
{"id":84279,"date":"2019-07-04T02:53:52","date_gmt":"2019-07-04T02:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=84279"},"modified":"2019-07-02T08:45:00","modified_gmt":"2019-07-02T08:45:00","slug":"boloni-domokos-breking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=84279","title":{"rendered":"B\u00f6l\u00f6ni Domokos: Br\u00e9king"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Azt\u00e1n mit szeretne a sz\u00fclinapj\u00e1ra, Pap\u00f3?<br \/>\nH\u00e1t, mit. Egy olyan iz\u00e9t. Br\u00e9kinget.<br \/>\nSiker\u00fclt visszafogni a kacag\u00e1st, ink\u00e1bb kinyomozt\u00e1k. H\u00e1t az egyik reggeli m\u0171sorban mondik\u00e1lj\u00e1k, br\u00e9king, br\u00e9king, s olvasnak hozz\u00e1 bolondikus h\u00edreket.<!--more--><br \/>\nAz \u00f6reg r\u00e1b\u00f6k\u00f6tt a m\u0171sorvezet\u0151re. Tarka p\u00f3l\u00f3. Vagyis br\u00e9king.<br \/>\nSz\u00fclinapra meg is lett, nem egy, hanem kett\u0151. Egyik a tarka; a m\u00e1sik a t\u00e1rsdum\u00e1l\u00f3 koll\u00e9ga br\u00e9kingj\u00e9re hajaz\u00f3.<br \/>\nRevol\u00faci\u00f3s, csegevarr\u00e1sos.<br \/>\nBoldogan s\u00f6r\u00f6z\u00f6tt kreat\u00edv unok\u00e1ival.<br \/>\nMegh\u00edvta katonacimbor\u00e1j\u00e1t is, aki vitte valamire. Domnu Sz\u00e1muilnak h\u00edvatta mag\u00e1t.<br \/>\nEz mindig t\u00e1csolta pap\u00f3t; hogy lemaradt a sinkanszenr\u0151l; l\u00e1m, a cucca is milyen \u00f3g\u00f6r\u00f6g.<br \/>\nSzamuil domnu nem j\u00f6tt el a bulira, viszont ott \u00e1ll a neve a m\u00falt p\u00e9nteki gy\u00e1szjelent\u00e9sek k\u00f6z\u00f6tt.<br \/>\nGyakran \u00fcnnepel a posta, n\u00e9gynaponk\u00e9nt hoznak friss \u00fajs\u00e1got.Miut\u00e1n elmentek az unok\u00e1i, az \u00f6reg kirakta a k\u00e9t br\u00e9kinget a karossz\u00e9kek h\u00e1t\u00e1ra, el\u00e9j\u00fck tolta a hokkerlit, r\u00e1 kis prof\u00e1n h\u00e1zi olt\u00e1rk\u00e9nt a g\u00e9ppusk\u00e1s bajt\u00e1rs k\u00e1v\u00e9barn\u00e1ra fakult f\u00e9nyk\u00e9p\u00e9t.<br \/>\nElmondott egy Miaty\u00e1nkot.<br \/>\nAzt\u00e1n elrakta a hokkerlit. A br\u00e9kingeket bedobta a le\u00f6nt\u0151be.<br \/>\nV\u00e9g\u00fcl a k\u00e9pet is ut\u00e1nuk eresztette.<br \/>\nDe m\u00e9g odasz\u00f3lt:<br \/>\n\u2013 Na, ki a trendi, Samu?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em><strong>Forr\u00e1s: a szerz\u0151 Facebook oldala<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azt\u00e1n mit szeretne a sz\u00fclinapj\u00e1ra, Pap\u00f3? H\u00e1t, mit. Egy olyan iz\u00e9t. Br\u00e9kinget. Siker\u00fclt visszafogni a kacag\u00e1st, ink\u00e1bb kinyomozt\u00e1k. H\u00e1t az egyik reggeli m\u0171sorban mondik\u00e1lj\u00e1k, br\u00e9king, br\u00e9king, s olvasnak hozz\u00e1 bolondikus h\u00edreket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rovidproza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}