1.<\/p>\n
Van egy bar\u00e1tom, a k\u00f6ztudatban b\u00e9ka,
\nkedvenc id\u0151t\u00f6lt\u00e9se az esti s\u00e9ta,
\nah\u00e1nyszor \u00f6sszefutottunk,
\nkedves sz\u00f3t, b\u00f3kot v\u00e1ltottunk.
\nJaj, elm\u00falt a ny\u00e1r, \u00e9s \u00fagy hi\u00e1nyzik n\u00e9ha!<\/p>\n
2.<\/p>\n
\u2013 Esztelen\u00fcl sokat iszol \u2013
\nkorholta f\u00e9rj\u00e9t az Yvonne.
\n\u2013 Tengernek is sok ez, mon homme,
\nbelefulladt a pisztolyod,
\ntu es perdu, mon ex lion.<\/p>\n
3.<\/p>\n
Volt egy ember, mindig leg\u00e9nykedett,
\n\u00e1ldott j\u00f3 dolog a h\u00e1tramenet.
\n\u2013 Seg\u00edt lebirk\u00f3zni a halad\u00e1s
\nokozta f\u00f3bi\u00e1t, s van r\u00e1ad\u00e1s \u2013
\nlihegte, h\u00e1ttal el\u0151remenet.<\/p>\n
4.<\/p>\n
Volt egy tipp-topp n\u0151, \u00fagy h\u00edvt\u00e1k, Zsuzsika,
\nnagy szenved\u00e9lye volt a sz\u00e9p muzsika.
\n\u201eBe sz\u00e9p vagy! Be sz\u00e9p vagy!\u201d
\nEzt hallgatta \u00e9jt-nap.
\nAm\u00edg f\u00f6l nem d\u00f6fte egy zulu bika.<\/p>\n
5.<\/p>\n
Volt egy ember, \u00fagy h\u00edvt\u00e1k, D\u00f6m\u00f6t\u00f6r,
\nk\u00e9rdezgette: mi az, hogy \u00f6vs\u00f6m\u00f6r?
\n\u201eA csatos \u00f6v okozhatta!\u201d,
\nord\u00edtott, mikor elkapta.
\nAkkor vett h\u00f3zentr\u00e1gert el\u0151sz\u00f6r.<\/p>\n
6.<\/p>\n
Volt egy l\u00e1ny, okos telefonba
\nk\u00f6lt\u00f6z\u00f6tt, mintha m\u00e1sik honba.
\nA helyzet hal\u00e1losan komoly:
\nbenne h\u00e1l, mint arcban a mosoly.
\nNem tudni, mikor, merre, hol van.<\/p>\n
7.<\/p>\n
Volt egy f\u00e9rfi, \u00e9s b\u0171b\u00e1jos bab\u00e1ja,
\nm\u00e1sztak f\u00f6lfel\u00e9\u2026 mint majom a f\u00e1ra.
\nFogt\u00e1k egym\u00e1s kez\u00e9t:
\nszam\u00e1rl\u00e9tr\u00e1n neh\u00e9z
\nmutatv\u00e1ny \u2013 r\u00e1ment a f\u00e9rfi gaty\u00e1ja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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