{"id":85245,"date":"2019-08-27T03:00:29","date_gmt":"2019-08-27T03:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=85245"},"modified":"2019-08-24T14:09:13","modified_gmt":"2019-08-24T14:09:13","slug":"szovjet-kepes-emlekek-aszalyos-idokbol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=85245","title":{"rendered":"Szovjet (k\u00e9pes) eml\u00e9kek \u2013 asz\u00e1lyos id\u0151kb\u0151l"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>H\u00e1rom \u00e9s f\u00e9l \u00e9vtizeddel ezel\u0151tt startolt a gorbacsovi \u2019\u201dszuhoj zakon\u2019 \u2013 a sz\u00e1raz korszak. Betiltott\u00e1k az alkoholos italok forgalmaz\u00e1s\u00e1t (illetve szigor\u00fa korl\u00e1toz\u00e1sokat vezettek be: fejadag, \u00e1rus\u00edt\u00e1si id\u0151szak reduk\u00e1l\u00e1sa). A &#8211; szint\u00e9n t\u00f6rv\u00e9nyen k\u00edv\u00fcl helyezett &#8211; h\u00e1zi p\u00e1linkaf\u0151z\u00e9s (szamogon) fellend\u00fclt, \u00e9s az ellen\u0151rzetlen kotyval\u00e9kok t\u00edzezersz\u00e1mra okoztak hal\u00e1leseteket \u00e9s megnyomorod\u00e1sokat orsz\u00e1gszerte\u2026 Mert a jelsz\u00f3 megmaradt: <em>A vodka \u00e9lt, a vodka \u00e9l, a vodka \u00e9lni fog !<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/szuhojzakon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85253\" src=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/szuhojzakon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"234\" height=\"215\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Viccek is sz\u00fclettek a helyzet nyomor\u00e1b\u00f3l. P\u00e9ld\u00e1nak ok\u00e1\u00e9rt mindj\u00e1rt kett\u0151:<\/p>\n<p>1. Hatalmas sor \u00e1ll az \u2019\u00e9getett szeszek\u2019 \u00fczlet el\u0151tt a szovjet sz\u00e1raz t\u00f6rv\u00e9ny idej\u00e9n. Az \u00fari k\u00f6z\u00f6ss\u00e9g m\u00e9ltatlankodik.<br \/>\nEgy \u00far (\u2026 polg\u00e1rt\u00e1rs \u2026) m\u00e1r nem b\u00edrja tov\u00e1bb: \u2019Elegem van m\u00e1r ebb\u0151l a sor\u00e1ll\u00e1sb\u00f3l. Megyek, meg\u00f6l\u00f6m Gorbacsovot!\u2019 \u2013 \u00e9s elmegy. J\u00f3 k\u00e9t \u00f3ra m\u00falva visszaj\u00f6n: \u2019Ott m\u00e9g nagyobb sor \u00e1ll\u2026\u2019<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_85254\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/image001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-85254\" class=\"wp-image-85254\" src=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/image001-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/image001-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/image001.jpg 674w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-85254\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Oszt\u00e1lyharc az ital\u00fczlet el\u0151tt<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>2. T\u00e1virat egy t\u00e1voli szib\u00e9riai j\u00e1r\u00e1si p\u00e1rtbizotts\u00e1gr\u00f3l Moszkv\u00e1ba, a P\u00e1rtk\u00f6zpontba:<br \/>\n\u2019S\u00fcrg\u0151sen enged\u00e9lyezz\u00e9tek a vodk\u00e1t ! Az emberek kij\u00f3zanodtak, \u00e9s egyre k\u00e9rdezgetik: Hov\u00e1 t\u00fcntett\u00e9tek a c\u00e1r-atyusk\u00e1t ?\u2019<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/csalad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-85255\" src=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/csalad.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"418\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>B\u00e9lyegfelirat: A j\u00f3zan szovjet csal\u00e1d \u2013 csak b\u00e9lyegen l\u00e9tezett\u2026 (\u2019A j\u00f3zans\u00e1g: \u00e9letnorma\u2019)<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em><strong>Bek\u00fcldte: njf<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H\u00e1rom \u00e9s f\u00e9l \u00e9vtizeddel ezel\u0151tt startolt a gorbacsovi \u2019\u201dszuhoj zakon\u2019 \u2013 a sz\u00e1raz korszak. Betiltott\u00e1k az alkoholos italok forgalmaz\u00e1s\u00e1t (illetve szigor\u00fa korl\u00e1toz\u00e1sokat vezettek be: fejadag, \u00e1rus\u00edt\u00e1si id\u0151szak reduk\u00e1l\u00e1sa). A &#8211; szint\u00e9n t\u00f6rv\u00e9nyen k\u00edv\u00fcl helyezett &#8211; h\u00e1zi p\u00e1linkaf\u0151z\u00e9s (szamogon) fellend\u00fclt, \u00e9s az ellen\u0151rzetlen kotyval\u00e9kok t\u00edzezersz\u00e1mra okoztak hal\u00e1leseteket \u00e9s megnyomorod\u00e1sokat orsz\u00e1gszerte\u2026 Mert a jelsz\u00f3 megmaradt: A vodka [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bongeszde","category-foto"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}