{"id":86041,"date":"2019-10-11T02:53:39","date_gmt":"2019-10-11T02:53:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=86041"},"modified":"2019-10-07T14:21:18","modified_gmt":"2019-10-07T14:21:18","slug":"odessza-orok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=86041","title":{"rendered":"Odessza \u00f6r\u00f6k"},"content":{"rendered":"

Import fricsk\u00e1k \u00e9s anekdot\u00e1k<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

* A macska orr\u00e1t ne verd bele mindig a sz\u0151nyegbe, ha odapisil – v\u00e9g\u00fcl m\u00e9g \u00e1tt\u00e9r az iszl\u00e1mra.<\/p>\n

* A sz\u00fanyog, mely megcs\u00edpett egy drogost, k\u00e9t \u00f3r\u00e1n kereszt\u00fcl hangsebess\u00e9ggel sz\u00e1guld\u00f3 vad\u00e1szrep\u00fcl\u0151nek k\u00e9pzelte mag\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

* Nem tudok itt \u00e1lldog\u00e1lni, m\u00edg a t\u00f6bbiek mind dolgoznak\u2026El is megyek, led\u0151l\u00f6k egyet aludni.<\/p>\n

* Krupszkaja elk\u00eds\u00e9rte Lenint Szib\u00e9ri\u00e1ba\u2026 Ezzel elrontotta az eg\u00e9sz sz\u00e1m\u0171zet\u00e9s\u00e9t\u2026<\/p>\n

* Nem baj, ha f\u00e1j a fejed. Azt jelenti, hogy m\u00e9g megvan\u2026<\/p>\n

* Minden megdr\u00e1gult: a buszjegy, a benzin, a lak\u00e1s, a kaja, a pia \u2026 M\u00e9g szerencse, hogy a fizet\u00e9st nem emelt\u00e9k\u2026<\/p>\n

* Az alkohol nem seg\u00edt a nagy k\u00e9rd\u00e9sek megv\u00e1laszol\u00e1s\u00e1ban. De seg\u00edt elfeledni mag\u00e1t a k\u00e9rd\u00e9st.<\/p>\n

* Igy\u00e1l vizet ! A ves\u00e9d is meg\u00e9rdemel egy meglepet\u00e9st !<\/p>\n

* Nek\u00fcnk nem kell a m\u00e1s\u00e9 ! De ami a mienk, azt elvessz\u00fck, b\u00e1rmi \u00e1ron is\u2026<\/p>\n

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Bek\u00fcldte: Sz. N. J\u00f3zsef<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Import fricsk\u00e1k \u00e9s anekdot\u00e1k * A macska orr\u00e1t ne verd bele mindig a sz\u0151nyegbe, ha odapisil – v\u00e9g\u00fcl m\u00e9g \u00e1tt\u00e9r az iszl\u00e1mra. * A sz\u00fanyog, mely megcs\u00edpett egy drogost, k\u00e9t \u00f3r\u00e1n kereszt\u00fcl hangsebess\u00e9ggel sz\u00e1guld\u00f3 vad\u00e1szrep\u00fcl\u0151nek k\u00e9pzelte mag\u00e1t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bombolodjunk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}