs-szikl\u00e1kon<br \/>\nkortyolnak gyant\u00e1s bort.<\/p>\n<p><em>Budapest,<\/em> 2011. 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