
{"id":84254,"date":"2019-07-02T02:57:25","date_gmt":"2019-07-02T02:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=84254"},"modified":"2019-06-30T14:21:35","modified_gmt":"2019-06-30T14:21:35","slug":"ezust-hid-srebrni-most-vladislava-vojnovic-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=84254","title":{"rendered":"Ez\u00fcst h\u00edd-Srebrni most: Vladislava Vojnovi\u0107 verse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>Feh\u00e9r Ill\u00e9s m\u0171ford\u00edt\u00e1saib\u00f3l<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>Ty\u00fakok \u2013 Koko\u0161ke<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>N\u00e9ha t\u00e9nyleg ty\u00fakok vagyunk,<br \/>\nheteroszexu\u00e1lisok, f\u00e9rjezettek.<br \/>\n\u00c9lvez\u00fcnk.<br \/>\nHa m\u00e1r nem csibe vagy, t\u00f6bb\u00e9 nem sz\u00e9gyelled.<br \/>\nPuff, puff, pufff, \u00e9s f\u00e9rjeket csaltatok?<!--more--><br \/>\nIgen, nem, \u00f3, mi\u00e9rt nem t\u00f6bbsz\u00f6r, puff-puff!<br \/>\nCsaln\u00e1tok, m\u00e9g t\u00f6bbsz\u00f6r, m\u00e9g nem k\u00e9s\u0151?<br \/>\nPuff, puff, puff-puff, ahahahaha&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9s \u0151, aki gond n\u00e9lk\u00fcl tarthatna szeret\u0151t,<br \/>\na leg\u00e9szrev\u00e9tlenebb f\u00e9rjjel,<br \/>\n\u00e9s meg\u0151rz\u00f6tt feh\u00e9r h\u00fassal,<br \/>\nszaftos combokkal,<br \/>\n\u00f6sszeszor\u00edtott cs\u0151rrel<br \/>\npici fej\u00e9t cs\u00f3v\u00e1lva hallgatott,<br \/>\n\u00e9rtelmes ty\u00fakszemmel<br \/>\nhol jobbra, hol balra tekintett,<br \/>\na k\u00e1v\u00e9b\u00f3l<br \/>\ncsak n\u00e9ha csippentett.<br \/>\nMajd emberi hangon sz\u00f3lt:<br \/>\n\u201eM\u00edg a f\u0151kakas ty\u00fakja voltam,<br \/>\nm\u00e1s nem kellett.<br \/>\nAmi\u00f3ta a f\u0151n\u00f6k semmije vagyok,<br \/>\naz\u00f3ta, hogy a f\u0151n\u00f6k sz\u00e1momra nem f\u0151n\u00f6k,<br \/>\nm\u00e1soknak nem tudok mit felk\u00edn\u00e1lni.<br \/>\nM\u00e1sok rabolni szeretnek,<br \/>\nitt viszont rabolni nincs mit.<br \/>\nMeg kellene j\u00e1tszanom, \u0151 a f\u0151n\u00f6k,<br \/>\n\u00e9n meg a legfontosabb,<br \/>\nde a sz\u00edn\u00e9szked\u00e9s el\u00e1ruln\u00e1:<br \/>\nszeg\u00e9ny vagyok, nincstelen \u00e9s r\u00fat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9s v\u00e1ratlanul, e mes\u00e9b\u0151l cs\u00fcggedt dal lesz<br \/>\n\u00e9s mi nem voltunk t\u00f6bb\u00e9 ty\u00fakok,<br \/>\nde k\u00f6z\u00e9pkor\u00fa asszonyok<br \/>\na klimax k\u00fcsz\u00f6b\u00e9n<br \/>\nakiknek \u00e9ppen semmi mondanival\u00f3juk sincs.<br \/>\nHa nem csibe vagy, sem toj\u00f3s ty\u00fak,<br \/>\nha v\u00e9n kotl\u00f3s vagy<br \/>\nakib\u0151l j\u00f3 a leves,<br \/>\nfaz\u00e9k a j\u00f6v\u0151d,<br \/>\na faz\u00e9k el\u0151tt meg<br \/>\ns\u00edri csend.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><em>Nekad smo stvarno koko\u0161ke,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>heteroseksualne, udavane.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>U\u017eivamo.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Kad nisi pile, nije te vi\u0161e sramota.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Pak, pak, paaak, i jeste li varale mu\u017eeve?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Nismo, jesmo, ih, \u0161to nismo vi\u0161e, pak-pak!<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Biste li varale, biste li jo\u0161, jo\u0161 nije kasno?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Pak, pak, pak-pak, ihihihihi&#8230;!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A ona, s najvi\u0161e uslova za ljubavnika,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>s najneprijatnijim mu\u017eem,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>a o\u010duvanog belog mesa,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>so\u010dnih bata\u010di\u0107a,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u0107utala je stisnutog kljuna,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>okre\u0107u\u0107i sitnu glavicu,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>bistrim koko\u0161ijim okom,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>gledala \u010das levo, \u010das desno,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>i samo bi ponekad<\/em><br \/>\n<em>kljucnula kafu.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Onda se oglasila ljudskim glasom:<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u201eDok sam bila koko\u0161ka glavnom petlu,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>nisu mi trebali drugi.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Od kad sam glavnom ni\u0161ta,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>od kad mi glavni nije glavni,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>nemam \u0161ta da ponudim drugima.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Drugi vole da otimaju,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>a ovde nema \u0161ta da se otme.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Morala bih da odglumim da je glavni glavni<\/em><br \/>\n<em>i da sam mu ja glavna,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>a ta bi me gluma otkrila<\/em><br \/>\n<em>u te\u0161koj bedi, nema\u0161tini i rugobi.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I odjednom, ta basna postade \u017ealostiva pesma<\/em><br \/>\n<em>i mi vi\u0161e nismo bile koko\u0161ke<\/em><br \/>\n<em>nego sredove\u010dne \u017eene<\/em><br \/>\n<em>na pragu menopauze<\/em><br \/>\n<em>koje ama ba\u0161 ni\u0161ta nemaju da ka\u017eu.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Kad nisi pile, ni nosilja,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>kad si stara koka<\/em><br \/>\n<em>od koje je dobra juha,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>lonac je cela perspektiva,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>a pred loncem<\/em><br \/>\n<em>grobna je ti\u0161ina.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Ford\u00edtotta: Feh\u00e9r Ill\u00e9s<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vladislava Vojnovi\u0107 (Bela Crkva, 1965)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Forr\u00e1s: <a href=\"https:\/\/feherilles.blogspot.com\"><em>Ez\u00fcst h\u00edd-Srebrni most<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feh\u00e9r Ill\u00e9s m\u0171ford\u00edt\u00e1saib\u00f3l Ty\u00fakok \u2013 Koko\u0161ke N\u00e9ha t\u00e9nyleg ty\u00fakok vagyunk, heteroszexu\u00e1lisok, f\u00e9rjezettek. \u00c9lvez\u00fcnk. Ha m\u00e1r nem csibe vagy, t\u00f6bb\u00e9 nem sz\u00e9gyelled. Puff, puff, pufff, \u00e9s f\u00e9rjeket csaltatok?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}