{"id":82077,"date":"2019-03-03T02:58:03","date_gmt":"2019-03-03T02:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=82077"},"modified":"2019-03-02T14:36:16","modified_gmt":"2019-03-02T14:36:16","slug":"karinthy-frigyes-konnyed-tarsalgas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=82077","title":{"rendered":"Karinthy Frigyes: K\u00f6nnyed t\u00e1rsalg\u00e1s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 \u00c1, szervusz. Mit viszel, mit viszel ebben a csomagban?<br \/>\n\u2013 Na, tal\u00e1ld ki.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nem tal\u00e1lom ki \u00e9n biz.<br \/>\n\u2013 De biz kital\u00e1lod, csak er\u0151lk\u00f6dj. Na, k\u00edv\u00e1ncsi vagyok. Nem tal\u00e1lod ki?<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00e1t fogadjunk, hogy kital\u00e1lom. <!--more--><br \/>\n\u2013 Na, halljuk.<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00e1t s\u00e1rkefe.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nem.<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00e1t akkor feh\u00e9rnem\u0171.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nem.<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00fasnem\u0171?<br \/>\n\u2013 Esetleg. \u00dagy is fel lehet fogni.<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00e1t egy \u00e9l\u0151 kis kutya.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nem.<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00e1t nagy kutya.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nem.<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00e1t akkor&#8230; de hiszen szaga van.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nem tagadom.<br \/>\n\u2013 Hm. Mi lehet&#8230;? Furcsa fog\u00e1sa van.<br \/>\n\u2013 Igen.<br \/>\n\u2013 Ejnye&#8230; ejnye&#8230; Nini, a papiros egyik oldalon v\u00e9res.<br \/>\n\u2013 Igen.<br \/>\n\u2013 Ejnye&#8230; hopp! Megvan! Egy kis borj\u00fa, tiszt\u00edtva.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nem.<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00e1t egy kis lev\u00e1gott malac.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nem.<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00e1t egy kis lev\u00e1gott gyerek.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nem.<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00e1t egy \u00f6sszevagdalt n\u0151i holttest.<br \/>\n\u2013 Az.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nagyszer\u0171! M\u00e9gis kital\u00e1ltam!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 \u00c1, szervusz. Mit viszel, mit viszel ebben a csomagban? \u2013 Na, tal\u00e1ld ki. \u2013 Nem tal\u00e1lom ki \u00e9n biz. \u2013 De biz kital\u00e1lod, csak er\u0151lk\u00f6dj. Na, k\u00edv\u00e1ncsi vagyok. Nem tal\u00e1lod ki? \u2013 H\u00e1t fogadjunk, hogy kital\u00e1lom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rovidproza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}