{"id":78349,"date":"2018-09-24T02:51:49","date_gmt":"2018-09-24T02:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=78349"},"modified":"2018-09-23T13:59:02","modified_gmt":"2018-09-23T13:59:02","slug":"odesszai-pajzansagok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=78349","title":{"rendered":"Odesszai pajz\u00e1ns\u00e1gok"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Z\u00e1szl\u00f3\u00fcgyek<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Barcelon\u00e1ban a lakoss\u00e1g egyik fele minden reggel kit\u0171z egy spanyol z\u00e1szl\u00f3t az erk\u00e9ly\u00e9re, \u00e9s el\u00e9get egy katal\u00e1n z\u00e1szl\u00f3t. A v\u00e1ros m\u00e1sik fele ugyanezt teszi, de ford\u00edtott sorrendben. Csak a k\u00e9t friss odesszai bev\u00e1ndorl\u00f3 marad ki mindebb\u0151l: S\u00e1ra \u00e9s \u00c1bris f\u00e1radhatatlanul varrj\u00e1k \u00e9s \u00e1rulj\u00e1k a spanyol \u00e9s a katal\u00e1n z\u00e1szl\u00f3kat.<!--more--><\/p>\n<h2><strong>F\u00e9lt\u00e9kenys\u00e9g<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Hossz\u00fa kutakod\u00f3 nagytakar\u00edt\u00e1s ut\u00e1n sem tal\u00e1lt Cilja Abramovna idegen n\u0151i hajsz\u00e1lat a sezlonon. Ez annyira felb\u0151sz\u00edtette, hogy sepr\u0171vel kergette az udavron a f\u00e9rj\u00e9t, M\u00f3zsit, azt \u00fcv\u00f6ltve, hogy \u00fajabban kopasz n\u0151kkel csalja\u2026<\/p>\n<h2><strong>B\u0171n\u00f6k<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Hatalmas nyomtatott hirdetm\u00e9ny a zsinag\u00f3ga bej\u00e1rat\u00e1n\u00e1l: \u00bbFedetlen f\u0151vel bel\u00e9pni ide ugyanolyan b\u0171n, mint a par\u00e1zn\u00e1lkod\u00e1s!\u00ab<br \/>\nAlatta, ceruz\u00e1val: \u00bbMindkett\u0151 kipr\u00f3b\u00e1lva. Mecsoda k\u00fcl\u00f6nbs\u00e9g!\u00ab<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em><strong>Bek\u00fcldte: Sz. N. J.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Z\u00e1szl\u00f3\u00fcgyek Barcelon\u00e1ban a lakoss\u00e1g egyik fele minden reggel kit\u0171z egy spanyol z\u00e1szl\u00f3t az erk\u00e9ly\u00e9re, \u00e9s el\u00e9get egy katal\u00e1n z\u00e1szl\u00f3t. A v\u00e1ros m\u00e1sik fele ugyanezt teszi, de ford\u00edtott sorrendben. Csak a k\u00e9t friss odesszai bev\u00e1ndorl\u00f3 marad ki mindebb\u0151l: S\u00e1ra \u00e9s \u00c1bris f\u00e1radhatatlanul varrj\u00e1k \u00e9s \u00e1rulj\u00e1k a spanyol \u00e9s a katal\u00e1n z\u00e1szl\u00f3kat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bombolodjunk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}